Jessica Simpson's huge boobs in a bikini! (Cabo - 3/30)
Now would be a good day to upgrade to widescreen monitors because Jessica Simpson is on vacation in Cabo San Lucas and her boobs look absolutely enormous. If boob size was equivalent to intelligence, Jessica is in Cabo for the 2016 International Conference on Nanotechnology and Nanomaterials in Energy (ICNNE). She arrived Monday on the flying car she invented.
*53 Jessica Simpson bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Mariah Carey at the Malibu Fair last year
Mariah Carey is still god damn nuts. How nuts? Try: "fly her dogs home in first class when she's not even with them" nuts. From Page SIx:
Carey's canine coterie flew first class on American Airlines on Monday from Aspen, Colo., where she also has a home. She traveled to LA on her own from New York just days after [Australian billionaire James] Packer presented her with a 35-carat diamond ring worth $10 million.To recap: Mariah Carey's dogs are just like any other dogs. They sniff butts, pee on stuff, kill birds, lick their own penises, maybe eat a little poop here and there. But she still doesn't want them associating with people who can only afford coach tickets. That is how little she thinks of ordinary people like you and me. Note to self: punch Mariah Carey in one of her two chins the next time you see her.
Sources say two of the pop superstar's pups, Jack Russells named Cha Cha and Jill E. Beans, rode in the deluxe cabin to join her and Packer in LA.
One said, "Mariah's dogs only fly first. But the two pets hate each other, so [they] have to be placed in separate kennels for the journey and travel with two separate members of her staff." The trip will cost over $2,000 per pooch, according to the source.
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Rita Ora at the Ralph Russon show during Paris Fashion Week (1/25)
Rita Ora has been absolutely crushing Paris Fashion Week . . . which I guess is not that hard to do when you look like her. Some of us are just born with certain gifts and are innately better than others. Rita has nice tits. I'm really good at jacks. Don't hate us.
*32 Rita Ora pictures total in the gallery:
Kate Hudson naked!
Celebrity stylist Sophie Lopez Instagrammed this picture of her client's naked ass back in November, but no one knew who it was until now. Kate Hudson. Awesome. This is like discovering a Picasso at a flea market, with, obviously, more jacking off involved.
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Kylie Jenner leaving Nice Guy nightclub in West Hollywood (1/21)
Here's 18-year-old Kylie Jenner leaving Nice Guy nightclub in West Hollywood last night. Ah, yes, I remember when my local club used to have their special "You Don't Have to be 21 to Drink Here Tonight" promotion when I was kid . . . said no one ever. Seriously, how is this legal?
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Adriana Lima sideboobage
Here's Adriana Lina, via Flynet, at the IWC 'Come Fly with us' Gala Dinner during the launch of the Pilot's Watches Novelties from the Swiss luxury watch manufacturer IWC Schaffhausen at the Salon International de la Haute Horlogerie (SIHH) in Geneva, Switzerland on Tuesday. Damn that was long. They could have just said TITS.
*16 Adriana Lima pictures total in the gallery:
Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom at his birthday party
Remember when Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom were doing it last year? Well they're still doing it. Selena attended Orlando's birthday last week in L.A. (above, with shared manager Aleen Keshishian) and also wished him a happy birthday on Instagram using his nickname ("Happy bday Orly"). You don't call a 39-year-old man a cute little nickname unless his penis has been in your hands within the last 24 hours. Everyone knows that. Start the pregnancy rumors.
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Chrissy Teigen arriving at Roissy Airport in Paris (12/26)
Chrissy Teigen revealed last week on FABLife that, even though she still has three months to go in her pregnancy, her boobs have reached the 40DD stage ... *makes motorboat sound* ... From Us Weekly:
In a segment during which cohost Joe Zee tries to explain how to double your cup size, Teigen, 30, jumps in to say, "I'm still second trimester, and I think I'm rocking a 40DD. But let's double them!"This story would be way better if there wasn't a fetus involved. Yes it makes your boobs grow bigger, but it also makes your stomach grow a lot bigger as well. It's like junk food that you have to take care of for 18 years. You ruin everything, fetus!
Getting serious again, Zee proceeds to take out a smaller-sized bra, but Teigen immediately interjects, "That's like a nipple cover for me now, by the way. My nipples are all sorts of weird right now."
*20 Chrissy Teigen pictures total in the gallery:
Gavin Rossdale and Mindy Mann in 2013
And now we know why Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani are divorcing. It was the nanny, stupid. It's always the nanny. From Us Weekly:
Back in February, Stefani, 46, uncovered Rossdale's long-term affair with [Mindy] Mann, who cared for the couple's three sons, Kingston, 9, Zuma, 7, and Apollo, 20 months. At the time, the No Doubt frontwoman discovered explicit texts between Rossdale and the nanny -- including nude photos of Mann and their plans to meet up for sex -- on the family's iPad.For fuck's sake, she's your nanny -- don't text her. Just talk to her.
"The iPad was linked to Gavin's phone," a family source tells Us. "One of the other nannies discovered the exchange and told Gwen."
Mann was soon fired, but the Bush rocker, 50, insisted to Stefani that the exchange was simply "flirtation," one source explains. When he finally confessed to the affair months later, [Stefani] made the decision to end their marriage. The couple announced their plans to divorce in August.I think I figured out a way to solve this nanny crisis once and for all. Now hear me out because it's just crazy enough to work . . . TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN FUCKING KIDS. I know, right? Revolutionary idea.
The sexual relationship lasted for more than three years -- including the time period when Stefani was pregnant with Apollo.
*15 Gavin Rossdale and Mindy Mann pictures total in the gallery: