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Jessica Alba at Heidi Klum and Seal's annual Halloween Party in West Hollywood (10/31)

So what did you do for 12 hours yesterday? I edited and loaded 800+ celebrity Halloween pictures. Fuck my life. I'm not gonna lie: a lot of blood, sweat, tears, and semen went into this post. Do me a favor and click on some of these:

Kate Beckinsale: 10 pics here
Kim Kardashian: 10 pics here and 10 pics here
Jennifer Love Hewitt: 3 pics here
Anna Friel: 5 pics here
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale: 10 pics here
Katerina Graham (The Vampire Diaries): 5 pics here
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt: 32 pics here
Kourtney Kardashian: 5 pics here
The Saturdays: 30 pics here
Christina Aguilera: 30 pics here
Kathy and Rick Hilton: 5 pics here
Mel B: 31 pics here
Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox: 20 pics here
Helena Christensen: 5 pics here
Cisco Adler: 15 pics here
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom: 5 pics here
James Gandolfini: 4 pics here
Peter Andre: 20 pics here
Today Show: 31 pics here
Julianne Hough: 10 pics here
Miranda Cosgrove: 5 pics here
Bai Ling: 2 pics here
Mickey Rourke: 20 pics here
Jordin Sparks: 5 pics here
Rupert Grint (Harry Potter): 2 pics here
Selita Ebanks: 16 pics here
Briana Evigan (Sorority Row): 15 pics here
Rachel Zoe: 10 pics here
Heid Montag and Spencer Pratt: 10 pics here
Kelly Osbourne: 8 pics here
Travis Barker: 5 pics here
Holly Madison: 25 pics here
Kellan Lutz (Twilight): 30 pics here
La Toya Jackson: 30 pics here
Ashley Greene (Twilight): 33 pics here
Katie Price: 7 pics here
Nicky Hilton: 15 pics here
Pixie Geldof: 15 pics here
Debbie Gibson: 15 pics here
Martha Stewart: 10 pics here
Rutina Wesley (True Blood): 10 pics here
Brooke Shields: 5 pics here
Jon Stewart: 10 pics here
Bette Midler: 30 pics here
Alyson Hannigan: 15 pics here
Tom Felton (Harry Potter): 5 pics here
AnnaLynne McCord: 25 pics here
Derek Hough: 10 pics here
Phoebe Price: 5 pics here
Laura Croft (Playboy Playmate): 10 pics here
Jessica Lowndes (90210): 15 pics here
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon: 10 pics here
Heidi Klum and Seal: 31 pics here
Emile Hirsch: 5 pics here

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Taylor Swift and some Nazi lover dude at Katy Perry's birthday at Sunset Beach in Hollywood (10/24)

So Katy Perry had a little birthday party Saturday night at Sunset Beach in Hollywood. Everyone attending wore white which helped make the paint fight later in the night all the more fun. And of course some Hitler Youth wannabe took it too far and painted a swastika on himself. Naturally, Taylor Swift took a picture with him.

You know I've been saying for some time that Taylor needs to shed her good girl image. My idea was for her to say "damn" more often and star in a PG-13 movie, but I guess a swastika works, too. It seems like too often record companies simply ignore the lucrative "white supremacy" segment of the market. Taylor's message to them is clear:

"Es Ist Zeit zu säubern! Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten! Es ist Zeit für Rache! Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!"

Coming up next week: Taylor gives us her opinion on abortion!

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Angelina Jolie at the premiere of Inglourious Basterds at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (8/10)

"I nailed Angelina Jolie and her mom." Wow, that might be the coolest thing a guy has ever said. From X17:
Andrew Morton, the controversial biographer of Princess Diana and Monica Lewinsky, has written an explosive new biography about Angelina Jolie, claiming that she slept with her mother [Marcheline Bertrand's] live-in lover when she was just 16.

"Marcheline had a live-in boyfriend whom she was very much in love with, but Ange slept with him when she was 16 and barely out of school," a source tells Now Magazine. Marcheline broke up with herboyfriend when she found out the truth, but it caused a rift between mother and daughter that took several years to repair.

"When Ange admitted the story to her brother James just a few weeks ago, even he turned on her," the source says. "She has hardly anyone left in life who likes or trusts her."
It's easy to understand why Marcheline was so upset over the whole incident -- how could she possibly compete with a 16-year-old lolita like Angelina Jolie? That's like putting Webster up against LeBron James in a game of one-on-one. I'm sure we can all agree on one thing: the real monster here is the boyfriend for taking advantage of such a young girl not taking pictures.

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Lindsay Lohan leaving the Rock The Kasbah gala at Vibiana in L.A. (10/26)

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom aren't the only ones with new tattoos. Lindsay Lohan showed off her new ink last night while leaving the Rock the Kasbah gala in L.A. It reads:
"Stars, all we ask for is our right to twinkle"
I know, lame. Lindsay's actually scheduled to get another tattoo on her upper back this Saturday:
"If found face down in a pool of my own vomit, please prop me up against the nearest wall - Thanks"
How practical.

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Paris Hilton arriving to Mr. Chow restaurant in Beverly Hills (10/22)

Remember when someone broke into Paris Hilton's house last year and stole $2 million worth of jewelry? Well she got her stuff back. Late last week, the LAPD broke up a burglary ring responsible for multiple celebrity break-ins. From People
"Paris went to the police station last night to retrieve her stolen belongings," her publicist Dawn Miller tells PEOPLE. "She didn't get everything but fortunately most of her jewelry was returned. She is really pleased and thankful to the LAPD for their help."

Hilton, 28, is one of a string of celebrity victims of an alleged burglary gang comprised of mostly teenagers. Suspect Rachel J. Lee, 19, who detectives believe is the ringleader, was arrested in Las Vegas Thursday, and remains in custody. Lee had an apparent fascination with celebrity fashion, a source close to the case tells PEOPLE.
TMZ adds:
We're told when Lee was busted, cops impounded a variety of items from her father's Las Vegas home . . . The items include a hat linked to Lindsay Lohan, jeans linked to Rachel Bilson and partially nude photographs linked to Paris Hilton ... no surprise there.
"Partially nude photographs"? That's tame. When you think of Paris Hilton's personal photos, you'd expect them to be of her doing things that were a little more unconventional -- like foursomes, eightsomes, or reading a book without pictures in it. Besides, if you really want to see Paris remove her clothes, you don't need to steal her pictures -- you just need to rent her video buy her a drink suggest her outfit is from last year's line.

NOTE: Artist's rendering of what Paris may have looked like in those nude photos here, here, and here, all NSFW.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: "Paris Hilton's stolen nude photos recovered. No this is not a repeat of a headline from 2008, 2007, 2006, or 2005."

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Looking good Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan is no longer persona non grata at New York's AVENUE lounge. Lindsay was banned from the club back in June when she sold out Justin Timberlake on her Twitter for cheating. From the New York Post:
The ban on Lindsay Lohan at Avenue has been lifted. Lohan was barred from the exclusive lounge after she tweeted about Justin Timberlake's dancing with a girl who wasn't Jessica Biel. Lohan was refused entry to the club despite her claim that her Twitter account had been hacked. But she was allowed back twice this week. A source said, "She besieged the management with calls and e-mails to let her back in, and she promised to be on her best behavior."
According to AVENUE's general manager Mike Gregory who I totally didn't just make up, dwindling profits due to the tough economy forced the club to welcome Lindsay back. Apparently wherever Lindsay Lohan goes, record nightclub profits -- and BJs behind the dumpster out back -- follow.

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Alessandra Ambrosio

Alessandra Ambrosio at the Fasano Hotel in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil (10/24)

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Jon Gosselin at his home in Reading, PA (8/13)

Jon Gosselin has been dropped from Jon & Kate Plus 8. TLC made the announcement earlier this morning. From People:
In a stunning announcement, TLC said Tuesday morning that as of Nov. 2 Jon Gosselin would no longer appear on the popular reality series Jon & Kate Plus 8 — and the program would undergo a name change, to simply Kate Plus 8.

“Given Jon’s recent antics, there was no way the show could continue to portray him as a doting Dad, not while all this other crap was going on,” a source close to Jon Gosselin tells PEOPLE.
I know this is sad news for you John fans, but don't worry, you can still catch him starring in the Jon & Kate spin-off, Jon & Douchy Ed Hardy Shirts Plus 87, every night in front of his closet mirror.

And let us never speak of these monsters again.

UPDATE: Roman Polanski just said John's daughter Cara is "kinda cute." She's 8. What a prick.

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