Demi Lovato in bed with Wiler Valderrama
Back in August, Celebslam was approached to buy some Demi Lovato nude pics. We obviously turned the seller down because it's, well, Demi Lovato, not Christina Hendricks. Obviously nobody else struck a deal with him, because more pics were leaked late last week. And they're just as underwhelming as you'd expect. I don't know, maybe I'm just spoiled because the first leaked nudes I ever saw were Vanessa Hudgens'. Hard to top those. It's like losing your virginity to anybody. One day . . . it's gonna happen.
NOTE: To see the uncensored Demi Lovato nude pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
*20 Demi Lovato nude pictures total in the gallery:
Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow in Paris last April
It's been strongly-suggested for years that Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin had an open marriage, and the two have had their share of rumored affairs -- Gwyneth with Fontainebleau hotel owner Jeff Soffer, entertainment lawyer Kevin Yorn, and [INSERT NAME HERE]; and Chris with Alexa Chung, Kate Bosworth, and now according to the New York Post, an assistant for Saturday Night Live:
NBC staff have been buzzing about an affair Martin had after appearing as the musical guest on "Saturday Night Live" in 2011 with Coldplay. One source tells us the girl in question was an assistant on the show, while another NBC source explained, "He had an affair with a woman who was backstage and was part of an entourage. Everyone was talking about it because he was openly flirting with her at one of the show after-parties."You can't blame a guy married to Gwyneth Paltrow for having an affair with a lowly assistant. Maybe he just wanted to go out to dinner with somebody who wouldn't spend 40 minutes annoying the waiter with questions about the water. "Is this from an aquifer or a spring? Is this sustainable? Is the pH over 7? Because I refuse to drink anything less. What month was this harvested? Is that pitcher BPA free? Can you send over the water sommelier please?"
*10 Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin pictures total in the gallery:
Miranda Kerr in the May issue of GQ UK
Here's a lot more pics from Miranda Kerr's ridiculously-sexy photoshoot for GQ UK. Lazy post, yes, but it's a Friday and I haven't been sober for six hours. If I keep it up much longer, the racist side of me is gonna make an ugly appearance. And don't even get me started on Mexicans . . .
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*25 Miranda Kerr pictures total in the gallery:
Kaley Cuoco is thankful for her boob job
Kaley Cuoco admits in the new issue of Cosmopolitan that, not only did she get breast implants when she was 18, but it was the "best decision" she's ever made. No, you're doing it wrong, Kaley. Once you're famous, you're supposed to downplay things you did in the past for fame. It's why I never talk about that time Salma Hayek invited me up to her office for "coffee." I WAS JUST A KID, YOU BITCH! I WAS JUST A KID!
*20 Kaley Cuoco pictures total in the gallery:
Stephanie Seymour in St. Barts (12/28)
Every year 45-year-old Stephanie Seymour goes to St. Barts for the New Year, and every year 45-year-old Stephanie Seymour looks fucking amazing. We should make a concrete mold of her body so future generations can remember her. Or would that actually kill her? That would be pretty embarrassing.
*35 Stephanie Seymour bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Miley Cyrus' girl on girl action
Miley Cyrus attended Britney Spears' debut concert in Las Vegas on Friday night, and was every bit as annoying and unbearable as you'd think. Most of her night was spent dancing around like a spaz in the front row, though at one point, she grabbed one of Britney's dancers and made out with her. Look, I'm all for a little girl-on-girl action, but not when one of the girls has a mouth-full of dip spit. I'll pass.
Katherine Heigl is still acting like Katherine Heigl
Katherine Heigl is a bitch, you say? Well this has certainly come completely out of nowhere. From the National Enquirer:
Katherine Heigl "isn't making friends" on the set of her newest film Jenny's Wedding -- but the "little people" are finally fighting back! Production staff and crew are getting even with "Heil Heigl." Said the source: "Whenever she demands coffee, instead of using the sugar substitute and nonfat creamer that she orders, they're putting her under a secret fat attack by giving her real sugar and cream!"I hope this is true, because Katherine has been a twat for a long time. I kinda thought that the timeout Hollywood gave her the last few years would've chilled her out a bit, but here we are again, picking up right where we left off with posts of Kat's self-entitled cuntiness. The fact that this story is out there is proof positive that no one is afraid of any sort of retaliation -- because unlikable, aging B-list actresses don't have the clout to demand cream in their coffee, let alone heads to roll. Katherine needs to do something drastic to get people talking about her again. She needs to date Chris Brown . . . oh, did I mention the people talking about her would be doing it over a police radio?
Said an insider: "Katherine's extremely unfriendly to all the crew and production assistants, barking orders and treating them like servants. There's never a 'please' or 'thank you,' and God forbid you address her by her first name or make eye contact!" (Print Edition - 12/16)
*15 Katherine Heigl pictures total in the gallery:
Cindy Crawford has the perfect life
Here's Cindy Crawford and her husband Rande Gerber walking on the beach in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico yesterday. So it looks they're celebrating Christmas this year at their ridiculously-awesome beachfront villa in Cabo instead of their ridiculously-awesome beachfront mansion in Malibu. Whew, I'm glad I don't have to make such a stressful decision every year.
*22 Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber pictures total in the gallery: