Candice Swanepoel at a photoshoot for Victoria's Secret in St. Barts (1/28)
And I thought I had a good job because I get to sit around in my underwear all day, eat Funyuns, and make masturbation jokes. Not once have I rubbed Candice Swanepoel's ass with lotion. Not once.
*37 Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Adriana Lima bikini pics! Here's some pics of Adriana Lima doing a Victoria's Secret photoshoot today in St. Barts. I don't know why Gisele is on pace to become
the first billionaire supermodel when Adriana is clearly hotter. They should fight.
*50 Adriana Lima bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian leaving Laser Away beauty salon in Santa Monica (1/24)
I guess we really shouldn't be surprised that Kim Kardashian set up a Google Alert of herself that she obsessively checks on her Blackberry. I can't help but wonder what other Google Alerts she has set up:
"Tyrese single"
"LeBron James single"
"Mos Def single"
"Carmelo Anthony single"
"Omar Epps single"
"Kobe Bryant single"
"Shaq single"
"Cuba Gooding Jr. single"
"Amare Stoudemire single"
"Louis Vuitton sale"
"Michael Clarke Duncan single"
"Dwight Howard single"
"Dule Hill single"
"Taye Diggs single"
"Dwyane Wade single"
*15 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Sofia Vergara at the 23rd Annual Producer's Guild Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel (1/21)
The 23rd Annual Producer's Guild Awards were Saturday night in Beverly Hills, and of course Sofia Vergara was there in all of her glory. There's an unconfirmed rumor that her head was also there. I must stress that these are *unconfirmed* rumors. Personally, I'm not buying it.
*22 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:
Vanessa Hudgens bikini pics! After finishing up
promotional work in Sydney for her new film
Journey 2,
Vanessa Hudgens flew over to Maui, where she's currently on vacation
with boyfriend Austin Butler. Not surprisingly, the two are spending a
lot of time
making out and acting all playful. Add an outdoor bathtub on
a cliff and a tire swing, and it'd be just like a Viagra commercial.
*40 Vanessa Hudgens pictures total in the gallery:
Miley Cyrus in Hawaii (12/29)
You really can't blame Miley Cyrus for picking up smoking. She grew up in the '90s when practically no one talked about the dangers of cigarettes. Or was that the 1890s? I always get those decades confused . . .
ALTERNATE HEADLINE: Miley Cyrus' New Year's resolution to not get lung cancer is off to a bad start
*20 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:
Amber Valletta American model and actress Amber Valletta
*22 Amber Valletta pictures total in the gallery:
Rihanna bikini pics! Here's some pics of Rihanna down in her native Barbados yesterday. If Chris Brown hadn't beat her up a few years ago, I bet he would have been there with her, too. Looks like you cost yourself a luxury beach vacation, Mr. Punchy.
In related news, how do your tits almost fall out of your top if you have a B-cup?
*58 Rihanna bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Here's a roundup of all the ugliest pictures of the year. I just finished loading this soul-crushing gallery a few minutes ago and I gotta admit, a small part of me died about halfway through. I'm gonna have to watch a lot of lesbian porn to shake this feeling. A lot. *sigh*
*117 pictures total in the gallery:
Alessandra Ambrosio is pregnant again Alessandra Ambrosio revealed on her
facebook page this morning that she and
lazy-eyed fiance Jamie Mazur are expecting their second child (their daughter Anja was born in 2008):
Anja, Jamie and I are overjoyed and extremely appreciative of all the wonderful wishes we've received!! 2011 has been a year filled with incredible gifts and this is the ultimate blessing!! Anja has filled our lives with love and we can't wait to welcome the new baby into the family this spring!!
Great news. I just love when supermodels get fat and stop wearing sexy clothes for nine months. If only she could grow a beard and a cock, too. Maybe develop a lisp. You know, really destroy my fantasy of her. I can't believe how selfish she's being.
BTW,
totally called this.
*2 Alessandra Ambrosio pictures total in the gallery:
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