Selena Gomez performing during the halftime show of the Raiders vs. Cowboys game at at AT&T Stadium in Arlington,TX (11/28)
Good lord, man. Can we just book Selena Gomez for all future Thanksgiving and Super Bowl halftime shows? She's way better than someone like Madonna. For example, there is an approximately 0% chance that Selena will die of natural causes before the game.
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Miley Cyrus performing at the iHeartRadio Music Festival in Las Vegas (9/21)
Miley Cyrus admits in the new issue of Rolling Stone that she's worried about Justin Bieber's behavior. The irony, it is so thick.
Cyrus, 20, admits she hangs out with Bieber, 19, a "little bit" and has been attempting to help him get his life back on track following a series of headline-grabbing stunts, including an Internet video which showed him urinating into a restaurant mop bucket, nightclub fights and brushes with the police.I completely agree with Miley on most of what she's saying (except that part about Vanilla Ice -- Justin wishes he had his street cred), but I just can't come to grips with Miley being the harbinger of truth. I'll accept Lady Gaga taking Ke$ha to task for her ridiculous fashion sense, or even Mike Tyson shaming Chris Brown for his lack of chivalry, but I simply will not accept a scolding from this classless hillbilly . . . unless Miley is trying to advise Justin based on her own personal experience. I heard the last time Miley took a piss in a restaurant mop bucket, Billy Ray made her wash her hair in it. OK, I'm kidding. That's how Miley washes her hair normally.
She tells Rolling Stone magazine, "(I hang out with him) a little bit. But not really. I'm not much older than him, so I never want it to feel like I'm mentoring him. But I do mentor him in a way... I just don't want to see him fuck that (his career) up, to where people think he's Vanilla Ice. I tell him that. Like, 'You don't want to become a joke. When you go out, don't start shit. Don't come in shirtless.' But the thing is. I think boys are, like, seven years behind. So in his head, he's really, like, 12."
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Shauna Sand leaving the Jenni Kayne Salon in West Hollywood (9/17)
Check out the platform heels Shauna Sand was wearing a few days ago in Hollywood. And she wears stuff like that all the time -- and never falls. This bitch is amazing. She's like a ninja. I trip over tiny cracks in the sidewalk in normal shoes. And I bet you do, too. Don't mock Shauna. She's a more talented human being than all of us.
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Jessica Simpson at Benihana in Santa Monica (9/13)
Remember when Jessica Simpson's management team signed that huge, $3 million deal with Weight Watchers? Um, did they actually tell her about it?
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Stephanie Cook bikini pics! (Malibu - 9/10)
According to Wikipedia, Stephanie Cook is a "retired modern pentathlete and Olympic gold medalist who was educated at Bedford High School, The Perse School for Girls, Cambridge and then Lincoln College, Oxford, where she read medicine." Pretty sure that's the wrong Stephanie Cook, though. This Stephanie Cook's life can pretty much be summed up as: "Tits, and lots of it." And that makes her better than a doctor who studied at Oxford -- even if I'm having a heart attack. If I'm on my way out, I couldn't think of a better way to go than with some huge jugs in my face.
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