Stephanie Seymour in St. Barts (12/28)
Every year 45-year-old Stephanie Seymour goes to St. Barts for the New Year, and every year 45-year-old Stephanie Seymour looks fucking amazing. We should make a concrete mold of her body so future generations can remember her. Or would that actually kill her? That would be pretty embarrassing.
*35 Stephanie Seymour bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Miley Cyrus' girl on girl action
Miley Cyrus attended Britney Spears' debut concert in Las Vegas on Friday night, and was every bit as annoying and unbearable as you'd think. Most of her night was spent dancing around like a spaz in the front row, though at one point, she grabbed one of Britney's dancers and made out with her. Look, I'm all for a little girl-on-girl action, but not when one of the girls has a mouth-full of dip spit. I'll pass.
Katherine Heigl is still acting like Katherine Heigl
Katherine Heigl is a bitch, you say? Well this has certainly come completely out of nowhere. From the National Enquirer:
Katherine Heigl "isn't making friends" on the set of her newest film Jenny's Wedding -- but the "little people" are finally fighting back! Production staff and crew are getting even with "Heil Heigl." Said the source: "Whenever she demands coffee, instead of using the sugar substitute and nonfat creamer that she orders, they're putting her under a secret fat attack by giving her real sugar and cream!"I hope this is true, because Katherine has been a twat for a long time. I kinda thought that the timeout Hollywood gave her the last few years would've chilled her out a bit, but here we are again, picking up right where we left off with posts of Kat's self-entitled cuntiness. The fact that this story is out there is proof positive that no one is afraid of any sort of retaliation -- because unlikable, aging B-list actresses don't have the clout to demand cream in their coffee, let alone heads to roll. Katherine needs to do something drastic to get people talking about her again. She needs to date Chris Brown . . . oh, did I mention the people talking about her would be doing it over a police radio?
Said an insider: "Katherine's extremely unfriendly to all the crew and production assistants, barking orders and treating them like servants. There's never a 'please' or 'thank you,' and God forbid you address her by her first name or make eye contact!" (Print Edition - 12/16)
*15 Katherine Heigl pictures total in the gallery:
Cindy Crawford has the perfect life
Here's Cindy Crawford and her husband Rande Gerber walking on the beach in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico yesterday. So it looks they're celebrating Christmas this year at their ridiculously-awesome beachfront villa in Cabo instead of their ridiculously-awesome beachfront mansion in Malibu. Whew, I'm glad I don't have to make such a stressful decision every year.
*22 Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber pictures total in the gallery:
Molly Sims bikini pics! (Miami - 12/23)
That's Molly Sims in Miami yesterday. It's good to see that Molly hasn't given up on wearing bikinis even though she turned 40 this year and is way past the peak hotness age of 18-22. A lesser woman would have killed herself after hitting such a tragic milestone in life. Molly Sims: Woman of Steel.
*35 Molly Sims pictures total in the gallery:
Kate Upton is single
After six months of dating, Kate Upton and her boyfriend, professional dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy, have split up. There was a rumor late last month that the two were having problems, and now "multiple sources" have confirmed the break-up to Us Weekly:
"They are really good friends still and speak all the time, but their schedules just made it too difficult and it fell apart," an insider tells Us. "[Chmerkovskiy] has a lot of respect for her, but it just wasn't working anymore."Schedule problems? Oh that's rich. Take a look at that picture of Kate above and tell me that you'd ever dump her because she gets off at 5, but you're never off until 7. Schedule problems sounds like a euphemism for "I fucked a Dancing with the Stars groupie and now Kate won't return my calls." Don't forget your seat belt, Maksim. It's a bumpy ride back down into irrelevance.
*25 Kate Upton pictures total in the gallery:
Mariah Carey in a bikini
Here's Mariah Carey in a bikini in Aspen on Saturday night. How cold was it? Right around 5 degrees. It was so cold that Nick Cannon's testicles froze. But don't worry -- Mariah keeps them in a mason jar so she was able to just pop them into the microwave to thaw them out.
*5 Mariah Carey bikini pictures total in the gallery:
The smoking-hot Izabel Goulart headlines the latest roundup of the sexiest social media pictures of the week. It's refreshing to actually see a supermodel busting her ass in the gym instead of bragging about how amazing she looks despite eating whatever she wants and never exercising. Here in the real world that plan works out great, and then the crane removes you from your house.
*59 sexy social media pictures total in the gallery:
Selena Gomez performing during the halftime show of the Raiders vs. Cowboys game at at AT&T Stadium in Arlington,TX (11/28)
Good lord, man. Can we just book Selena Gomez for all future Thanksgiving and Super Bowl halftime shows? She's way better than someone like Madonna. For example, there is an approximately 0% chance that Selena will die of natural causes before the game.
*25 Selena Gomez pictures total in the gallery: