Eddie Van Halen at LAX Airport (4/16)
"You're not gonna find a weapon of mass destruction down there -- just a weapon of mass pleasure! Yeah! High five! . . . ummmm, look, I'm kinda short of money and I wanna buy a candy bar before my flight, can you spare a few bucks? . . . I used to be popular in the 80s . . . OK what about a private set? A thousand bucks for a private set . . . A hundred? . . . Coupons?"
