Eddie Murphy

Eddie Murphy in Maui (6/19)

Wait a minute . . . when did Eddie Murphy get yoked? I guess it makes sense considering his taste in, um, "women." The tranny hooker of today is a lot stronger than the ones in the 80s. You need to be able to defend yourself in case they try to take more than the $20 bill they earned.

Mel B and her daughter Iris Angel at Heathrow Airport last year

Eddie Murphy and Mel B finally settled their baby dispute (Eddie knocked her up in 2007 but refused to admit he was the father of her baby). Under the terms of the agreement, Eddie has to pay $50k a month in child support until their baby, Iris Angel, turns 18. Ouch. From News of the World:

Spice Girl Mel and the Hollywood actor have spent 15 months warring in Los Angeles courts. She has been determined to force him to play a part in his child's life. Sources told News of the World that, under the terms of the deal, both have signed non- disclosure contracts preventing either from discussing the settlement in public.

But one of Scary Spice's pals told us: "Mel is delighted that the case is over as she just wanted what was right for her girl. It was never about money — it was Mel's way of asking Eddie to show consideration for Angel." (Source)

This is all Eddie's fault. If he'd just stuck with the manly-looking tranny hookers that he seems to like so much, he never would have found himself in this predicament in the first place.  *looks at picture of Mel B*  Oh wait, never mind.