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Eddie Murphy in Maui (6/19)

Wait a minute . . . when did Eddie Murphy get yoked? I guess it makes sense considering his taste in, um, "women." The tranny hooker of today is a lot stronger than the ones in the 80s. You need to be able to defend yourself in case they try to take more than the $20 bill they earned.

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Mel B and her daughter Iris Angel at Heathrow Airport last year

Eddie Murphy and Mel B finally settled their baby dispute (Eddie knocked her up in 2007 but refused to admit he was the father of her baby). Under the terms of the agreement, Eddie has to pay $50k a month in child support until their baby, Iris Angel, turns 18. Ouch. From News of the World:
Spice Girl Mel and the Hollywood actor have spent 15 months warring in Los Angeles courts. She has been determined to force him to play a part in his child's life. Sources told News of the World that, under the terms of the deal, both have signed non- disclosure contracts preventing either from discussing the settlement in public.

But one of Scary Spice's pals told us: "Mel is delighted that the case is over as she just wanted what was right for her girl. It was never about money — it was Mel's way of asking Eddie to show consideration for Angel." (Source)
This is all Eddie's fault. If he'd just stuck with the manly-looking tranny hookers that he seems to like so much, he never would have found himself in this predicament in the first place.  *looks at picture of Mel B*  Oh wait, never mind.

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Eddie Murphy vacationing in St. Bart's (12/28)

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Eddie Murphy is so fucked

Updated August 1 Press Conference picture courtesy of Getty Images

A rep for former spice girl Melanie Brown ("Tranny Spice") confirmed to People magazine today that Eddie Murphy is the father of her two-month-old daughter, Angel Iris Murphy Brown. After months of denial, Murphy finally took a DNA paternity test last Monday. The results came back today confirming Mel B's suspicions. Ouch. So now the whole world knows he nailed this chick. And it's not like Eddie can blame it on being drunk. You'd die from alcohol poisoning long before this chick became even remotely hot ... or for that matter, long before she began to even look like a woman.

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Eddie Murphy’s sperm works

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According to the TMZ (aka the "Wal Mart of Gossip"), former Spice Girl Melanie Brown is four months pregnant with Eddie Murphy's baby. The news comes amid rumors that the couple will marry next month. A source tells TMZ that "Scary Spice" came into the hip Le Bra Lingerie boutique in West Hollywood on Saturday and was gushing about her impending birth:

Brown, who has a 7-year-old daughter from a previous relationship, is a frequent shopper at the store and admitted the pregnancy had her feeling tired. Brown added that she was concerned she may be carrying twins since, she noted, they run in Murphy's family. While on her shopping spree, Melanie picked up nearly $5,000 worth of Eres lingerie for herself and about $300 worth of La Perla men's undershirts and underwear for Eddie.

You know you should probably eat a salad or two when you're four months pregnant—most likely with twins if Scary Spice's self-diagnosis is correct—and people still don't realize it. Her stomach should pretty much be generating its own gravitational field by now, right? Science isn't really my thing……unless of course you're talking about the SCIENCE OF INTIMIDATION! And don't even try to question the medical credentials of someone named 'Scary Spice?' That's like not having faith in a burglar named 'fingers' or a street-dentist named 'Dr. McTooth.'