Eddie Cibrian

LeAnn Rimes leaving a gym in Calabasas (12/12)

LeAnn Rimes and husband Eddie Cibrian both cheated on their respective spouses with each other, so naturally LeAnn is worried that Eddie will eventually cheat on her. No way. If I know anything about cheaters, it's that they only do it once before they reform their ways. Right, Tiger? From Entertainment Tonight:

No topic was off limits when LeAnn Rimes sat down exclusively with ET's Nancy O'Dell ... When asked if she ever worries whether her husband Eddie [Cibrian] would ever cheat on her, LeAnn admits that she does.

"I would be ignorant to say, and everyone else would think I am a liar if I didn't say yes, and I have at times," said LeAnn, going on to reveal that Eddie has had the same concerns about her.

"Speaking for him, I would actually say that's creeped into his [mind]...I think we've been very honest and open with that to each other and our conversations about it have only made me understand how much he actually cares, as much as I do, about being faithful to each other."

Now let me think . . . Eddie abandoned the mother of his children (who wasn't a celebrity then, and certainly isn't now) for a D-list country star with an eating disorder who, oddly enough, happens to have an unusually high media presence for someone who I thought was retired. Nah, LeAnn's getting all worked up over nothing -- unless Miley Cyrus decides to dump Thor's little brother because she's always wanted to go down on the poor man's John Stamos. Oh well, as the great Abraham Lincoln once said: "You can't turn a ho into a housewife without a steady supply of pimp slaps." Yep, that's what he told his wife right before John Wilkes Booth gave him a haircut from hell. Class dismissed.

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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, March 8

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian walking on the beach in Malibu (pics start here)

Sarah Shahi on the set of Fairly Legal in Vancouver (pics start here)

Elizabeth Berkley out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Jamie Chung getting a ticket for making an illegal left turn in L.A. (pics start here)

Kristen Bell leaving her house in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Reality star Bethenny Frankel out and about in New York (pics start here)

Kiefer Sutherland leaving BBC Radio Two studios in London (pics start here)

Kristin Cavallari out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

David Hasselhoff and his fiancee Hayley Roberts arriving at Heathrow Airport for a flight to L.A. (pics start here)

Chris Hemsworth filming Rush in Vancouver (pics start here)

Katherine Heigl leaving Sushi Ike in L.A. (pics start here)

Nick Lachey out and about in New York (pics start here)

Lisa Kudrow out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

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Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes are total BFFs

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' star Brandi Glanville went to her son Jake's soccer game on Sunday, and she just happened to run into her ex-husband Eddie Cibrian and his new wife LeAnn Rimes. Oh hey Brandi, remember when LeAnn fucked Eddie when he was still your husband? I guess not. Weird, that seems like something I would remember.

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LeAnn Rimes' new tattoo

Reaffirming her love and commitment to husband Eddie Cibrian, LeAnn Rimes got a new tattoo on her foot last week that reads "the only one that matters." Honestly, this is a really great idea. Especially since both Eddie and LeAnn were married when they first met, and then cheated on their respective spouses with each other. I've never heard of a relationship like their's go bad that was built on a foundation of lies and deceit. This tattoo will be meaningful forever!

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LeAnn Rimes bikini pics! (1/4)

Considering the fact that they haven't been on vacation in nearly a week, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are currently taking a little breather in Maui. Paparazzi caught Rimes on the beach yesterday looking, strangely, somewhat healthier (compared to her on vacation last year). Fuck it, the world's ending in December. Why not let yourself balloon to 101 pounds? Fatty.

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LeAnn Rimes is still ridiculously skinny

LeAnn Rimes and her husband Eddie Cibrian flew into LAX earlier this week, and holy shit, look at her legs. When will she get the point that malnourishment does not equal sexy. On the bright side, Eddie was able to carry LeAnn onto the flight and store her in the overhead compartment, so they saved a shitload of money not having to buy her a ticket. Score!

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LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian at Milos Estiatorio restaurant in New York (9/9)

LeAnn Rimes -- who weighs 47 pounds according to some estimates -- is still trying to convince everyone that she eats. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

You're damn right I just quoted Hamlet, motherfucker. From the Daily Mail:

[LeAnn Rimes] stepped out with husband Eddie Cibrian in New York City blast night looking almost too tiny. Although she wore a leopard print bdress that should have been figure-flattering, the wide belt she wore bonly accentuated how miniscule her waist has gotten. Despite her frail bappearance, the 29-year-old couldn't stop tweeting about the tasty btreats she was enjoying in The Big Apple; she's in town to attend New vbYork Fashion Week.

"5 baklava's later..... I'm not kidding! Wow, Milo's Greek in bNYC.....incredible!" she wrote on her Twitter page yesterday.

She also enjoyed a calorie-laden breakfast at one of his Jay-Z's favourite hometown spots, Bubby's.

"LOVE being able to get a southern breakfast in NYC! Bubby's rocks. I had and eggs with spinach and jalapenos.....paying for that though LOL."

After reading this story, I could go on and on about how LeAnn looked terrible wearing a "wide belt" that didn't go along with her leopard print dress, but then I remembered that I don't actually have Clay Aiken's dick in my mouth. Instead, lets focus on the fact that LeAnn "paid" for eating some jalapenos. I imagine what she was alluding to is that it made her asshole burn -- so exactly what it's like to have unprotected anal with any of the dudes from Jersey Shore. Ain't that right, Snooki?

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Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes in Cabo San Lucas last year

I don't know who the hell Eddie Cibrian hired for an image makeover, but he needs to get his money back. You don't need to hire someone to convince everyone you're not an asshole. You just need to not be an asshole. From Us Weekly:

Eddie Cibrian's discovered that his bad boy rep doesn't work on everyone. The actor, who left wife of eight years Brandi Glanville, 38, in 2009 after Us uncovered his affair with LeAnn Rimes, 28, has hired an image consultant.

"He's tired of being portrayed as a philandering sleaze," a source tells the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands now. First up? "He made Eddie get rid of his Porsche and buy a Prius," says the insider.

The consultant also told the newly-engaged star, 37, to be seen more with his and Glanville's kids Mason, 7, and Jake, 3. Says the source, "Instead of going to a Lakers game with his buddy, the consultant insisted he bring a son."

Driving a hybrid isn't going to improve Eddie's image with his female fans -- but a televised castration might. It's odd, but for some reason most women don't take too kindly to a man that leaves his wife and children for a younger/wealthier woman. Who knew? If Eddie's ever going to repair his reputation, he has to do something that shows women he's an extremely charitable person -- like volunteer at an orphanage sleep with a chick that's over 30.

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LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are engaged

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian had a secret sex affair last year, which ended with both of their respective spouses filing for divorce. They've been dating since, and now they're getting married. OMIGOSH, just like a fairy tale! From E!:

Though it didn't happen on Halloween, the recently divorced actor indeed popped the question recently and the duo are engaged, a source tells E! News.

So no wonder Brandi Glanville wants to have a civil sit-down with her kids' future stepmom... Glanville, who has two children with Cibrian, told E! News today that she planned to meet with her sworn enemy pal-in-the-making next week.

A marriage built on cheating, lies, and deception? Gee, what could possibly go wrong in the future? I bet these two stay married 100 years. I wouldn't be surprised if we see them in the Guinness Book of World Records.

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Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes leaving Katsuya restaurant in West Hollywood (10/20)

Sorry LeAnn Rimes, once a cheater, always a cheater. From Life & Style:

LeAnn Rimes is about to learn a very tough lesson about love: What goes around comes around. Soon after the scandal broke that both Eddie Cibrian, 36, and the blond country star, 27, began a covert passionate affair on the set of Northern Lights, a Lifetime TV movie that aired in March, Life & Style revealed a bombshell. Not only had Eddie been cheating on his wife with LeAnn, he’d also been carrying on a three-year romance with 24-year-old aspiring actress Scheana Marie Jancan.

Since then, Eddie’s slyly been playing the role of faithful boyfriend to rich and famous LeAnn. But Life & Style can once again expose him for the serial cheater he is. “Eddie has recently started seeing Scheana again,” an insider tells Life & Style exclusively, noting that they were together on Oct. 21 around 1 a.m. “He told her he’s only with LeAnn for the publicity and that he plans to end things with her soon.”

“He has a friend drop him off at Scheana’s apartment, where he’ll usually spend about two hours,” the insider reveals. “Then a friend picks him up. He never spends the night at Scheana’s because he’s afraid LeAnn will catch on. But he’s made it clear to Scheana that he wants to continue seeing her.”

Hopefully LeAnn has learned a valuable lesson from this whole ordeal: Karma is a bitch. Seriously though, how pathetic was LeAnn to think that Eddie would honor their relationship after he'd just left his wife and young kids for her? Newsflash LeAnn: there's only one way a woman will ever be able to successfully keep a guy that cheated on his wife to be with her -- if she has lips like Angelina Jolie.