Ed Westwick

Ed Westwick is a douche of the highest order

Make sure you stick around today because later I'll be explaining who the hell Ed Westwick is and why he's famous. From the New York Daily News:

Hey there, upper East Siders: We hear that "Gossip Girl" guy Ed Westwick can't quite keep his cool. A patron at LES hot spot Los Feliz is claiming that the Brit became extremely heated during a recent night out after deciding that his dinner was being disturbed.

"Ed came over and was like, 'Stop taking my picture!'" says the snapper, who insists he initially didn't even know who "Chuck Bass" was and was simply trying to capture memories of his own evening. "He started shouting obscenities at me and getting in my face. He was all bitter and s—. I thought it was a joke."

But it most certainly wasn't: The amateur cameraman soon realized just how angry Westwick was ("He walked off in a cloud of disgust," he says), but decided he wasn't going to take the insult sitting down.

"I went over to him and asked him who he thought he was, and he dissolved into a fit of rage," says the man, who continued taking pictures of his party. Soon after, he says he was approached by the manager of the restaurant, who told him he had to leave at Ed's request.

Newsflash to famous people: Unless you're Kirstie Alley and you're so fat that there are actually worlds revolving around you, the world doesn't revolve around you . . . especially if you're some emo douchebag whose only claim to fame is a faux reality show on the CW. Unfortunately for Ed, acting like a diva in public is reserved for those that have made bigger contributions to the entertainment industry than he has -- like the ShamWow guy or Kate Gosselin's vagina.