Dustin Hoffman and Angelina Jolie at the premiere of Kung-Fu Panda at Cannes (5/15)
FACT: Angelina Jolie's tits are undefeated in staring contests.
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Dustin Hoffman will never forget about his first meeting with the late Princess Diana because the British royal supposedly flirted with him:
"I happened to be playing tennis in Shepherd's Bush (west London) and she was there and they said, 'Do you want to meet?' "I said, 'Sure!' She was very proper until she turned to go and she (looked back over her shoulder and made flirty eyes). "I thought, 'That's my kinda girl.' It's more fun to go through life that way, otherwise there's a lie in the air."
When did it become OK to start announcing that you could have banged Princess Diana? The Hoff was claiming the same thing a few months ago. Christ, leave the dead alone. There's more than enough screwed up living people to make wild accusations about. You don't see my writing about that time John Wayne propositioned me for oral behind the dumpster at a Phoenix area Burger King. It just wouldn't be right to mention that when he can't even defend himself.
