Dustin Diamond at the Park City Film Festival in 2007 Screech (aka Dustin Diamond) has become a pariah amongst the former castmates of
Saved by the Bell. Why? Because he's a fucking asshole, that's why.
People magazine reunited all the former stars of the show this week for a cover story, but Diamond was noticeably absent. From the
Chicago Sun Times:
Led by actor Mark-Paul Gosselaar, the rest of the former teen TV hit show troop was unanimous in blackballing Diamond. It mostly stems from his upcoming tell-all book about his co-stars and the show, but a source close to the other cast members says, "It's also because Dustin is such a loser and an embarrassment to everybody."
Among the reasons listed are Diamond's infamous sex tape scandal, his widely reported financial problems and his "acting like such a horrible jerk" on "The Celebrity Fit Club."
Word has it, thanks to various cast members' public comments -- including Gosselaar's trashing of Diamond to Newsweek magazine -- "Screech" is talking to lawyers about a possible defamation lawsuit. "I don't think anyone has anything to worry about," said my source. "That lawsuit's not going anywhere."
How can
People not include Dustin Diamond in their reunion?
Saved by the Bell without Screech is like
Family Matters without Urkel or a Hometown Buffet without Jonah Hill. Besides, Dustin isn't the only one from that show that's gone on to completely embarrass themselves -- Elizabeth Berkeley took her clothes off in
Showgirls and even worse, Mario Lopez actually appeared on
Dancing with the Stars.
Think long and hard before you click on this link to the Dustin Diamond sex tape. Shit, I just wrote "long and hard" and "Dustin Diamond" in the same sentence. See I just watched the thing and it's already reeking havoc with my mind--I may not be able to masturbate for hours.
Dustin Diamond
And I thought the Jackie Chan porno was weird! Former Saved by the Bell actor Dustin Diamond has his own sex tape:
Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz Samuel (Screech) Powers is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us. We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond. "Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."
"I haven't seen the tape," Diamond's manager Roger Paul told us. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."
Unlike for those at the New York Post, the "man" and his so-called "rules" don't really apply to me so I can tell you what a Dirty Sanchez is. From Urban Dictionary:
When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a moustache.I love you more than anything, please accept this dirty sanchez as a token of my appreciation.
Pure class that Dustin Diamond. And you claimed romance and chivalry were dead! Ha!
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