Tara Reid leaving a yacht in Cannes, France (5/21)
What, did you really think I'd do only one post this week about Tara Reid being drunk? C'mon, you know me better than that. Anyways, that's Tara leaving a yacht party on Monday night at the Cannes Film Festival -- or, as Tara calls it: France Spring Break! Woo hoo!
*5 Tara Reid pictures total in the gallery:
Cameron Diaz leaving Whisky Mist nightclub in London at 3AM (5/23)
Cameron Diaz got absolutely shitfaced at Whisky Mist nightclub in London last night. She got so drunk, that at one point, she actually acted like she was attractive. I know, right? She must have done, like, 20 shots.
*20 Cameron Diaz pictures total in the gallery:
Tara Reid leaving Nikki Beach club in Cannes (5/19)
Like the fantastically-awesome Salma Hayek, Tara Reid was also at the Cannes Film Festival over the weekend. Unlike the fantastically-awesome Salma Hayek, Tara has an app on her iPhone that sounds an alarm when she's 500 feet from an open bar. I mean, right? She has that, right?
*10 Tara Reid drunk pictures total in the gallery:
Vanessa Hudgens at Day 3 of the Coachella Music and Arts Festival in Indio, CA (4/15)
Turns out Vanessa Hudgens didn't just flash her undies at Coachella on Saturday -- she also got sloppy drunk on Sunday. Her boyfriend Austin Butler had to help her walk or she would have just collapsed in a giant heap. I don't know why kids today think that you can't have a fun time without alcohol. It's almost like some of them have never even heard of LARPing. I'm a pirate!
*31 Vanessa Hudgens pictures total in the gallery:
Goldie Hawn is hammered
Goldie Hawn attended the private launch party of The Hawn Foundation at Annabel's nightclub in London last night, and holy shit woman. Didn't anyone tell her that you're not supposed to get completely shitfaced at your own launch party? I don't know exactly what The Hawn Foundation does, but I'm assuming they make JELL-O shots.
*27 Goldie Hawn pictures total in the gallery:
Whitney Houston is a hot mess
ORIGINAL POST (Friday, Feb. 10): Pacific Coast News says that's a wasted Whitney Houston leaving Tru Hollywood nightclub last night "appearing to have blood dripping down her leg and scratches on her wrist." I know, she's making me all hot, too. In related news, apparently you can now pay your bill with crack at Tru Hollywood nightclub. I had no clue!
UPDATE (Saturday, Feb. 11): Whitney Houston just died. Holy shit. These are some of the last pictures of her alive. No word on what killed her, but judging by these pictures, I think we can rule out a skateboarding accident. More on Monday . . .
*15 Whitney Houston pictures total in the gallery:
Guy Ritchie leaving The Punchbowl Pub in London (12/9)
The London premiere of Guy Ritchie's new film, Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows, was last week, and no surprise here considering how much he loves alcohol (see here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and here), but he got absolutely hammered afterwards at his pub, The Punchbowl. I wonder if he drunk-dialed his ex-wife Madonna? "You're from Bay City, Michigan, you stupid cunt! Quit using a British accent!"
*15 Guy Ritchie pictures total in the gallery:
Goldie Hawn is wasted
Goldie Hawn had a bit too much to drink last night at Scott's restaurant in London. That's her above in the back of a taxi not remembering her name, what country she's in, or what year it is. Oh c'mon Goldie, you're being a little dramatic. I think you could have driven home.
*11 Goldie Hawn pictures total in the gallery:
Elle Macpherson is drunk
Elle Macpherson got hammered Wednesday night at C London restaurant in, you guessed it, London. In fact, she got so drunk that she actually laughed at Jay Leno's monologue on The Tonight Show. I know, right? This bitch must have been wasted!
*10 Elle Macpherson pictures total in the gallery:
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is drunk
Famous hyphenated supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley had a bit too much to drink Saturday night at The Box nightclub in London. I get the same way after four wine coolers. My friends use to call me "Mr. Fuzzy Navel" in college . . . *flexes in mirror*
*11 Rosie Huntington-Whiteley pictures total in the gallery: