Beyonce leaving Kanaloa nightclub in London (11/14)
Oh look, Paris Hilton gained 40 pounds and is now black. Didn't see that one coming.
UPDATE (11/20): Found a few new pics with a better angle, and by "better angle" I mean, "unless your boss is Larry Flint, don't click on
this pic or
this pic at work or you'll definitely be fired." (
NSFW)
Mariah Carey leaving a nightclub in London (11/16)
Damn, I've never seen Mariah so drunk and Nick so happy. Someone that night didn't have to ask permission to have sex! That was wrong. I shouldn't be joking about having sex with a passed-out woman. It's rarely funny.
Guy Ritchie leaving the Punch Bowl pub in London (11/5)
I meant to post these pics last Friday but I got so damn drunk, I passed out and forgot I even had them. I also lost my bus pass and nearly got kicked out of my parent's basement. What a day. Anyways, here's Guy Ritchie drunk off his ass last week. Ha! What a loser!
Hugh Grant is just a little bit drunk Of course Hugh Grant dressed up for Halloween on Saturday night: He was the creepy drunk guy at the Standard Hotel in New York hitting on models half his age. Oh wait, that wasn't a costume. From my source at the bar:
"Here's some pics I took of Hugh Grant and Matar Cohen (Israeli model from Project Runway) from Halloween at the Standard Hotel in New York. He was drunk as hell and hitting on her like crazy. He kept taking pictures of her and said he liked the way she looked, but Matar didn't go home with him because he was 'too old' (she's 23)."
This Matar chick better learn to start liking guys twice her age if she ever wants to reach the top of the modeling industry. The sad truth is most supermodels slept their way to the top. Hell, even I did it. I'm not proud of it, but Celebslam didn't become the 37th* most popular celebrity gossip blog by sheer hard work alone.
*29th in India. Yeah baby!
Dennis Quaid is drunk It pays to have fans. Dennis Quaid got a free pass on a DUI last night by a friendly cop. From
Pacific Coast News:
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Wednesday October 21 2009. Dennis Quaid has a change of heart about driving home after talking to a police officer! Having attended the premiere of the movie "One Peace at a Time", Dennis and wife Kimberly Buffington headed to Philippe's restaurant for dinner. When hometime came, Quaid was seen climbing into the driver's seat of his car. A passing police officer (not pictured, but shown in video) stopped for a chat with the Hollywood star and persuaded him that driving home might not be such a good idea. Quaid agreed with the officer, parked the vehicle and went back inside the restaurant to order a cab!
I know what you're thinking: "This isn't fair. The
exact same thing happened to Stephanie Pratt on Sunday but she was arrested." While the two situations certainly seem similar, the big difference is that Dennis actually isn't a worthless whore. Also, he played beloved chemistry teacher turned Major League Baseball player Jim Morris in Disney's 2002 classic
The Rookie. If that doesn't get you a free pass to drive drunk around the streets of West Hollywood, I don't know what does.
Alessandra Ambrosio is drunk Thursday was a banner night for supermodels getting wasted. Posted
those pics of Cindy Crawford earlier and here's Alessandra Ambrosio before the Los Premios MTV 2009 Latin America Awards, and after the afterparty at Voyeur nightclub in West Hollywood. Apparently the only drink they serve there is moonshine.
Cindy Crawford is drunk On the left, Cindy Crawford before the Omega Constellation 2009 Launch party in London last night, on the right, after. On the left, Cindy Crawford before blowing her husband in a taxi in full view of the driver, on the right, after.
Sienna Miller at a nightclub in New York (10/6)
Sienna Miller did a little celebrating with her friends Tuesday night at a nightclub in New York. The occasion? Tuesday night. Damn I want to be an actor. A movie set is the only place you can show up for work reeking of alcohol and not get fired. My last boss freaked the fuck out when I showed up drunk one day. "Well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me if this is a daycare center, but I happen to think I look great without pants."
Simon Cowell leaving Wrotham Park Manor in London (10/2)
Why is Simon drunk? He's leaving his 50th birthday party celebration of course -- a party that cost him roughly $2 million to throw. From
Radar:
The fete featured many of Simon's favorite delicacies such as Shepherds pie, fish and chips and mini roast beef and Yorkshire pudding hors d'oeuvres and the 400 person guest list included such celeb notables as "Idol" pals Ryan Seacrest and Randy Jackson, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, Olivia Newton-John, David Hasselhoff, Piers Morgan, Terri Seymour, Gordon Ramsay and Andrew Lloyd Weber.
Although Elton John, Paula Abdul (who called in sick) and "Britain's Got Talent" sensation Susan Boyle were no-shows, the rowdy party attendees were treated to performances by Leona Lewis, the aging boy band Westlife and the aforementioned Earth Wind & Fire, who had been flown in from Vegas at a cost of $200,000.
Wow, sounds almost exactly like my birthday party last year, well, except for Earth Wind & Fire. No way my broke-ass parents could get them. They could only afford Kelly Clarkson. Thank God she still accepts hot dogs as a form of payment . . .
Ryan Seacrest leaving Crown Bar in Hollywood (9/25)
And on Saturday morning, September 26, Ryan Seacrest officially swore off peach daiquiris with extra whipped cream.
