Drunk Celebs


Brandi Glanville is shitfaced, flashy

Brandi Glanville "stars" on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Monday night she stumbled out of the London West Hollywood after having a few drinks at the bar. Unfortunately those drinks were served in 2-gallon jugs. "Buzaw few ieoh ohiefg oihfe eewpj fepjewuno," Glanville told the cabbie after he opened the door for her like a true gentleman.

*30 Brandi Glanville drunk pictures total in the gallery:

  • Brandi Glanville Drunk Pics
  • Brandi Glanville Kicked Out of Bar
  • Brandi Glanville Drunk Photos
  • Brandi Glanville Wasted
  • Brandi Glanville Fall Over Drunk
  • Brandi Glanville Drunk Pictures
  • Brandi Glanville Too Much Alcohol
  • Brandi Glanville Drunk Images
  • Brandi Glanville Drank Too Much
  • Brandi Glanville Drunk Face
  • Shitfaced Brandi Glanville
  • Brandi Glanville Drunk Candids
  • Brandi Glanville Partying
  • Brandi Glanville Drunken Night
  • Brandi Glanville Lush
  • Brandi Glanville Shitfaced
  • Drunk Brandi Glanville
  • Brandi Glanville Embarrassing Behavior
  • Brandi Glanville Blitzed
  • Brandi Glanville Alcoholic
  • Brandi Glanville Ass
  • Brandi Glanville NSFW
  • Brandi Glanville Panties
  • Brandi Glanville Butt
  • NSFW Brandi Glanville
  • Brandi Glanville Not Safe For Work
  • Thong Panties Brandi Glanville
  • Brandi Glanville Underwear
  • Brandi Glanville Thong
  • Brandi Glanville Being Carried

Papa John Schnatter is drunk

Via our good friends at BroBible, here's the Papa John's guy (aka John Schnatter) ABSOLUTELY SHITFACED at the National Championship game at the Georgia Dome on Monday night. Rumor has it that he was so drunk that he actually ate his own pizza later that night. I just hope he blacked out so he doesn't remember. No one deserves that.

*5 Papa John's guy pictures total in the gallery:

  • Papa Johns Drunk 1
  • Papa Johns Drunk 2
  • Papa Johns Drunk 3
  • Papa Johns Drunk 4
  • Papa Johns Drunk 5

Snooki leaving Bootsy Bellows in West Hollywood (12/18)

After having too much to drink last night at Bootsy Bellows in West Hollywood, Snooki -- who gave birth in late August -- had to be helped to her car by a friend. But don't worry about her baby back at home. Locked closets, they're not just for hanging coats anymore!

*5 Snooki pictures total in the gallery:

  • Snooki Bootsy Bellows 1
  • Snooki Bootsy Bellows 2
  • Snooki Bootsy Bellows 3
  • Snooki Bootsy Bellows 4
  • Snooki Bootsy Bellows 5

Jon Hamm leaving a bar in Hollywood (11/11)

Jon Hamm got absolutely shitfaced at a bar in Hollywood on Sunday night. I'm assuming he was there to celebrate Veteran's Day. "Hey baby, I just got back from a grueling, two-day Civil War reenactment where I played the aide-de-camp to Maj. Gen. Stonewall Jackson. How 'bout you buy a veteran a drink?" C'mon, I can't be the only one who uses that line . . .

*10 Jon Hamm drunk pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jon Hamm Drunk Face 1
  • Jon Hamm Drunk Face 2
  • Jon Hamm Drunk Face 3
  • Jon Hamm Drunk Face 4
  • Jon Hamm Drunk Face 5
  • Jon Hamm Drunk Face 6
  • Jon Hamm Drunk Face 7
  • Jon Hamm Drunk Face 8
  • Jon Hamm Drunk Face 9
  • Jon Hamm Drunk Face 10

Ryan Lochte is drunk

After finishing his last Olympic swimming event on Thursday night, American silver medal specialist Ryan Lochte got absolutely hammered last night at Chinawhite nightclub in London. And then proceeded to take home a homely-looking British chick who might be a 6 on a good night. He thought he was going to bang a supermodel, but fittingly, fell way short of expectations.

*15 Ryan Lochte pictures total in the gallery:

  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 1
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 2
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 3
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 4
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 5
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 6
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 7
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 8
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 9
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 10
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 11
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 12
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 13
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 14
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 15

Julianne Hough leaving Roka restaurant in London (6/10)

Even though she's Mormon and has said in the past that she doesn't drink alcohol, Julianne Hough was looking a little tipsy after the Rock of Ages premiere afterparty in London on Sunday morning. Of course she gets sloppy drunk now. What, you didn't think morals and values could withstand the pull of the Hollywood machine, did you? You naive little fool. Did you know that, before Lindsay Lohan moved to Hollywood, a wild night for her was drawing pictures of Jesus with elbow macaroni and glitter? And then Hollywood fucked her in the ass and came all over her back, both figuratively -- and in some cases -- literally.

*5 Julianne Hough pictures total in the gallery:

  • Julianne Hough Drunk 1
  • Julianne Hough Drunk 2
  • Julianne Hough Drunk 3
  • Julianne Hough Drunk 4
  • Julianne Hough Drunk 5

Tara Reid leaving a yacht in Cannes, France (5/21)

What, did you really think I'd do only one post this week about Tara Reid being drunk? C'mon, you know me better than that. Anyways, that's Tara leaving a yacht party on Monday night at the Cannes Film Festival -- or, as Tara calls it: France Spring Break! Woo hoo!

*5 Tara Reid pictures total in the gallery:

  • Tara Reid Cannes Still Drunk 1
  • Tara Reid Cannes Still Drunk 2
  • Tara Reid Cannes Still Drunk 3
  • Tara Reid Cannes Still Drunk 4
  • Tara Reid Cannes Still Drunk 5

Cameron Diaz leaving Whisky Mist nightclub in London at 3AM (5/23)

Cameron Diaz got absolutely shitfaced at Whisky Mist nightclub in London last night. She got so drunk, that at one point, she actually acted like she was attractive. I know, right? She must have done, like, 20 shots.

*20 Cameron Diaz pictures total in the gallery:

  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 1
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 2
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 3
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 4
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 5
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 6
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 7
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 8
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 9
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 10
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 11
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 12
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 13
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 14
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 15
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 16
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 17
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 18
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 19
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 20
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 1
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 2
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 3
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 4
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 5
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 6
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 7
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 8
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 9
  • Cameron Diaz Whisky Mist Nightclub 10

Tara Reid leaving Nikki Beach club in Cannes (5/19)

Like the fantastically-awesome Salma Hayek, Tara Reid was also at the Cannes Film Festival over the weekend. Unlike the fantastically-awesome Salma Hayek, Tara has an app on her iPhone that sounds an alarm when she's 500 feet from an open bar. I mean, right? She has that, right?

*10 Tara Reid drunk pictures total in the gallery:

  • Tara Reid Cannes Drunkard 1
  • Tara Reid Cannes Drunkard 2
  • Tara Reid Cannes Drunkard 3
  • Tara Reid Cannes Drunkard 4
  • Tara Reid Cannes Drunkard 5
  • Tara Reid Cannes Drunkard 6
  • Tara Reid Cannes Drunkard 7
  • Tara Reid Cannes Drunkard 8
  • Tara Reid Cannes Drunkard 9
  • Tara Reid Cannes Drunkard 10

Vanessa Hudgens at Day 3 of the Coachella Music and Arts Festival in Indio, CA (4/15)

Turns out Vanessa Hudgens didn't just flash her undies at Coachella on Saturday -- she also got sloppy drunk on Sunday. Her boyfriend Austin Butler had to help her walk or she would have just collapsed in a giant heap. I don't know why kids today think that you can't have a fun time without alcohol. It's almost like some of them have never even heard of LARPing. I'm a pirate!

*31 Vanessa Hudgens pictures total in the gallery:

  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 1
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 2
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 3
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 4
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 5
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 6
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 7
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 8
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 9
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 10
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 11
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 12
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 13
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 14
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 15
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 16
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 17
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 18
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 19
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 20
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 21
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 22
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 23
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 24
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 25
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 26
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 27
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 28
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 29
  • Vanessa Hudgens Coachella Drunk 30

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