Drunk Celebs


Lindsay Lohan might be drunk

Here's Lindsay Lohan taking a tumble while leaving a yacht party during the Ischia Film Festival in Italy last night --  which is not something you want to do if you're Lindsay Lohan. Jennifer Lawrence trips and falls, you think clumsy. Lindsay Lohan trips and falls, you think liquor cabinet. Who the fuck stopped guarding the liquor cabinet? Oh well, at least the cocaine cabinet has a lock.

*25 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

  • Trippin Lohan 1
  • Trippin Lohan 2
  • Trippin Lohan 3
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  • Trippin Lohan 10

Jessica Simpson leaving Warwick nightclub in West Hollywood (6/8)

Jessica Simpson had to be helped out of Warwick nightclub in West Hollywood last night. But really, it's not her fault. I mean, you're totally fine after 16 shots, and then that 17th one sorta just sneaks up on you and suddenly you don't know the difference between "there," "their," and "they're." So basically, every day is a 17-shot-day for Jessica.

*30 Jessica Simpson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jessica Simpson Drunk Cleavage 1
  • Jessica Simpson Drunk Cleavage 2
  • Jessica Simpson Drunk Cleavage 3
  • Jessica Simpson Drunk Cleavage 4
  • Jessica Simpson Drunk Cleavage 5
  • Jessica Simpson Drunk Cleavage 6
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  • Jessica Simpson Drunk Cleavage 15
  • Jessica Simpson Drunk Cleavage 1
  • Jessica Simpson Drunk Cleavage 2
  • Jessica Simpson Drunk Cleavage 3
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  • Jessica Simpson Drunk Cleavage 14
  • Jessica Simpson Drunk Cleavage 15

Charlie Sheen is drunk

Courtesy of reddit, here's a shitfaced Charlie Sheen in Paris over the weekend. Amazingly, I don't see one whore, skank, or slut in his vicinity. IMPOSTER!

*11 Charlie Sheen drunk pictures total in the gallery:

  • Charlie Sheen Drunk in Paris 1
  • Charlie Sheen Drunk in Paris 2
  • Charlie Sheen Drunk in Paris 3
  • Charlie Sheen Drunk in Paris 4
  • Charlie Sheen Drunk in Paris 5
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Brandi Glanville is shitfaced, flashy

Brandi Glanville "stars" on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Monday night she stumbled out of the London West Hollywood after having a few drinks at the bar. Unfortunately those drinks were served in 2-gallon jugs. "Buzaw few ieoh ohiefg oihfe eewpj fepjewuno," Glanville told the cabbie after he opened the door for her like a true gentleman.

*30 Brandi Glanville drunk pictures total in the gallery:

  • Brandi Glanville Drunk Pics
  • Brandi Glanville Kicked Out of Bar
  • Brandi Glanville Drunk Photos
  • Brandi Glanville Wasted
  • Brandi Glanville Fall Over Drunk
  • Brandi Glanville Drunk Pictures
  • Brandi Glanville Too Much Alcohol
  • Brandi Glanville Drunk Images
  • Brandi Glanville Drank Too Much
  • Brandi Glanville Drunk Face
  • Shitfaced Brandi Glanville
  • Brandi Glanville Drunk Candids
  • Brandi Glanville Partying
  • Brandi Glanville Drunken Night
  • Brandi Glanville Lush
  • Brandi Glanville Shitfaced
  • Drunk Brandi Glanville
  • Brandi Glanville Embarrassing Behavior
  • Brandi Glanville Blitzed
  • Brandi Glanville Alcoholic
  • Brandi Glanville Ass
  • Brandi Glanville NSFW
  • Brandi Glanville Panties
  • Brandi Glanville Butt
  • NSFW Brandi Glanville
  • Brandi Glanville Not Safe For Work
  • Thong Panties Brandi Glanville
  • Brandi Glanville Underwear
  • Brandi Glanville Thong
  • Brandi Glanville Being Carried

Papa John Schnatter is drunk

Via our good friends at BroBible, here's the Papa John's guy (aka John Schnatter) ABSOLUTELY SHITFACED at the National Championship game at the Georgia Dome on Monday night. Rumor has it that he was so drunk that he actually ate his own pizza later that night. I just hope he blacked out so he doesn't remember. No one deserves that.

*5 Papa John's guy pictures total in the gallery:

  • Papa Johns Drunk 1
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  • Papa Johns Drunk 3
  • Papa Johns Drunk 4
  • Papa Johns Drunk 5

Snooki leaving Bootsy Bellows in West Hollywood (12/18)

After having too much to drink last night at Bootsy Bellows in West Hollywood, Snooki -- who gave birth in late August -- had to be helped to her car by a friend. But don't worry about her baby back at home. Locked closets, they're not just for hanging coats anymore!

*5 Snooki pictures total in the gallery:

  • Snooki Bootsy Bellows 1
  • Snooki Bootsy Bellows 2
  • Snooki Bootsy Bellows 3
  • Snooki Bootsy Bellows 4
  • Snooki Bootsy Bellows 5

Jon Hamm leaving a bar in Hollywood (11/11)

Jon Hamm got absolutely shitfaced at a bar in Hollywood on Sunday night. I'm assuming he was there to celebrate Veteran's Day. "Hey baby, I just got back from a grueling, two-day Civil War reenactment where I played the aide-de-camp to Maj. Gen. Stonewall Jackson. How 'bout you buy a veteran a drink?" C'mon, I can't be the only one who uses that line . . .

*10 Jon Hamm drunk pictures total in the gallery:

  • Jon Hamm Drunk Face 1
  • Jon Hamm Drunk Face 2
  • Jon Hamm Drunk Face 3
  • Jon Hamm Drunk Face 4
  • Jon Hamm Drunk Face 5
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  • Jon Hamm Drunk Face 10

Ryan Lochte is drunk

After finishing his last Olympic swimming event on Thursday night, American silver medal specialist Ryan Lochte got absolutely hammered last night at Chinawhite nightclub in London. And then proceeded to take home a homely-looking British chick who might be a 6 on a good night. He thought he was going to bang a supermodel, but fittingly, fell way short of expectations.

*15 Ryan Lochte pictures total in the gallery:

  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 1
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 2
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 3
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 4
  • Ryan Lochte Drunk 5
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Julianne Hough leaving Roka restaurant in London (6/10)

Even though she's Mormon and has said in the past that she doesn't drink alcohol, Julianne Hough was looking a little tipsy after the Rock of Ages premiere afterparty in London on Sunday morning. Of course she gets sloppy drunk now. What, you didn't think morals and values could withstand the pull of the Hollywood machine, did you? You naive little fool. Did you know that, before Lindsay Lohan moved to Hollywood, a wild night for her was drawing pictures of Jesus with elbow macaroni and glitter? And then Hollywood fucked her in the ass and came all over her back, both figuratively -- and in some cases -- literally.

*5 Julianne Hough pictures total in the gallery:

  • Julianne Hough Drunk 1
  • Julianne Hough Drunk 2
  • Julianne Hough Drunk 3
  • Julianne Hough Drunk 4
  • Julianne Hough Drunk 5

Tara Reid leaving a yacht in Cannes, France (5/21)

What, did you really think I'd do only one post this week about Tara Reid being drunk? C'mon, you know me better than that. Anyways, that's Tara leaving a yacht party on Monday night at the Cannes Film Festival -- or, as Tara calls it: France Spring Break! Woo hoo!

*5 Tara Reid pictures total in the gallery:

  • Tara Reid Cannes Still Drunk 1
  • Tara Reid Cannes Still Drunk 2
  • Tara Reid Cannes Still Drunk 3
  • Tara Reid Cannes Still Drunk 4
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