Drew Barrymore bikini pics! (Hawaii - 2/27)
Drew Barrymore on the left. “Mac Guy” Justin Long on the right. Everyone thinks Justin uses a Mac because it’s a better computer. Wrong. He actually owns a PC - it’s sitting in a box in the corner of his living room. He tried moving it into his office a few times but the thing weighs nearly eleven pounds.
Check out Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz doing their best impression of Cheech and Chong last week in Hawaii. They’re being so sneaky about it, too. Bikinis, a public park, I’m amazed someone was lucky enough to get photographs. Almost amazed that I was able to post a story about Cameron Diaz without mentioning her horrible complexion. Oops!
A bunch more of Drew and Cameron smoking the reefer and dancing around in bikinis after the jump…
Actually, she’s a lot insane. But it’s the good kind of insane involving public nudity not the bad kind involving dead animals buried in your trunk. When asked by Parade Magazine about the famous incident when she flashed David Letterman on his show, Barrymore claims she has no regrets:
“How fun was that?” Barrymore told Parade magazine. “I’m so glad I was so free at one point in my life.”
When asked if she still thinks she’s free, Barrymore said:
“I think I am and I think it alarms people … I’ll drive in Ireland and park my car and run out into a field and rip all my clothes off and just run in the wheat fields naked.”
So basically Drew lives in an tampon commercial. Because tampon commercials are the only times you see a woman running through a field of wheat. Or some liberated woman running down the beach wearing something stupid like a white bedsheet and a necklace made of flowers. And why is she liberated? Because her tampons are now 60% more absorbent. Duh!!!
Some pics of Drew and…uh…Hugh Grant at the Golden Globes after the jump…
Although Drew Barrymore claimed that it’d be a few years before she considered having kids, she’s apparently had a change of heart:
DREW BARRYMORE is desperate to settle down and start a family with rocker boyfriend Fabrizio Moretti. The 31-year-old actress is so keen on motherhood, she would even consider following in the footsteps of yummy mummies Angelina Jolie and Sharon Stone and adopt a baby.
Drew says: “I definitely feel the beginnings of a tick tock. Whether I have children or adopt - whatever form a family comes in, I would absolutely love to have it.”
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“Drew Barrymore” and “start a family” - Now there’s a phrase that could deflate a penis’s journey to erectionville. To be fair Drew seems like a nice woman, I just never want to see her name and a story about reproduction EVER AGAIN. Just about the only story I want to read involving Drew is about her going to the grocery store to buy paper towels.
It’s weird that Drew is already feeling the biological clock ticking at age 31. My biology teacher told me that women can have babies well into their nineties. I’m pretty sure he was telling us the truth beacause you don’t get a nickname like “Jack Daniels Breath” by lying to a bunch of high schoolers.
INVITEN QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HERMOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
