Drake

Rihanna hooked up with Drake

Rihanna has a new man in her life: 22-year-old actor/rapper Aubrey "Drake" Graham. Chris Brown must be shitting his pants right now. That dude looks like he could totally kick his ass. From the New York Post:

The Barbadian beauty showed up with a group of friends Monday at Lucky Strike Lanes & Lounge on West 42nd Street, but spent most of the night locking lips with Canadian former child actor-turned-rapper Aubrey "Drake" Graham. "She was drinking whiskey and apple juice and making out with him all night," says a spy. "They were really cute together." Rihanna, who's also been spending time in town with Katy Perry, peeled off with Drake at about midnight.

How lucky is this guy? He could literally steal Rihanna's money, take a dump on her chest, light her cat on fire and STILL be considered a step up from her last boyfriend. Hopefully seeing how quickly Rihanna moved on to another man will act as a valuable lesson to all the other potential wife beaters out there -- women are like fragile flowers that need love not abuse leaving noticeable facial bruising will always get you caught.