Dr. Drew

Lindsay Lohan at Day 3 of the Coachella Music and Arts Festival in Indio, CA (4/18)

Earlier this month in an interview with Radar, Dr. Drew said he would go to extreme lengths to get Lindsay Lohan the help she so obviously needs:

"If she were my daughter, I would pack her car full with illegal substances, send her on her way, call the police, and make sure she was arrested. I would  make sure she was not allowed to get out of jail. I would then go to the judge and make sure she was ordered to a minimum of a three year sobriety program."

Of course hyperbolic pussies everywhere were shocked by the comments, claiming that such action would put Lindsay at risk of being beaten or even *gasp* -- shot -- by the police (like cops shoot white people now or something lol). And of course Lindsay responded to the comments in a predictably childish manner. She told Gossip Cop:

"[Dr. Drew's] such a loser… He’s not a real doctor, he’s a celebrity doctor."

Yeah Lindsay, you tell him! I mean, since when does getting your MD from the Keck School of Medicine at USC, interning at Huntington Memorial Hospital in Pasadena, being Board Certified by both the American Board of Internal Medicine and American Board of Addiction Medicine, and being a certified member of both the American Society of Addiction Medicine and the American College of Physicians make you a "real doctor." Seems to me that anyone could do all the stuff if they had a spare 30 years or so.

*5 pics total in the gallery:

Dr. Drew in Maui (12/23)

Meant to post these last week but I got a little distracted wondering when the hell Dr. Drew got so ripped. Granted, he doesn't have abs that stop traffic, but not everyone can be me. That reminds me, I haven't worked out in, like, an hour and a half. I feel so fat!