Doutzen Kroes

Doutzen Kroes

Doutzen Kroes unveiling the "A/X Armani Exchange Dance4life" t-shirt in honor of World AIDS Day in New York (11/30)

*15 Doutzen Kroes pictures total in the gallery:

Erin Heatherton at the 2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (11/9)

Here's the rest of the pics from last night's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (check out the rest of the pics here). Here's some fun trivia for you -- one of the following chicks actually has a cock:

Erin Heatherton (pics start here)
Anne V (pics start here)
Karlie Kloss (pics start here)
Lindsay Ellingson (pics start here)
Izabel Goulart (pics start here)
Doutzen Kroes (pics start here)
Anja Rubik (pics start here)
Emanuela de Paula (pics start here)
Chanel Iman (pics start here)
Lily Aldridge (pics start here)
Lais Ribeiro (pics start here)

*124 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show pictures total in the gallery:

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Dutch model Doutzen Kroes

*23 Doutzen Kroes pictures total in the gallery:

The 2011 Costume Institute Gala: Just the Attractive People

The Annual Costume Institute Gala was last night at the The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, and a ton of hot ass showed up. Pretty much anyone who's anyone was there. I hate to be the one to break this to you, but if you weren't invited to this thing, you're most definitely ugly. I'm looking at you, Cameron Diaz.

This took me all damn morning to edit (43 celebrities, 171 pictures), so click around:

• Salma Hayek (pics start here)
• Eva Mendes (pics start here)
• Kristen Bell (pics start here)
• Beyonce (pics start here)
• Miranda Kerr (pics start here)
• Freida Pinto (pics start here)
• Lara Stone (pics start here)
• Jessica Alba (pics start here)
• Gisele Bundchen (pics start here)
• Liv Tyler (pics start here)
• Lea Michele (pics start here)
• Christina Hendricks (pics start here)
• Blake Lively (pics start here)
• Rihanna (pics start here)
• Dianna Agron (pics start here)
• Alicia Keys (pics start here)
  
• Emma Stone (pics start here)
• Claire Danes (pics start here)
• Christine Teigen (pics start here)
• Isla Fisher (pics start here)
• Lucy Liu (pics start here)
• Rashida Jones (pics start here)
• Leighton Meester (pics start here)
• Taylor Swift (pics start here)
• Jessica Szohr (pics start here)
• Zoe Saldana (pics start here)
• Rosario Dawson (pics start here)
• Kerry Washington (pics start here)
• Hayley Atwell (pics start here)
• Emma Roberts (pics start here)
• Ashley Greene (pics start here)
• Elizabeth Banks (pics start here)
• Diane Kruger (pics start here)
• Michelle Williams (pics start here)
• Julianne Hough (pics start here)
• Karolina Kurkova (pics start here)
• Rosie Huntington-Whitely (pics start here)
• Doutzen Kroes (pics start here)
• Kate Hudson (pics start here)
• Kristen Stewart (pics start here)
• Brooklyn Decker (pics start here)
• Melania Trump (pics start here)
• Penelope Cruz (pics start here)
  

*171 Costume Institute Gala pictures total in the gallery:

Doutzen Kroes doing what she does best

Victoria's Secret supermodel Doutzen Kroes got married over the weekend. What the hell? I didn't even get an invite. What about that whole "still want to be friends" talk we had? From the New York Post:

Doutzen Kroes and her boyfriend, producer/DJ Sunnery James, got hitched yesterday in a small, private ceremony in her Dutch hometown of Eastermar. The wedding took place in front of the pregnant model's 30 closest friends and family members. The bride wore a dress by Spanish designer Pronovias, and the happy couple will be honeymooning on an island just north of Madagascar. In lieu of gifts, the lovebirds are asking for donations to be made to dance4life, a Dutch charity for which Kroes is an ambassador, or to the World Wildlife Fund. James proposed to Kroes in January, and we reported on her pregnancy in July. The couple are expecting a boy in January. "We are so happy to start our new life together," she told Page Six.

If this dude wants to be a gazillionaire, all he has to do is patent the line he used to bang a rich supermodel without a condom. I'm guessing he used a classic like, "it'll feel better," or my personal favorite, "let me just put the tip in." Actually, considering that he was talking to a model, I'll assume he used something a little more sophisticated like, "don't worry, you can't get pregnant on Tuesdays." 

*20 Doutzen Kroes pictures total in the gallery:

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Dutch model Doutzen Kroes on the set of a Tiffany & Co. commercial in Greenwich Village, New York (7/30)

*30 photos total in the gallery:

Yes, Yes, Maybe, Yes

Miranda Kerr, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes at the reveal of the 2010 "What is Sexy?" list at Victoria's Secret at The Grove in Hollywood (5/11)

*20 pics total in the gallery:

Doetzen Kroes at the 2009 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in New York (11/19)

Here's the rest of the pics from last night's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, featuring Doutzen Kroes (23 pics beginning here), Selita Ebanks (16 pics beginning here), Candice Swanepoel (26 pics beginning here), Chanel Iman (6 pics beginning here), and Maryna Linchuk (8 pics beginning here). I may just spend the next eight days beating off. Sorta like Hanukkah.

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Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes

Doutzen Kroes bikini pics! (Miami - 3/9)

That's Victoria's Secret "Angel" Doutzen Kroes at a Miami Beach on Monday. According to Wikipedia, Doutzen is the fifth highest-earning supermodel in the world, with an estimated income of $6 million in the past 12 months. Wikipedia also reveals that Doutzen wants to fuck me "real real bad" . . . though there are unconfirmed reports that I added that fact to her page two minutes ago.