Doutzen Kroes in Miami (2/12)
Doutzen Kroes was doing a swimsuit photoshoot for a magazine yesterday in Miami, and her nip damn near made a slip. And it would have been completely her fault because she wasn't even wearing the swimsuit as intended with the straps over your shoulders and not down by your waist. You think she would know better -- what a total idiot!
*30 Doutzen Kroes pictures total in the gallery:
Doutzen Kroes is naked
Here's Doutzen Kroes butt ass naked for Russel James' new book Angels. I just saved you $141. No, seriously. The book full of naked supermodels only costs $141. I guess I can put down the dull butter knife and keep my kidney after all. Score!
*5 Doutzen Kroes pictures total in the gallery:
Doutzen Kroes at the 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Earl's Court in London (12/2)
And here's Doutzen Kroes at last night's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. I'm pretty sure that's what you actually see right before you die, so . . . *strangles self*
*25 Doutzen Kroes pictures total in the gallery:
Doutzen Kroes in her work uniform
Even though she's made millions doing it, Doutzen Kroes tells the New York Post that she doesn't want her daughter to be a model. Oh yeah, I'm sure the hot daughter of the Dutch supermodel is gonna end up being a scientist. She said:
"Instead of saying, 'You're so beautiful,' I'll say, 'You're smart,' so she'll have different aspirations in life than beauty and modeling. Though I love my job, I'm not changing the world. I'd love for her to study and to have different aspirations. We need to teach girls they can become presidents, and it's not about beauty all the time."Oh, so that's where parents all over this great nation of ours went wrong. My mommy should have been telling me to be smart and successful, instead of saying things like "you'd have been dripping off the end of a wire coat hanger had I not missed my connecting bus six years ago!" during my kindergarten graduation march. Come on, it's Doutzen Kroes we're talking about, not fatso Kardashian. It's pretty safe to say that anything that falls out of her vagina will be ridiculously good-looking. Not using those good looks to manipulate others and advance in life would be a shameful waste. Now if you don't mind, I have a rug that needs a vacuuming.
*35 Doutzen Kroes pictures total in the gallery:
The 2014 Victorias Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory in New York (11/13)
Here's the best of the rest from last night's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, including Karlie Kloss playing a little grab ass with Taylor Swift. They also made out like crazy for a few minutes, but you probably don't want to see that so I didn't load those pics.
Karlie Kloss (20 pics start here)
Cara Delevingne (17 pics start here)
Lily Aldridge (7 pics start here)
Doutzen Kroes (13 pics start here)
Behati Prinsloo (8 pics start here)
Hilary Rhoda (9 pics start here)
Izabel Goulart (11 pics start here)
Lais Ribeiro (8 pics start here)
*88 pictures total in the gallery:
Doutzen Kroes bikini pica! (Ibiza - 8/5)
INF says that's Victoria's Secret model Doutzen Kroes "enjoying a day at the beach" in Ibiza yesterday. Also enjoying a day at the beach? Anyone within 50 yards of Doutzen Kroes. She is just . . . a work of art. I bet God even signed her ass after he made her. "God '85"
*30 Doutzen Kroes Ibiza bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Doutzen Kroes in the June issue of Vogue Brazil
+ The semi-nude Israeli soldiers are back [BroBible]
+ Farrah Abraham is a lying skank [Drunken Stepfather]
+ The fuck is Miley wearing? [Popoholic]
+ Andrea Corr see through (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ A tribute to the tan line [Guyism]
+ $1 SALE for full access to Playboy (NSFW) [Playboy Plus]
+ Lindsay Lohan escaped from Betty Ford [Cele|bitchy]
+ Pregnant chicks are so weird [Evil Beet]
+ Rob Lowe looking Presidential [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ BREAKING: Kanye West still full of himself [I'm Not Obsessed]
BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Kate Upton filming in a bikini
*15 Doutzen Kroes pictures total in the gallery: