Donald Trump is a jackass, somehow thinks he's important
Donald Trump thinks his endorsement will somehow affect the 2012 Presidential election. He's right: I'm voting for the guy he doesn't endorse. From Digital Spy:
Donald Trump has insisted that his endorsement would provide a major boost for any of the Republican presidential candidates. Trump writes in his new book Time to Get Tough: Making America that his support would help any candidate to defeat US President Barack Obama in November 2012.
"The Republican field has several good candidates in the race - most of whom have come to see me at my office in Trump Tower. The reason they come to see me isn't just because I am a nice person but because millions of people listen to what I say and know I 'get it'. Some magazines have said I am the single most important endorsement a presidential candidate can have. I don't know if that's true but it wouldn't surprise me."
We at Celebslam have something for everyone. Hey Fox and MSNBC, where's my guest appearance?
Bleeding-heart Liberals Of course the Republicans want advice from Donald Trump. This party loves to play the "Shoot Yourself in the Foot" game. Never heard of it? It's pretty easy as you can see here:
Step 1: Do something stupid. Step 2: Walk it back. Step 3: Drop out of the race for the Republican nomination. Step 4: Leave supporters/investors holding the bag.
Yeah, you geniuses really need The Donald's advice. Sure, he's probably eating the souls of children as you're reading this, but if it wasn't for The Wig, we would never had the pleasure of knowing Omarosa.
Conservatives clinging to guns and religion Of course the Republicans want advice from Donald Trump. He is a mountain of a man who pulled himself up by his bootstraps to conquer the worlds of entertainment and high finance. The man knows how to get things done. He's the real "Teflon Don," because nothing sticks to him. Financial troubles? Gone. Family trouble? Replaced. Ratings in the toilet? Not Donald. He knows television because he knows people. Republicans see this and need Trump to be the King-maker he was meant to be. If anybody can fire President Obama, Donald Trump can.
Donald Trump for Ron Paul Libertarians Go fuck youselves.
+ Jessica Burciaga also looks good in a bikini [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Kristin Cavallari is an annoying drunk [The Superficial]
+ Megan Fox in her underwear [Celebuzz]
+ Dina Lohan got punked. Awesome. [IDLYITW]
+ What a shock, Rachel Bilson looks cute again [Popoholic]
+ I want this damn car [moejackson]
+ Angelina Jolie is pitiful [PopEater]
+ The funniest video in the history of the Internets [College Humor]
+ The Beckhams suck at elevator sex [Dlisted]
+ Cheryl Cole also looks good in a bikini [CityRag]
+ God this bitch is so annoying [popbytes]
+ Hot new couple alert [Gabby Babble]
Miss California Carrie Prejean was stripped of her title today -- not because of her "controversial" views on gay marriage, but because she wasn't living up to the terms of her contract. Just a month ago, she made headlines when Donald Trump let her keep her crown despite nude pictures of her leaking on the Internet. From FOXNews.com:
K2 Productions, the independent producers of the Miss California USA pageant, under license from Miss Universe, cited continued breach of contract issues as the reason for Prejean's firing. The decision was revealed in documents first obtained by FOXNews.com.
"This was a business decision, based solely on contract violations," Keith Lewis, executive director of K2 Productions, said in the documents. "After our press conference in New York we had hoped we would be able to forge a better working relationship. However, since that time it has become abundantly clear that Carrie has no desire to fulfill her obligations under our contract and work together."
But it was Trump who gave the final OK to fire her, FOXNews.com has learned.
"I told Carrie she needed to get back to work and honor her contract with the Miss California Organization and I gave her the opportunity to do so," Trump said in the same documents. "Unfortunately it just doesn’t look like it is going to happen and I offered Keith my full support in making this decision."
Breach of contract? How hard is it exactly to be Miss California? You cut ribbons and ride in parades all day. A monkey could do that. Aside from the Maytag repairman -- who I've learned often times doesn't even leave his repair shop because of the build and quality of Maytag products -- it might literally be the easiest job in the world.
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