Jenna Jameson (and Tito Ortiz) leaving a nightclub in West Hollywood (8/1)
In "Whose dumb idea was this?" news, the haggard, 2009 version of Jenna Jameson is posing for
Playboy. Why? WHYYYYYYY? From
Fox News:
Only four months ago, Jenna Jameson welcomed twin boys into the world and already the retired porn princess has dropped those pregnancy pounds, is back in tip-top shape and doing what she does best — taking her clothes off. Pop Tarts has exclusively learned that Jameson shot quite the sexy campaign for Playboy Magazine in Los Angeles on Thursday evening . . .
Is it really a surprise that Jenna's back in shape after having her twins? It certainly wasn't the first time her stomach's become bloated from baby batter. Besides, it's not like giving birth was hard on her body. Those two kids probably crawled out of her vag at the same time
without touching the sides -- so a lot like every time Tito Ortiz has sex with her
Kate Gosselin outside her home in Reading, PA (7/20)
I could have proceeded through my day perfectly fine without knowing what color underwear Kate Gosselin wears, thank you very much. Can we make it a law that if you've ever had six babies inside you at once, you have to wear those big, bulky firefighter's pants for the rest of your life? Would anybody be against that?
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Rumer Willis at the MuchMusic Awards in Toronto (6/21)
You know, these kinds of "
incidents" wouldn't be occurring if it was 4 degrees outside. For example, I've never seen Sarah Palin's nipple because she's always wearing a parka. In conclusion, Rumer Willis needs to be deported to Alaska. Make it happen Obama. End our long national nightmare.
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Rumer Willis at The Bash benefit in Beverly Hills (5/18)
Why does Rumer Willis keep dressing like she's a Victoria's Secret model (
see here earlier this month)? I don't care what her friends keep telling her, she's not a supermodel. She's not even a
Sears catalog model. For the sake of peniskind, please stop. Stick to something that more suits your, um, "unique look" -- like radio or hiding.
Paris Hilton leaving the 314 Beach Club in Cannes, France (5/17)
Hello old friend. I swear, I've seen Paris' nasty crotch so many times I know it better than the top of my girlfriend's head. If you look real close you can actually see the outline of a license plate -- Kentucky I believe -- and a buoy. Paris' vagina is a lot like a dead shark's stomach. You never know what you're gonna find in it.
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