Lindsay Lohan is a cutter Headline in December of 2006:
Lindsay Lohan is probably a cutter Headline in January of this year:
Lindsay's cutting againOh hey, guess what Dina Lohan confirmed to Lindsay's dad Michael in another one of those recorded phone calls he sold for cash and prizes. From
RadarOnline:
In another glimpse into the twisted life of Lindsay Lohan, her parents Michael and Dina argued over how bad the situation with their daughter was, and Dina admitted that Lindsay had been cutting herself. The shocking bombshell is revealed in the recorded audio tape exclusively obtained by RadarOnline.com of a phone conversation between Dina and Michael, where the two blame each other for Lindsay's dire situation.
Michael is talking with Dina, telling her that he represents the bad things in her life and Dina interrupts him, saying "Her cutting herself and hurting herself? Yeah, it's bad Michael, it's bad." Lindsay has been photographed over the years and recently with scars on her wrists, a sign of the cutting, which is a desperate cry for help from the troubled starlet.
These tapes are incredible. Just devastating secret after devastating secret being exposed for all to hear. Really, what kind of monster of a father records family phone calls and then sells them for rent money? Michael took the concept of "trust," bent it over, and fucked it in the ass. Tomorrow I fully expect Dina to reveal that Lindsay was actually the second shooter on the grassy knoll. I bet on Saturday we find out she's the Zodiac Killer. Nothing would really surprise me about Lindsay at this point.
Dina, Ali, and Cody Lohan at the Z-Com Wireless store in New York (7/30)
Dina Lohan is doing her best to push her two youngest kids, Ali and Cody, into show business. Because why not when it worked out so well for your other kid? From the
New York Post:
The Lohan kids will do anything for a buck -- even play suburban malls. Lindsay Lohan's kid sister, Ali, 15, and her brother, Cody, 13, have been hired by Z-Com-Verizon Wireless, a cellphone store at Parkway Plaza Shopping Center in Carle Place on Long Island, to host and spin records at the "first annual BlackBerry Brickbreaker Contest" on Aug. 22 (ed. note: the date was moved up). In a breathless press release, the store hypes them as "teenage celebrities," identifying Ali as a pop star and "former Ford model" and Cody as a "New York State soccer youth champion" who's modeled for Nike. A rep refused to tell us what they're getting paid.
Ali doesn't need to be embarrassed about appearing at a mall. That's how 80's teen icons Tiffany and Debbie Gibson got their start. The fact that both later posed for
Playboy to revive their sagging careers is kind of fitting too -- especially when you consider it wouldn't be the first time one of Dina's daughters posed naked for someone with a camera. It would however be the first time tequila wasn't a contributing factor.
Dina Lohan is the worst parent in the history of parenting
Some power-hungry bouncer at Villa nightclub last week had the nerve to deny entry to 15-year-old Ali Lohan. Have fun collecting your unemployment check dude. Via
MSNBC:
When a 46-year-old mom wants to take her daughters out for a special night, a Hollywood nightclub might seem a curious choice. Not so for Dina Lohan, who took Lindsay, 22, and Ali, 15, to Villa on March 25, Us Weekly reports.
"Do you know who I am?" Dina protested when they were turned away at the door because of Ali’s age.
"You’re making a huge mistake. Huge!" Lindsay added. (Source)
C'mon, this is ridiculous. Just let Ali into the club. She obviously wasn't gonna drink -- she's not 21. She was gonna do coke in the bathroom.
Ali Lohan got a boob job
In their latest issue, Us Weekly asks the question on the minds of many imprisoned pedophiles and child rapists: Is it finally acceptable to talk about a 14-year-old girl's breasts? The answer? A resounding 'yes':
Did 14-year-old singer Ali Lohan have a summer growth spurt? Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, on newsstands now, that the young star of Living Lohan flaunted what looked like overnight curves at a Jonas Brothers concert in East Hampton, NY on August 9. Just three months earlier, a flatter Lohan hit Fuse for a taping of The Sauce in NYC. (Source)
After being confronted by a paparazzo asking about her sister's breasts, Lindsay Lohan took to her MySpace page to address the rumors:
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body. (Source)
Ha ha ha, that's a good one Lindsay. You almost had me convinced that Dina's a responsible mother and not a leech that sacrificed both of her daughter's childhoods to the Hollywood machine, all in some misguided attempt to boost her own sense of self-importance. Did you know that when Ali was just 4, Dina taught her to stand with her head perfectly still so "Mommy has a place to put her margarita"? True story.
Dina Lohan gets drunk, kicked out of party
Dina Lohan got herself and daughter Ali kicked out of the afterparty for the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 premiere. Dina was asked to change tables and, according to witnesses, went "apeshit." Of course Dina claims she wasn't kicked out -- she voluntarily left the party because a studio staffer "raised his voice" at her. Oh no, not a raised voice! E! Online's Marc Malkin says:
Sources report that when Dina, Ali and a friend of Ali's arrived to the after-party, they sat down at a reserved table. A studio staffer politely asked her to change tables, but "Dina "went apes--t," a partygoer tells me. "It so wasn't cool."So not cool that "Dina was quietly removed" from the rooftop soiree, another source says. Dina, however, claims she decided to ditch the party because she says that the studio staffer started raising his voice."He made the girls uncomfortable," Dina wrote in an email to me this afternoon. "At that point, the girls wanted to leave."
But my party source insists, the studio folks "couldn't have been nicer . . . Dina was so awful." (Source)
With the example Dina's set for her, I'd be shocked if Ali doesn't set some kind of gangbang record by her 21st birthday. A torn open bag of dog food and a leaky faucet could do a better job of parenting than that drunk.
Dina Lohan filming her new reality show at a youth center in Harlem (3/28)
I know this has nothing to do with the story but how long do you think it'd take to bang Dina Lohan if you were locked in a room with her and a six pack of Coors Light? 10 minutes? 5 minutes? The New York Post says:
Dina Lohan needs to learn when to call it a night. The soon to be reality wreck hit Monday's "Made of Honor" premiere party with galpals at the Metropolitan Club, where she stayed till the wee hours. "She was dancing, drinking and playing with her hair extensions," said our spywitness. "The hours are going by and everyone is leaving, some people left very late, and she was still there partying, still going. She probably stayed past the staff." (Source)
What kind of example is Dina setting for her children? The kind of example where it's OK to blow the bartender if he puts an extra shot of rum in your Long Island Iced Tea? Yes, exactly.
Lindsay's mom is proud of her nude pics
Lindsay Lohan's mom Dina is damn proud of her daughter's nude feature in New York magazine. She told People magazine:
"It was very tastefully done," Dina tells PEOPLE of the photos, a recreation of Marilyn Monroe's legendary 1962 photo shoot shot by Bert Stern. "I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically. For him to call Lindsay 46 years later and to say can you recreate these photos is an honor. I looked at it as art, and as Lindsay doing a character. So I don't look at them like it's Playboy; she was being a character. So if you look at it that way, you can look at it as a mother."
Wrong Dina. It's exactly like Playboy. The only difference between the two magazines are that the letters to the editor in New York magazine are more about the War in Iraq and less about the best way to seduce your busty secretary. Nudity is nudity. I don't care if these pics were in Cat Fancy -- Lindsay's still a whore. Dina continues:
"Trust me. I wouldn't have sent my 14-year-old to the set [if the shoot was in bad taste]. And obviously Lindsay wouldn't do anything with her sister there, that was risqué. Lindsay was very excited when she first got the phone call. Of course we talked about how they would be done. Lindsay said, 'Mommy, I'm never going to get this opportunity to do it again.' She was very thankful she was asked."
Wow, that Mommy line is just a *tad* creepy. Sometimes I forgot that Lindsay is not just a ravenous cockhungry slut but someone's ravenous cockhungry daughter as well. Dina ends:
"[Lindsay's] always loved Marilyn. For Christmas, my girlfriends even gave her a Marilyn cookie jar. I think there's a sadness that Lindsay feels for Marilyn. Lindsay really saw it as a gift back to someone." (Source)
And by "someone" Dina of course meant "millions of teens boys discovering the joys of Jergens and a dark room for the first time".
Riley, Dina, and Lindsay at dinner in New York (11/20/07)
Lindsay Lohan's mom Dina was so pissed that her ex-boyfriend Riley Giles sold his story (for $120k) to UK tabloid News of the World that she called his mom. A source told Us Weekly:
"Dina insulted her parenting." Says a Dina pal: "Dina did call Riley's mom."Lindsay's dad, Michael, tells Us he and Lindsay have spoken to Giles, and "he apologizes." (Source)
I'd say that Dina Lohan calling into question another mother's parenting skills is akin to the pot calling the kettle black, but that would be an insult to kettles. When your kid's a coke- snorting-drunk-driving-nympho, your child-rearing opinions are about as valuable as a bar of soap in a hippie colony.
The Lohan family was rolling three deep at the Polaroid Beach House on Wednesday night. Dina's on the left, Lindsay the middle, and young Ali on the right. I feel for Ali, I really do. I fear Lindsay's set the alcoholic bar so high that Ali can't possibly top it unless she changes her name to Budweiser Lohan or moves into a liquor store. Of course I had the same fears about Dina and Lindsay and look how things turned out. Lindsay's like the fresh-off-the-assembly-line Ferrari to Dina's broken-down Chevy.
More of the Lohan family partying at the Polaroid beach house after the jump...
Dina Lohan's television dreams may come true. For years Lindsay's mom has tried unsuccessfully to land an on-air TV gig. Now word comes from the New York Post that the E! Network is in talks with Dina to produce Mom-Ager a show in which the Lohan matriarch will try to "to turn her youngest children, Ali, 14, and Cody, 11, into stars." An insider fumed:
"Can you believe that? She totally messed up Lindsay by making her a 'star' and living vicariously through her - and now she's going to do the same to the other two? How the [bleep] can E! do this? Those kids should be in school having normal lives, the life that Lindsay didn't get to have." (Source)
Unfortunately a team of doctors and psychiatrists advised against Ali and Cody appearing on Mom-Ager. But they did give the go-ahead to begin production on E!'s other Lohan family reality show. The premise? Dina looks on as Ali and Cody are kidnapped at knife point and thrown into a pit full of angry cobras. And, uhh, that's pretty much it.
