Is rap mogul Diddy banging Sienna Miller? According to sources, the couple was seen getting awfully cozy at Tao during the Sundance Film Festival. And then on Sunday morning Diddy was photographed dropping Miller off at her New York hotel after a rumored long night of partying. Oh yeah, Diddy just had twins with someone not named Sienna Miller. According to TMZ:
Diddy had a trapped rat look when he noticed cameras watching from across the street -- and we're told a bodyguard was sent over to the photographer to try and get him to delete the footage.
Does it ever not look suspicious asking a photographer to erase footage of you? Diddy could have totally played this off as just him dropping off a friend after a routine night of partying. But then he had to overreact and set everyone's imagination off to the races. I'm picturing Diddy and Miller engaged in some sort of crazy sex game involving dead animals and watermelons. And illegal immigrants. Definitely some illegal immigrants.
Check out Diddy eye fucking Jessica Biel at the Golden Globes earlier this week. You know this is one of the problems with the paparazzi. You can't do anything--be it oogle some nice breasts, pick you nose, or silently masturbate in the corner--without someone getting a damn picture of you. I miss the old days of the industry when it was all about the angles and lighting. Now it seems like they're just trying to create controversy.
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Not sure why this is news but I'll go ahead and run with it anyways: P. Diddy bought a massive teddy bear for his soon-to-be-born twins:
P. Diddy and Kim Porter — who are expecting twins in December — recently ordered a teddy bear from posh kiddie store PetitTresor.com. Not just any teddy bear, though, a life-sized, eight-foot-tall one. The couple isn't revealing the gender of their forthcoming babies, so the Scoop asked if the ribbon tied around the toy animal was ordered in blue or pink. "Neither," says the source. "Gold. Bling!"
Call me crazy but an eight-foot-tall teddy bear will probably scare the shit out of a couple of toddlers. Puff might want to keep his little Diddys away from Teddy Grahams and The Animal Planet for about the next twenty years. He might as well have cut to the chase and bought his kids the DVD box set of The Best of America's Most Wanted 7: Baby Rapists and Child Molesters.
Can you imagine stumbling home from a bar and seeing an eight-foot-tall teddy bear lurking in the corner of your bedroom? I'd wouldn't know whether to scream bloody murder or make a drunken pass at it (my standards go WAY down when I get some liquor in me).
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usic mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs has agreed to stop using the name "Diddy" in the UK after being sued by British producer Richard "Diddy" Dearlove.
LONDON - Solicitors Jens Hills & Co. said Combs had agreed to "rebrand his commercial activities" in Britain and would "no longer be able to trade in the U.K. as 'Diddy.'" Combs' lawyer, Nigel Calvert, could not immediately be reached for comment. Combs - formerly known as Puffy and Puff Daddy - has used the moniker P. Diddy since 2001, but last year decided to be known solely as Diddy. Dearlove launched a lawsuit for unfair competition, claiming the name change had caused confusion. The case had been due to go to the High Court next month. "I started getting e-mails from Puerto Rican girls asking if they could be in my video and people were asking me to look at their clothing line," Dearlove was quoted as saying by The Guardian newspaper.
Quote of the month from Dearlove: "I started getting e-mails from Puerto Rican girls asking if they could be in my video and people were asking me to look at their clothing line." If you don't think I'm going to use this line as my new email signature, you are sadly mistaken.
What do you think Diddy's new British name should be? Here are my choices:
1. Stanley Liebowitz (so different, so Jewish, so Diddy)
2. Rapper McRapalot (tell me you wouldn't go to a concert with a guy name Rapper McRapalot headlining; of course you would)
3. Richard Dearlove (this is what we call "delicious irony")
