Diane Kruger

Diane Kruger bikini pics! (Cabo San Lucas, Mexico - 11/24)

Wanted to catch up on some of the bikini pics from over the holiday that I missed -- like Diane Kruger (and Joshua Jackson) in Cabo San Lucas on Saturday. I don't remember Diane ever looking this amazing in a bikini, but there you go. Clearly Joshua's unmerciful verbal abuse has been working. "You want dinner now? You just had breakfast 12 hours ago, fatty!"

*25 Diane Kruger bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson at the Channel Haute Couture Fall/Winter fashion show at Le Grand Palais in Paris last July

Joshua Jackson is having a really fun time at the ongoing Sundance Film Festival. Especially when his girlfriend Diane Kruger isn't around. From the New York Daily News:

Joshua Jackson was loose-lipped at the Sundance Film Festival on Friday. Sources tell us the "Fringe" star was "overly flirtatious" with an unidentified female at the "Celeste and Jesse Forever" after-party at the Grey Goose Blue Door in Park City, Utah. Indeed, Jackson seemed to have forgotten about girlfriend Diane Kruger when, later that night, eyewitnesses saw Jackson kiss a woman "smack on the lips," as one spy put it.

Wow, Pacey sure has hit the lottery of life, hasn't he? His career began and should have ended with The Mighty Ducks in 1992, but it's apparent that he either has a deal with Satan or his management team owns photos of studio execs in compromising positions. Let this be a lesson for James Van Der Beek. While you're shamelessly sucking the Fame Cock to no avail, Joshua has been able to extend his career via skillful tug jobs and expert ball manipulations.

*17 Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger pictures total in the gallery:

Diane Kruger bikini pics! (Cabo San Lucas, Mexico - 11/26)

In addition to Stacy Keibler, Diane Kruger was also on vacation in Cabo last week. There she is celebrating the old Thanksgiving tradition of hanging out by the pool in a bikini, ordering a Mexican to bring you another margarita. Just like the Pilgrims used to do it!

*11 Diane Kruger bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Diane Kruger in the November issue of Esquire Czech Republic

+ BREAKING: Blake Lively is hot [Caught on Set]

+ Ha Ha, blondes are dumb [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Amanda Seyfried's boobs are bigger than I remember [The Superficial]
+ Kirsten Dunst's boobs! (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Britney Spears squeezes into a bikini [Celebuzz]

+ Ugh, I fucking hate you [Evil Beet]
+ Miranda Kerr seems to have forgotten pants [Socialite Life]
+ Wow, nice body [Double Viking]
+ Lady Gaga feeling a bit blue [I'm Not Obsessed]

LIST OF THE DAY: 25 of the World's Biggest Somethings

*7 Diane Kruger pictures total in the gallery:

The 2011 Costume Institute Gala: Just the Attractive People

The Annual Costume Institute Gala was last night at the The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, and a ton of hot ass showed up. Pretty much anyone who's anyone was there. I hate to be the one to break this to you, but if you weren't invited to this thing, you're most definitely ugly. I'm looking at you, Cameron Diaz.

This took me all damn morning to edit (43 celebrities, 171 pictures), so click around:

• Salma Hayek (pics start here)
• Eva Mendes (pics start here)
• Kristen Bell (pics start here)
• Beyonce (pics start here)
• Miranda Kerr (pics start here)
• Freida Pinto (pics start here)
• Lara Stone (pics start here)
• Jessica Alba (pics start here)
• Gisele Bundchen (pics start here)
• Liv Tyler (pics start here)
• Lea Michele (pics start here)
• Christina Hendricks (pics start here)
• Blake Lively (pics start here)
• Rihanna (pics start here)
• Dianna Agron (pics start here)
• Alicia Keys (pics start here)
  
• Emma Stone (pics start here)
• Claire Danes (pics start here)
• Christine Teigen (pics start here)
• Isla Fisher (pics start here)
• Lucy Liu (pics start here)
• Rashida Jones (pics start here)
• Leighton Meester (pics start here)
• Taylor Swift (pics start here)
• Jessica Szohr (pics start here)
• Zoe Saldana (pics start here)
• Rosario Dawson (pics start here)
• Kerry Washington (pics start here)
• Hayley Atwell (pics start here)
• Emma Roberts (pics start here)
• Ashley Greene (pics start here)
• Elizabeth Banks (pics start here)
• Diane Kruger (pics start here)
• Michelle Williams (pics start here)
• Julianne Hough (pics start here)
• Karolina Kurkova (pics start here)
• Rosie Huntington-Whitely (pics start here)
• Doutzen Kroes (pics start here)
• Kate Hudson (pics start here)
• Kristen Stewart (pics start here)
• Brooklyn Decker (pics start here)
• Melania Trump (pics start here)
• Penelope Cruz (pics start here)
  

*171 Costume Institute Gala pictures total in the gallery:

Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson

Note to self: start dating Diane Kruger. From the San Francisco Chronicle:

German actress Diane Kruger has been put off the idea of marriage for good following her failed union to French actor/director Guillaume Canet, insisting relationships are based on commitment, not "paper." The "Inglorious Basterds" star wed Canet when she was 25, but the couple split five years later and its divorce was finalized in 2006. She moved on and began dating former "Dawson's Creek" star Joshua Jackson shortly afterward, but she admits she doesn't see a wedding in their future because she doesn't have faith in the exchanging of vows.

Kruger tells Glamour magazine, "Without sounding pessimistic, I learned that I don't believe in marriage. I believe in commitment that you make in your heart. There's no paper that will make you stay."

It sounds like Diana is afraid of commitment the most perfect girlfriend ever. And she's right, too. Why should a guy have to prove his affection for someone by buying a huge ring, celebrating with a lavish party, and signing a piece of paper? In the Stone Age, if a guy liked a girl he just hit her over the head and dragged her back to his place. So a lot like how Chris Brown dates today.

*15 Diane Kruger pictures total in the gallery:

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Diane Kruger at the 2009 CFDA Fashion Awards at the Lincoln Center in New York (6/15)

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Diane Kruger at the Metropolitan Opera 125th anniversary gala in New York (3/15)