Devon James

Devon James at the "Exxxotica Expo 2010" in Chicago (7/17)

I've got some bad news for those of you really wanting to see Tiger Woods have sexual relations with a soulless skank. First off, you're a sick freak. Seriously, why would you want to see that? Secondly, there's no sex tape. There never was. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Given that many of porn star Devon James' tales about her trysts with Tiger Woods have revealed gross exaggerations, it's probably no surprise her much-touted "sex tape" of the tarnished golf star has turned out to be a bust.

In bankruptcy documents filed in Florida by James and her husband, it's disclosed that there is no Woods video. However, since James and her husband, Nick, are still collecting payments for that faux sex tape on their website, the Florida authorities have opened a fraud investigation.

Wait just a second here. Is the Sun Times suggesting that a woman that films her sexual exploits for money, sleeps with married men, and doesn't repay her financial obligations may be trying to defraud horny men? The hell you say! If a morally-bankrupt prostitute with no class and even less self-respect can be so easily judged in the court of public opinion, I ask you: What hope is there for the rest of us?

*5 Devon James pictures total in the gallery:

Joslyn James leaving Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood (5/8)

Did you know that every time two porn stars fight, an angel loses its wings? It's sad but true. From TMZ:

TMZ has learned a Tiger Woods mistress got the shaft off set as well as on -- while shooting a Tiger porn spoof -- because she claims another mistress stole all her money while she wasn't looking.

Joslyn James -- mistress 11 -- says she was on the San Fernando Valley set for Vivid's upcoming porn "Three Mistresses" when another mistress in the skin flick allegedly went into her purse and snatched a $100 bill, a bracelet and a cell phone.

Joslyn tells us she's on her way to file a police report, fingering Devon James ... mistress 15. Joslyn claims Devon was in the dressing room with full access to her purse while she was shooting the scene.

We could not reach Devon for comment. Police are on the hunt.

According to Devon, she couldn't have stolen the money and jewelry from Joslyn because, at the time of the theft, she had her fist halfway up another woman's colon while shooting a scene for: OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST PUT YOUR FIST HALFWAY UP ANOTHER WOMAN'S COLON -- the prequel. That's a pretty damn good alibi if you ask me, maybe the best ever.

*10 pics total in the gallery: