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Derek Jeter’s banging Minka Kelly

Jessica Biel? Check. Scarlett Johansson? Check. Jordana Brewster? Check. Mariah Carey? Check. Miss Universe Lara Dutta? Check. Gabrielle Union? Check. Jessica Alba? Check. Adriana Lima? Check. Vanessa Minnillo? Check. And now Derek Jeter can add Minka Kelly to the list. The two were seen having dinner together Monday night in New York. The New York Post says:

Was the mystery guy spotted slinking around the Empire Hotel with smoldering starlet Minka Kelly Yankee star Derek Jeter? Though Kelly’s publicist put the kibosh on our query about a male suitor at the Empire (the rep told Page Six Kelly’s dad was the only guy with her in the hotel), OK! magazine reports the “Friday Night Lights” actress was wined and dined at Kobe Club by Jeter on Monday. “She’s still playing the field,” one source told us. (Source)

Now Jeter’s landed Minka Kelly? Christ, this guy’s been in more poon than Kotex. The only explanation I can come up with for the amount of hot chicks this guy’s banged over the years is that his dick must play Sex and the City* re-runs on it. BTW, if Minka’s “playing the field”, she’s the only one right now. Jeter injured his wrist this week and has been shelved. On a related note, I injured my wrist this week too . . . thinking of all the hot ass he’s tapped.

*Opening May 30th! I can’t wait, can you?!!!!!1!!1!

Are things cooling down between Derek Jeter and Jessica Biel? According to the New York Post, the two have been doing some very public flirting with other celebrities lately:

Last weekend, Biel flirted with Justin Timberlake while Jeter was at Atlantis in the Bahamas for the Michael Jordan Golf Tournament, where Biel seemed to be the last thing on his mind. Saturday night, Jeter was “flirting madly” with Gabrielle Union, our source said. When DJ Cassidy played “Put It in Your Mouth” by Akinyle, Jeter and Union dirty-danced before leaving together.

I’ve said before and I’ll say it again: Derek Jeter is God. He’s plowed through so much unbelievably fine ass that he gets a lifetime free pass from me. He could start nailing a dude tomorrow and I’d be like “I’ll tell ya’ what–that Derek Jeter has great taste in men.” Hell, he could start dating a first-aid kit and I’d praise him for being so safe and practical.

I admit it. This story was just an excuse for me to post more Jessica Biel bikini candids. After the jump…

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Being surrounded by all those Puerto Rican ballplayers has finally worn off on Derek Jeter. According to Us weekly magazine, he and Jessica Biel rang in the new year in … San Juan. Looking fit and tan as usual, the couple

bonded over days of volleyball and yacht-cruising, then cozied up in a $1,400-a-night Cliffside villa, complete with personal butler.

Spending your time with Jessica Biel playing “days of volleyball” and “yacht cruising” sounds like a load of bull to me. According to a much more accurate report by the butler, what they were doing could generally be classified as “having sex all day, and then passing out on the beach. Then more sex.”