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Dennis Quaid is drunk

It pays to have fans. Dennis Quaid got a free pass on a DUI last night by a friendly cop. From Pacific Coast News:

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Wednesday October 21 2009. Dennis Quaid has a change of heart about driving home after talking to a police officer! Having attended the premiere of the movie "One Peace at a Time", Dennis and wife Kimberly Buffington headed to Philippe's restaurant for dinner. When hometime came, Quaid was seen climbing into the driver's seat of his car. A passing police officer (not pictured, but shown in video) stopped for a chat with the Hollywood star and persuaded him that driving home might not be such a good idea. Quaid agreed with the officer, parked the vehicle and went back inside the restaurant to order a cab!

I know what you're thinking: "This isn't fair. The exact same thing happened to Stephanie Pratt on Sunday but she was arrested." While the two situations certainly seem similar, the big difference is that Dennis actually isn't a worthless whore. Also, he played beloved chemistry teacher turned Major League Baseball player Jim Morris in Disney's 2002 classic The Rookie. If that doesn't get you a free pass to drive drunk around the streets of West Hollywood, I don't know what does.

Dennis Quaid's newborn twins fighting for their lives

Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angles is doing their best to kill Dennis Quaid's newborn twins, Thomas Boone and Zoe Grace. TMZ is breaking news that both of the actor's 12-day-old twins are fighting for their lives right now after accidentally being given a mega-dose of Heparin, an anti-coagulant:

Babies typically get 10 units. Our sources say they were each mistakenly given 10,000 units. The drug is used to flush out IV lines and prevent blood clots. We're told one dose was given on Sunday morning, another on Sunday evening. We're told late Sunday night, both babies started to "bleed out." Both babies are now at Cedars in the neo-natal intensive care unit where we're told they are stable. (Source)

Infant death can be a touchy subject for some so I'll just post this picture of a bear riding a bicycle and call it a story. Look at it go!

Bear riding a bicycle!