Denise Richards

Charlie Sheen has some balls

Life & Style claims that a few hours before police were called to The Plaza Hotel on Sunday night -- finding Charlie Sheen naked, his room trashed, and a hooker hiding in his closet -- Charlie had a quiet dinner with friends . . . "friends" that included his ex-wife Denise Richards and the hooker. That bitch better not have ordered the most expensive thing on the menu. Hookers always do that. From the mag:

"They were all dining at Daniel, a posh restaurant on the upper east side near The Plaza," says an eyewitness. "Charlie was rowdy from the beginning like he had been drinking prior.”

The group attempted to have a civilized dinner, but things quickly took a turn for the worse. “Charlie was stumbling and loud and being very frisky and touchy-feely," the eyewitness tells Life & Style. "Charlie and his date excused themselves to the bathroom together, for a long time. You don't have to be an investigator to know what was going on in that bathroom."

Ex-wife Denise Richards, who is in town with her and Charlie's kids, stopped by to join the dinner, but "looked like she had enough" of Charlie's antics and excused herself from the table.

Wow, this guy loves hookers so much he actually takes them out to dinner before banging them. What a true gentleman in every sense of the word. "Before snorting coke off your tits and violently cornholing you in the ass, you simply must try the Duck Terrine with Honeycrisp Apple. It's divine."

*15 Charlie Sheen pictures total in the gallery:

Denise Richards bikini pictures!

Here's some staged bikini pics of Denise Richards taken late last week in her backyard. In other words, her career is pretty much over. Trust me, it's a very short leap from staged bikini pics to something really embarrassing like amateur MILF porn. And it's an even shorter leap from amateur MILF porn to something really really embarrassing like guest-starring on NCIS: Los Angeles. *shudders*

*10 Denise Richards bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Denise Richards needs to lay off the Botox

Denise Richards debuted her new face at the "6th Annual Pink Party" at Drai's at The W in Hollywood on Saturday night (here's what she used to look like). And since everyone at the party has mothers who taught them that if they don't have anything nice to say, they shouldn't say anything at all, the entire nightclub was silent. It was pretty awkward.

*16 Denise Richards Botox pictures total in the gallery:

Denise Richards bikini pics!

Wow, RealDolls are getting more and more life-like every day. That one looks almost exactly like Denise Richards . . . well besides the absence of life in its eyes -- you can't recreate that in a sex doll.

UPDATE: Celebslam reader Bill says that actually is Denise. What an asshole that guy is!

*12 pictures total in the gallery:

Denise Richards and Richie Sambora in Hawaii in 2007

Are Denise Richards and Richie Sambora making wrinkly, washed-up love again? Sure, why not. Via the San Francisco Chronicle:

Actress Denise Richards has revived her romance with ex-boyfriend Richie Sambora, according to reports. The former Bond girl briefly dated rocker Sambora in 2006 following the breakdown of their marriages to actors Charlie Sheen and Heather Locklear, respectively. But they recently rekindled their relationship and have been dating for weeks, according to the National Enquirer.

A source tells the tabloid, "Denise and Richie never really stopped loving each other."

The insider adds Richards and the Bon Jovi star have chosen to keep their reunion under wraps as their exes battle their own troubles in the press.

It's so sweet when two aging has-beens can get together, find love, and compare plastic surgery scars. If Denise really is into overweight white guys who haven't had a hit in ages, she should date the Baltimore Orioles. When you think about it, these two might just be perfect for each other: Richie can't see his toes because of his stomach and Denise can't see that she's an insufferable bitch because of her ego.

*36 pics total in the gallery:

Denise Richards shopping in L.A. (8/28)

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+ AnnaLynne McCord as a slutty dominatrix [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Daniel Craig is sort of a pussy [The Superficial]
+ Lindsay Lohan side boob [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Katherine Heigl temporarily fired from Grey's Anatomy [Dlisted]
+ The new Miss Universe does New York . . . not like that [moejackson]
+ Jon Gosselin says his ex-wife was abusive [The Blemish]
+ Madonna and Sean Penn an item again? [Cele|bitchy]

+ The art of boobouflage [CityRag]
+ My new favorite boobs angle [Double Viking]
+ Easiest way to make your award irrelevant? Nominate Megan Fox. [Pajiba]
+ Jillian Murray has some nice legs [Derek Hail]

Denise Richards topless!

Some uncensored footage from an episode of Denise Richards: It's Complicated was "accidentally" leaked to the Internets. Seems like a cheap ratings stunt to me. The sad thing is, it's probably gonna work. I could easily see ratings double to 60 -- possibly 70 -- viewers. What a huge career boost for Denise.

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of Denise Richards topless, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

Denise Richards bikini pics! (Maui - 6/23)

Weird, I was actually thinking about going to Maui yesterday until I realized I couldn't because I have four cents in my checking account. It's crazy the way I think like a celebrity sometimes. I'm practically famous.

Denise Richards bikini pics! (Maui - 6/22)

I'm not a parent so maybe I'm not the best person to comment on this, but should you really let your kids swim in the ocean wearing a floaty with pictures of fish on it? Seems like it'd be better to let your kids swim in the ocean wearing a floaty -- oh I don't know -- without pictures of a shark's primary source of food.

Denise Richards out and about in Pacific Palisades (6/10)

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