+ Katherine Heigl temporarily fired from Grey's Anatomy [Dlisted]
+ The new Miss Universe does New York . . . not like that [moejackson]
+ Jon Gosselin says his ex-wife was abusive [The Blemish]
+ Madonna and Sean Penn an item again? [Cele|bitchy]
+ The art of boobouflage [CityRag]
+ My new favorite boobs angle [Double Viking]
+ Easiest way to make your award irrelevant? Nominate Megan Fox. [Pajiba]
+ Jillian Murray has some nice legs [Derek Hail]
Some uncensored footage from an episode of Denise Richards: It's Complicated was "accidentally" leaked to the Internets. Seems like a cheap ratings stunt to me. The sad thing is, it's probably gonna work. I could easily see ratings double to 60 -- possibly 70 -- viewers. What a huge career boost for Denise.
NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of Denise Richards topless, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then
click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
Weird, I was actually thinking about going to Maui yesterday until I realized I couldn't because I have four cents in my checking account. It's crazy the way I think like a celebrity sometimes. I'm practically famous.
I'm not a parent so maybe I'm not the best person to comment on this, but should you really let your kids swim in the ocean wearing a floaty with pictures of fish on it? Seems like it'd be better to let your kids swim in the ocean wearing a floaty -- oh I don't know -- without pictures of a shark's primary source of food.
+ Sean Penn might be in rehab [Dlisted]
+ Karolina Kurkova = FAIL [Bastardly]
+ Megan Fox disses fat kid [The Blemish]
+ Reporter calls Michelle Pfeiffer "old and decrepit" to her face [Cele|bitchy]
+ Cristiano Ronaldo gets the gayest massage ever [CityRag]
+ Those boobs were a wise investment [Double Viking]
+ Five DVD sequels you didn't even know existed [Pajiba]
+ Greece has some hot chicks [Derek Hail]
Denise Richards revealed to Howard Stern on Thursday that she's had three boob jobs. From Us Weekly:
"I was 19, and my roommate had the best boobs ever, and she had just had hers done," she said with a laugh. "I was flat as a board, and I thought 'Whoa, you can just buy them' and stupidly had them done!"
After her first operation, she said her breasts looked "way too big for my body."
So she had a second one.
"The next guy put bigger ones in, and it was not good -- they were a D!" she said, adding that her doctor assumed she wanted to look more voluptuous because she's an actress.
The third procedure fixed everything.
I'm sorry but if you've had three boob jobs, you should at least be sporting a DDD chest. You can't go back and forth. That's violating the law of nature. It'd be like if I had three penis surgeries. I wouldn't go from 10" to 12" to 14" and then back to 10". By the end of that third surgery, you better believe I'd have a penis I could rope cattle with.
+ Regiane Brunnquel is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Sambhavna Seth is rather attractive [Holy Taco]
+ Michael Vick is living it up on house arrest [Bossip]
+ I thought this dude died years ago [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Denise Richards butchers "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
Denise Richards was invited to sing the traditional seventh inning song "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" last Friday at the Chicago Cubs game. Hmmm, how best to describe her performance . . . Have you heard of Susan Boyle? She was the rather "unkempt" lady on Britain's Got Talent who shocked everybody a few weeks ago with her incredible performance of "I Dreamed a Dream" from Les Misérables. Well Denise was absolutely nothing like her whatsoever. I'd rather listen to two cats fighting than her singing again.
You didn't think that headline was actually true, did you? Why the hell would I write about that? From the Chicago Sun Times:
"There are a lot of smiling faces around here today," said a "Dancing With the Stars" staff member Wednesday -- gloating about Denise Richards being booted off the show.
"We all couldn't stand her and her diva attitude, and I think her snottiness all came through to the public as well. ... Even though the judges gave her better scores than Holly [Madison], the people voted against her," the source said. "She's just not appealing. ... Made our day!" (Source)
Even with her low scores, it's obvious why the public chose Holly: she's younger, hotter, and generally more naked than Denise. They probably empathized with Holly more too -- this is the first time in years she's been able to move around with a guy without worrying about him breaking his hip. Besides, if the public wanted to see a diva/bitch flail around on TV and make an ass out of herself, they wouldn't tune in to Dancing with the Stars, they'd watch Tyra.
