Denise Richards

Denise Richards going through security at LAX airport (1/29)

+ Christina Aguilera . . . um . . . um [The Superficial]

+ Guess that ribcage tattoo [Celebuzz]
+ Irina Shayk gets topless for some clothing company [Drunken Stepfather]
+ The 14 sexiest female celebs from the Great Lakes state [Linkiest]
+ Natalie Portman showing the MILF hotness [Popoholic]

+ It's the Tomb Raider porno! [Guyism]
+ Rihanna rocking the tight leather pants [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Fabiana Semprebom is a hot Brazilian you need to know [Brobible]
+ A ton of hot chicks at the SAG Awards [moejackson]

+ Nicole Scherzinger pretty much got fired [Just Jared]
+ Aw snap bitch! [The Blemish]
+ Awk. Ward. [Dlisted]
+ Katherine Heigl's career is over [Cele|bitchy]

*20 Denise Richards pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, January 17

Denise Richards shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Jessica Alba leaving ABC Studios in New York (pics start here)

Rachael Leigh Cook shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

Ali Larter leaving a juice bar in Hollywood (pics start here)

Michelle Rodriguez arriving at The Staples Center in L.A. to watch the Lakers vs. Mavericks game (pics start here)

Kate Winslet and her boyfriend Ned Rocknroll arriving at Heathrow airport in London from LAX (pics start here)

Elijah Wood leaving the Roxbury Medical Center in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Pippa Middleton out and about in London (pics start here)

Kelsey Grammer out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Anna Torv filming Fringe in Vancouver (pics start here)

Tobey Maguire, wife Jennifer Meyer, and their kids Ruby and Otis on their to way to a park in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Alyson Hannigan running errands in L.A. (pics start here)

David Schwimmer leaving Kings Road Cafe in Studio City (pics start here)

*111 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Denise Richards leaving Jimmy Kimmel Live! studios in Hollywood (8/4)

Denise Richards must be made of money or something because she turned down $100k to guest star on the season premiere of Two and Half Men. In related news, Denise Richards looks like that now, so adjust your masturbating accordingly. From Life & Style:

Producers had hoped the 40-year-old would play one of Charlie Sheen’s former flames on his character’s funeral. “They wanted to bring back a real ex,” the source tells Life & Style. It was hard for Denise to say no because “she really wants to get back into TV,” says a friend.

But ultimately, she turned down the offer. “Charlie would’ve gone crazy, and Denise knows where her bread is buttered,” the source adds.

Obviously Denise didn't do the show because she "knows where her bread is buttered." Why would she agree to collect $100k for a one-time appearance when she knows she could make 100x that by not rocking the boat? That would be like cutting off her nose to spite her face or getting a breast reduction to end her career. Oh wait, she already did that.

*11 Denise Richards pictures total in the gallery:

Denise Richards arriving on a flight at LAX airport (8/28)

+ Jennifer Aniston's boyfriend is, like, so hardcore [Just Jared]

+ Imogen Thomas' big bikini boobs (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Hilary Duff still has a nice ass [Popoholic]
+ Doutzen Kroes' bikini body [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Olivia Wilde is half of your lesbian sex fantasy of the week [Caught on Set]

+ Madonna is a crotchety old bag [Cele|bitchy]
+ Steven Seagal will kill your puppy [Evil Beet]
+ Sweet holy hell Tori Spelling is ugly [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ Angelina Jolie's daughter is definitely a tomboy [I'm Not Obsessed]

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*17 Denise Richards pictures total in the gallery:

Denise Richards has implants regret

No intro means it's Friday, I'm drunk, and I don't want to say anything racist. From Us Weekly:

"When I was 19, a doctor put in bigger implants than what I asked for. I was in such a hurry to get them that I didn't research my doctor," Denise Richards says. "I just thought because they're a plastic surgeon, they must be good. You have to be your advocate for your own body and ask 100 questions."

When she met with another surgeon to have them corrected, the doctor gave her even larger implants. "I felt very vulnerable," she tells Us. "I was getting ready to film [1998's] Wild Things, and I didn't want to get into a lawsuit with some plastic surgeon. It wasn't right what the doctor did, but it is what it is."

Denise now regrets getting her boob jobs? How convenient. She sure as shit didn't feel bad about getting them when she was cashing her paychecks for Starship Troopers and Wild Things. She probably made more money in those years because of plastics than DuPont. The bottom line is that Denise needs to just shut her ungrateful mouth and be thankful for the gifts that God and saline solution gave her.

*30 Denise Richards bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Charlie Sheen at the tour afterparty at Enclave nightclub in Chicago (4/3)

Hmmmm, I wonder if Denise Richards' "spy" joined in on the "Fuck that bitch" chant Charlie Sheen led his Cleveland audience in at his show on Tuesday? From the Chicago Sun Times:

L.A. sources close to Sheen’s ex-wife Denise Richards and soon-to-be-ex Brooke Mueller tell me the two women both have arranged for tickets to be bought for all of Sheen’s shows so their personal spies can record the actor’s comments about them — in case those rants are needed for further legal proceedings.

These women are pathetic if they need to send someone to spy on Charlie at his shows. Not because they're stalking him, but because they actually need MORE evidence than they already have for "further legal proceedings." At this point, they could basically play any one of the TV appearances he's made in the last month and just say, "Exhibit A, your Honor. We rest our case." We're not exactly talking about Marbury v. Madison here.

*12 Charlie Sheen pictures total in the gallery:

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards in 2002

After Charlie's Sheen's infamous meltdown at The Plaza Hotel last year, he basically stopped caring for his two pugs (which were actually Denise Richards' but she let them stay at Charlie's house so her kids could play during their visits). From TMZ:

Things were ok for a while, but after Charlie's meltdown at the Plaza hotel in NYC, Denise started getting calls that the pugs were malnourished and neglected. Things became so alarming, we're told Denise went to Charlie's and he gave her the dogs.  Sadly, one of them died of malnutrition, but the other is ok.

Now Charlie wants the dog back, and sources say he just wants the pooch as a mascot on his tour bus.

You dog lovers have to look at the bright side of this story: when I die, I would love to be buried in the backyard of a huge mansion next to a bunch of hookers. That little doggy is going to be the envy of all his buddies in Heaven whose bodies were just tossed into trash cans.

*5 Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards pictures total in the gallery:

Denise Richards in Maui (1/1)

+ Rosie Huntington-Whitely's bikini has moved on to Aguilla [Just Jared]

+ It's Mila Jovovich's boobs (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ This dude is blowing the hell up [PopEater]
+ Victoria Silvstedt's itsy bitsy bikini [Popoholic]
+ Whitney Cummings upskirt [TaxiDriverMovie]

+ Violence was Mel Gibson's Viagra [Cele|bitchy]
+ Andreea Mantea can fill out a bra [Holy Taco]
+ Who beat up Adam Sandler? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ Wise decision [I'm Not Obsessed]

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*30 Denise Richards bikini photos total in the gallery:

Denise Richards bikini pictures! (Maui - 12/31)

+ The best ass of 2010? [IDLYITW]

+ Reese Witherspoon jogging in spandex [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Lindsay is in really big trouble this time. Honest. [PopEater]
+ Julia Ormands boobs (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Now that is a fur coat [Celebuzz]

+ Um, cool? [College Humor]
+ Celebs in drag [Socialite Life]
+ I think she needs a bigger top [Double Viking]
+ Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal broke up [I'm Not Obsessed]

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*39 Denise Richards bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, December 28

Denise Richards at Kahului Airport in Maui (pics start here)

Charlotte Casiraghi at Ipanema Beach in Brazil (pics start here)

Emmanuelle Chriqui leaving the ArcLight Hollywood at the Cinerama Dome after catching a movie (pics start here)

Kim Porter (Diddy's girlfriend) on a yacht in St. Barts (pics start here)

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian arriving at LAX airport to catch a flight to Cabo San Lucas (pics start here)

Elle Macpherson in Aspen (pics start here)

Jessica Alba (and husband Cash Warren) arriving at LAX airport to catch a flight to Cabo San Lucas (pics start here)

Paulina Rubio at Miami Beach (pics start here)

Liev Schreiber out and about in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian heading to a studio in Culver City (pics start here)

Paris Hilton at Health Mart Pharmacy in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Taylor Swift boarding a private jet at Providenciales International Airport in Turks & Caicos (pics start here)

Jane Lynch shopping at The Grove in Hollywood (pics start here)

*114 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery: