Deena Nicole Cortese

Deena Nicole Cortese arriving back at the Jersey Shore house in Seaside Heights (6/28)

That hot, my friends. That hot.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: Deena Nicole Cortese is clearly into seconds

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Deena Nicole Cortese in Seaside Heights, New Jersey (6/20)

Since posting pics of Jersey Shore's Deena Nicole Cortese at the beach earlier this month, I've received a barrage of expletive-laden emails (one at last count) from men threatening bodily harm upon me if I don't post more of Deena's -- and I quote here -- "saggy ass wonder titties." So here you go, Dad. Now leave me alone.

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Deena Nicole Cortese bikini pics!

The Jersey Shore cast is back in Seaside Heights to film the newest season, so you know what that means: drunken antics, and in this case, bikini pics. That's Deena Nicole Cortese at the beach yesterday. Wow, she has an incredible body. With her low center of gravity, she would make an awesome fullback. Anyone know if she's a free agent? *hint*hint* San Diego Chargers . . .

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Deena Nicole Cortese is one classy bro

Much like last month (see here), Jersey Shore's Deena Nicole Cortese was spotted walking around Seaside Heights today in her Ronald Reagan shorts (because the last time she fit into them, Ronald Reagan was President). And much like last month, a little piece of me just died.

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Deena Nicole Cortese bikini pics!

Gonna be posting a bunch of bikini pics today from the holiday weekend so I might as well get the hottest ones out of the way first. That's Deena from Jersey Shore in Seaside Heights on Saturday (sorry for the back-to-back Jersey Shore posts). You know what, good for Deena. Good for her for not being ashamed to flaunt her bikini body. Something else she's also apparently not ashamed to do? DOMINATE hot dog eating contests. She won that one at Coney Island yesterday, right?

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Deena Nicole Cortese shopping in Florence (6/9)

If you're like me, you can't get enough of Jersey Shore's Deena and her flabby ass. So here's some pics of her in Florence last week. Aw yeah baby. So hot. I just hope she doesn't fuck her body up by joining a gym. *fingers crossed*

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Deena Nicole Cortese outside the Jersey Shore house in Florence, Italy (5/23)

Flynet says Jersey Shore's Deena exposed "a little too much of her bottom" Monday while filming in Italy on Monday. So, what's the big deal? Deena's been working hard, eating lasagna and fettuccine alfredo literally every day to get an ass that hot. When you got it, flaunt it. I just hope Snooki doesn't wear a shirt showing off her belly. I'd be so turned on, my head might literally explode.

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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, August 19

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Julia Stiles on the set of Dexter in L.A. (pics start here)

Nadine Coyle (Girls Aloud) arriving at Heathrow airport (pics start here)

Danica McKellar (Winnie from The Wonder Years) signing copies of her new book Hot X: Algebra Exposed! at Warwick's in La Jolla (pics start here)

Karina Smirnoff at the Primp Clothing Spring 2011 collection launch at Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Kellan Lutz arriving at LAX airport (pics start here)

Actress Nikki Sanderson (Coronation Street) leaving the This Morning studio in London (pics start here)

Snooki and Deena Nicole Cortese filming Jersey Shore in Seaside Heights, New Jersey (pics start here)

Hilary Duff arriving at a hair salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Sylvester Stallone signing autographs outside his hotel in New York (pics here)

Amy Adams out and about in Studio City (pics start here)

Kelly Rowland and Brandy leaving Katsuya restaurant in West Hollywood after having dinner (pics start here)

Jennifer Aniston outside ABC studios in New York (pics start here)

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