Dean McDermott

Tori Spelling is topless

Dean McDermott tweeted a picture of his son Liam last night. Oh yeah, AND HIS WIFE TORI SPELLING'S BOOBS. Which is weird, because you know, those monstrosities are kinda hard to miss. In other awkward news, Tori Spelling apparently just lays around the house topless. NOTE TO SELF: decline all future dinner party invitations from Tori Spelling.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Tori Spelling pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*5 Tori Spelling pictures total in the gallery:

Tori Spelling leaving the All Saints Episcopal Church in Pasadena (7/15)

Earlier this month, Tori Spelling's husband Dean McDermott punctured and collapsed a lung after a pretty gnarly dirt bike accident . . . or as Tori called it "a publicity opportunity." From the Chicago Sun Times:

While various Hollywood folks claim Tori Spelling went out of her way to turn husband Dean McDermott's release from the hospital into a big media event, the TV personality tweeted just the opposite. One of Spelling's tweets blared, "SUPER disrespectful for tons of paparazzi to follow us and take pics as our family is trying to enter hospital ... NOT COOL!"

Interesting, given several of my L.A. paparazzi pals insist it was Spelling herself who tipped them to McDermott's hospitalization for injuries from a dirt-bike crash -- and the timing of his release.

Tori's doing it all wrong. If she wants to say one thing but do another, she shouldn't live in Hollywood. She should live in Washington D.C. Besides, if they hadn't been tipped off, there's a simple reason why the paparazzi never would have known Dean was in the hospital: no one cares. From now on, if Tori wants to garner attention, she should do it the way she's done it for the past 15 years: bad mouth her mom show off her tits.

*28 pictures total in the gallery:

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott leaving Michael's craft store in Encino (11/3)

This may come as quite a shock, but no one is happier that Tori Spelling and her mom Candy reconciled than Tori's jobless husband Dean. Tori's finally gonna pay like a broken slot machine! From E! Online:

Last week, E! News learned exclusively that the long-running feud between Candy and Tori Spelling is coming to an end...and Aaron's widow isn't the only person happy about the reunion.

"It's a wonderful, positive thing," Tori's husband, Dean McDermott, told E! News today at an event in New York City celebrating his ABC Family movie, Santa Baby 2: Christmas Maybe. "At the risk of sounding corny, we need more positive stuff in this world, so it's a good thing."

After years of careful planning, Dean's 3 step master plan is almost complete. Step 1. Marry a rich heiress. Step 2. Get her pregnant. Step 3. Wait . . . for her mom's funeral. I got ten bucks on it that Dean shows up to Candy's funeral in some kind of gold-plated car. And with a girlfriend.

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott leaving the 'Hollywood Spectacle' grand opening party in West Hollywood (8/12)

Tori Spelling is pissed at Star magazine's claims that her marriage to Dean "Poor Man's K-Fed" McDermott is "loveless." Shortly after the story was published last week, she tweeted:

Dean&I read STAR 2gthr&were grossed out@uncreative lies but made us appreciateR life&love more&made us sad4those tht spread lies.Bad Mo Jo!

In the story, a friend of Dean's claims that he's only married to Tori for the money (what year is this, 1993?):

"There is no question Dean is with Tori for the money and the fame," Michael Olifiers, an actor who's been friends with Dean for years, tells Star in a world exclusive interview. "Dean's always been desperate to become famous. He craved being in the spotlight and Tori's his ticket to that life."

But he didn't always have kind words for the woman who became his wife and mother of his two children. The night before Dean left to film Mind Over Murder in 2005, he fired off a barrage of cruel barbs aimed at Tori, says Michael. "I can't believe I have to kiss her," Dean joked. "She looks like a horse!"

When asked by Celebslam if she would like to comment on the allegations that Dean cracked cruel jokes at her expense, Tori replied, "Neigh."