Dayana Mendoza at Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas (6/6)
I don't know how I missed these pics last week (I blame the rum). I
love when hot chicks in bikinis do stuff! I also love playing dress-up
more than a 28-year-old man with a college degree probably should. I'm
an astronaut!
Dayana Mendoza Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza at the Billboard Latin Music Award in Miami (4/23)
Dayana Mendoza bikini pics! (3/4)
That's Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza at Atlantis Resort in the Bahamas on Wednesday. If you got past the fifth word in that sentence without masturbating at least once, you're definitely gay.
Dayana Mendoza bikini pics! (3/4)
That's it, I'm selling all of my earthly possessions and following Dayana around the world, a la Phish or the Grateful Dead. I'm gonna set up a tent outside her hotel every night -- maybe smoke a little weed -- and wait until she offers me her hand in marriage. Or gets a restraining order.

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iss Universe Dayana Mendoza at the 2008 Global Leadership Awards Gala held at The Waldorf-Astoria in New York (10/1)

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iss Universe 2008 Dayana Mendoza at a screening of Holly at the Hearst Tower in New York (8/5)