David Spade

David Spade and a mystery woman out and about in Beverly Hills (4/20)

When do you think the last time David Spade went on a date with someone who he was taller than? 1996? When Reagan was President? Ever?

*15 David Spade pictures total in the gallery:

David Spade and a "friend" leaving Paul McCartney's concert in L.A. last week

If David Spade wasn't famous, that Megan Fox-lookalike is the type of girl who'd be stealing his wallet and taping a "kick me" sign to his back, not asking questions like "Do you want to finish in my mouth?"

David Spade outside The Cheesecake Factory at The Grove in L.A. (4/21)

I need to get into the light bulb-changing business in Hollywood. Because celebrities are fucking idiots. From the National Enquirer:

How many dollars does it take to change a light bulb? If you're actor David Spade, the answer is a whopping $555! That's how much the star shelled out for a handyman to change about 20 bulbs in his gorgeous four bedroom, three-and-a-half bath Malibu Beach house. The repair company charged $250 to show up and another $250 for the first hour's work -- plus $55 for light bulbs, says the source. (Print Edition - 7/13)

David didn't shell out that kind of money to have his light bulbs changed because he's rich or lazy. He did it because he's too short to reach the sockets. Other things David has to pay someone to do around his house include getting cereal down from the top shelf, testing his smoke alarms, and reaching the thermostat. Of course, there is one thing he seems to be able to do very well by himself: grow old.

David Spade in Malibu (7/5)

A little tip ladies: You may want to leave your panties at the coat check before clicking on any of these pics of David Spade and his hot legs in Malibu on Sunday. I mean, let's not kid ourselves. You're gonna lose them anyway.

David Spade has a nice house

David Spade's beachfront home in Malibu. You can rent it for $65,000/mo during the summer.