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David Schwimmer might be gay

David Schwimmer, along with friends John Krasinski (The Office) and Joey Slotnick (Nip/Tuck), hit up New York bar Pastis the other night. Despite being two years removed from highly successful show Friends, Schwimmer still acted every part the mega-star. According to the New York Post:

"A sexy blond fan went over to talk to him, and he had this annoyed, very dismissive look on his face," our spy said. "John was taking it in a good-natured way, but David had that 'don't-bother-me' look." A hostess started to intercept, but the admirer took the hint and split.

I hate celebrities who act all high and mighty. David Schwimmer puts his pants on one leg at a time and cries after sex just the rest of us. The only difference is he uses 100s to light his cigars while I can only afford to use 20s...O.K. maybe that's not the only difference--I GUARANTEE I steal more office supplies than him.