
David Schwimmer, along with friends John Krasinski (The Office) and Joey Slotnick (Nip/Tuck), hit up New York bar Pastis the other night. Despite being two years removed from highly successful show Friends, Schwimmer still acted every part the mega-star. According to the New York Post:
"A sexy blond fan went over to talk to him, and he had this annoyed, very dismissive look on his face," our spy said. "John was taking it in a good-natured way, but David had that 'don't-bother-me' look." A hostess started to intercept, but the admirer took the hint and split.
I hate celebrities who act all high and mighty. David Schwimmer puts his pants on one leg at a time and cries after sex just the rest of us. The only difference is he uses 100s to light his cigars while I can only afford to use 20s...O.K. maybe that's not the only difference--I GUARANTEE I steal more office supplies than him.
"A sexy blond fan went over to talk to him, and he had this annoyed, very dismissive look on his face," our spy said. "John was taking it in a good-natured way, but David had that 'don't-bother-me' look." A hostess started to intercept, but the admirer took the hint and split.
I hate celebrities who act all high and mighty. David Schwimmer puts his pants on one leg at a time and cries after sex just the rest of us. The only difference is he uses 100s to light his cigars while I can only afford to use 20s...O.K. maybe that's not the only difference--I GUARANTEE I steal more office supplies than him.
"A sexy blond fan went over to talk to him, and he had this annoyed, very dismissive look on his face," our spy said. "John was taking it in a good-natured way, but David had that 'don't-bother-me' look." A hostess started to intercept, but the admirer took the hint and split.
I hate celebrities who act all high and mighty. David Schwimmer puts his pants on one leg at a time and cries after sex just the rest of us. The only difference is he uses 100s to light his cigars while I can only afford to use 20s...O.K. maybe that's not the only difference--I GUARANTEE I steal more office supplies than him.
"A sexy blond fan went over to talk to him, and he had this annoyed, very dismissive look on his face," our spy said. "John was taking it in a good-natured way, but David had that 'don't-bother-me' look." A hostess started to intercept, but the admirer took the hint and split.
I hate celebrities who act all high and mighty. David Schwimmer puts his pants on one leg at a time and cries after sex just the rest of us. The only difference is he uses 100s to light his cigars while I can only afford to use 20s...O.K. maybe that's not the only difference--I GUARANTEE I steal more office supplies than him.
"A sexy blond fan went over to talk to him, and he had this annoyed, very dismissive look on his face," our spy said. "John was taking it in a good-natured way, but David had that 'don't-bother-me' look." A hostess started to intercept, but the admirer took the hint and split.
I hate celebrities who act all high and mighty. David Schwimmer puts his pants on one leg at a time and cries after sex just the rest of us. The only difference is he uses 100s to light his cigars while I can only afford to use 20s...O.K. maybe that's not the only difference--I GUARANTEE I steal more office supplies than him.
"A sexy blond fan went over to talk to him, and he had this annoyed, very dismissive look on his face," our spy said. "John was taking it in a good-natured way, but David had that 'don't-bother-me' look." A hostess started to intercept, but the admirer took the hint and split.
I hate celebrities who act all high and mighty. David Schwimmer puts his pants on one leg at a time and cries after sex just the rest of us. The only difference is he uses 100s to light his cigars while I can only afford to use 20s...O.K. maybe that's not the only difference--I GUARANTEE I steal more office supplies than him.













