David Duchovny


Minnie Driver at The Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic at Will Rogers State Historic Park in Pacific Palisades (10/9)

Minnie Driver and David Duchovny are totally doing it. Good for them. From Star:
Minnie Driver and David Duchovny first met on the set of 2000's Return to Me, and while the movie was forgettable, their chemistry was red hot -- and still is! Now that they're both single -- he and wife Tea Leoni divorced, and Minnie's romance with model Matt Felker recently went kaput -- the pair are enjoying a no-strings-attached relationship. "They aren't dating because they don't want to risk losing their friendship, so they're just hooking up," an insider tells Star. (Print Edition - 11/12)
Hey, stop the presses -- two ex-celebrities are screwing. I assume this is meant to be juicy gossip, but unfortunately it's not 1997 anymore and, like Minnie and David's careers, my time machine is out of gas. Honestly? I kinda feel like a voyeur for reporting on these civilians . . . like the time I posted a video of my brother banging his landlady on Facebook. It was pointless to do so and I think that there's a tiny possibility that maybe in some small way it might have lead to his divorce. Oopsy. OK, new rule on Celebslam: writing about non-celebrities banging is officially off limits.

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David Duchovny at the Golden Globes in Beverly Hills (1/11)

Recovering sex-addict David Duchovny is a Hollywood outcast. No one wanted anything to do with him Sunday at the Golden Globes. A "veteran Hollywood insider" seated near him told the Chicago Sun Times:
"Talk about people going to extreme lengths to avoid talking to him. I saw more than a few people take very circuitous routes to go from point 'A' to point 'B' to chat with someone near David's table -- just so they could avoid walking past him and being forced to say hi."

Backstage, others report Jane Krakowski ("30 Rock") made it pretty clear she was delighted to be a presenter at the Globes -- just not happy to be paired onstage with Duchovny. (Source)
Everyone's shunning the sex-addict? Really? This is fucking Hollywood, not 17th century colonial Massachusetts. Everyone has skeletons in their closet. Take Charlie Sheen for example. I think he literally might have a hooker's skeleton in his closet.

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