David Boreanaz and Kristina Hagan
David Boreanaz has been sleeping around on his hot wife Jaime (who looks really awesome naked
) for years so it comes as no surprise that he got himself into such a shitstorm
the past few months. What is a surprise is that his show Bones
was just renewed for a 6th(!) season. I mean, really? From the National Enquirer
In a boneheaded PR stunt that backfired, "Bones" star David Boreanaz brought wife Jaime and their two kids to the set on the very day headlines suddenly screamed that he'd been sued for sexual harassment by former show extra Kristina Hagan! Desperate to prove all's hunky-dory on the home front, Boreanaz had eyes rolling when he announced to cast and crew that he'd brought Jaime and the kids by to snuff ugly rumors that his marriage was in trouble.
Said my witness: "Then the couple acted overly affectionate, but it was all for show. David was kissing Jaime's neck, wrapping his arms around her affectionately...just being overly attentive." David's "happily married" masquerade failed to fool anyone, said the source. Coworkers laughed and whispered nonstop behind the star's back -- but "we all felt sorry for Jaime because everyone knows David has messed around with extras on the set for years."(Print Edition - 8/16)
Wait a second, are we supposed to believe that a trained actor who's appeared on countless television shows was PRETENDING to like his wife? Well I never! Actors can't masquerade and disguise their feelings that well . . . especially those on Bones
. Unfortunately for David, after banging so many extras, he probably won't be able to act away whatever STDs he's contracted -- he'll have to leave that sort of thing for the make-up department. *10 pictures total in the gallery:
"Everything's OK! Look how happy I am!"
Two weeks ago,
feeling extremely guilty about violating the sanctity of his marriage to former playmate Jaime Bergman
because he didn't want to pay any more hush money, David Boreanaz admitted
to the world that he'd been having an affair. Well I have some shocking news for you folks. It turns out he may have been sleeping with more than one woman *gasp* From Radar
He may not be Tiger Woods, but David Boreanaz is sure looking like a serial cheater.
The Bones star, who recently admitted to having an extra-marital affair with an unnamed woman, and who also has a hot affair with Tiger Woods’ mistress Rachel Uchitel, is now being linked to a third woman: porn star Gina Rodriguez. And RadarOnline.com has an eyewitness who saw Boreanaz and Rodriguez together at her house, go into her bedroom several times.
And although [Rodriguez] denies a sexual affair, RadaraOnline.com reached two sources who say it did happen. A source exclusively told RadarOnline.com, "Boreanaz turned up at an Easter party at the house with another guy and he ended-up staying the night. Gina had the master bedroom and suite at the house and I saw him walking around (not fully dressed) the following morning. I had the room next-door and could hear them laughing and giggling. Gina told me after he left that he was a 'really cute and fun guy.' On another occasion one of my friends drove them to the Guys And Dolls nightclub, and I saw him at the house on at least three more occasions after that.
"David and Gina talked on the phone often. She knew that he was married, but she didn’t seem to care. She claimed that they were ‘just friends,’ but obviously the relationship was much more than that. I think they casually dated for a few months and the relationship seemed pretty casual but Gina really liked David."
To quote one of the greatest philosophers of the 20th Century*, "A man is only as faithful as his options." The fact that a famous person with untold wealth cheated on his spouse really shouldn't be that surprising in this day and age. What's actually surprising is that this Gina chick didn't keep David's text messages, emails, stained bedsheets, and half-eaten peanut butter & jelly sandwich to auction off to the highest bidding tabloid.
Mahatma Gandhi Mother Teresa
Chris Rock*10 pics total in the gallery:
David Boreanaz and his wife Jaime Bergman Bones
star David Boreanaz announced yesterday that he cheated on his wife, former Playboy
Playmate Jaime Bergman. There were some rumors
last year that he was having an affair with professional whore Rachel Uchitel
. While I'm sure that was true, she isn't the specific whore David admitted to banging in this situation. Gee, what a swell guy. From TMZ
We're told Boreanaz had a short-term relationship with the woman -- one source says they hooked up "2 or 3 times." Sources say he started paying her money -- several thousand dollars here and there -- but she began demanding more, threatening to go public with the affair. Boreanaz then confessed the affair to Jaime Bergman, his wife of 9 years.
Enter Gloria Allred, who reps the mistress. Allred contacted Boreanaz's lawyer -- legal pit bull Marty Singer -- and demanded 6 figures.
Wait a minute, isn't that called "extortion"? How is that legal? Gloria Allred is the fucking devil, only uglier.
Boreanaz then blunted the attack by going public with his affair. He has refused to pay the mistress another cent.
Dammit, I feel so bad for Jaime. She's just trying to get by in this crazy thing called life and her husband's out spreading seed faster than a gardener on meth. What a betrayal. If it helps comfort her -- and I don't see why it wouldn't -- she'll be in my thoughts all day . . . especially as I'm looking at nude pictures of her here
strong Jaime!*19 pics total in the gallery:
Rachel Uchitel arriving to LAX airport
Turns out Tiger Woods' marriage isn't the only one Rachel Uchitel
broke up. She also had an affair with the very-married David Boreanaz, star of the TV show Bones
. How fitting. From Radar
RadarOnline.com has confirmed the affair with a source close to Boreanaz, who chided the actor for being a fool and said at first he tried to lie his way out of the situation, before finally admitting it to people close to him.
Adding to the scandal factor is that Boreanaz’s wife Jaime Bergman was pregnant while he cheated on her with Uchitel. Uchitel has now been linked to Tiger Woods by the National Enquirer and although she has denied a romantic relationship with him, the story exploded nationally when Tiger drove into a tree on Friday.
Uchitel is a New York City events planner and met Boreanaz in the spring at Griffin club, where she was director of VIP operations. That’s when they began their torrid affair, according to Star.
The magazine reported exclusively that Rachel ended the relationship two weeks after Bergman gave birth. Star also said that Boreanaz was calling Rachel while his wife was giving birth!
Little known fact: Under the definition of "Home Wrecker" in the dictionary there's a picture of this Rachel chick . . . and cheesecake -- the abuse of that tasty confection has been the cause of more breakups than internet porn. Luckily for Tiger's wife
, if she needs a shoulder to cry on through this whole ordeal, I'm more than willing to open up my heart (and zipper) to her.