David Beckham in Beverly Hills (6/25)
David Beckham took his new Rolls Royce Drophead for a spin yesterday in Beverly Hills. According to Yahoo! Autos, the 2008 Rolls Royce Drophead Coupe retails for $407,000. But check this out -- it only gets 11 miles to the gallon. If gas keeps going up, Beckham's gonna be kicking himself for making such a foolish purchase. Idiot.
David Beckham at the Lakers-Spurs game in L.A. (5/21)
For the second time in a little over a month, David Beckham was caught scoping out some cheerleader ass at the Lakers game. Can't say I blame him. Cheerleaders are what's great about America. The right to scope cheerleader ass was actually in the Bill of Rights until stupid-ass James Madison replaced it with that freedom of speech bullshit. Fuck you James Madison!
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in New York (5/3)
For Victoria Beckham's 34th birthday, Tom Cruise surprised her and husband David Beckham by flying the couple aboard his private jet to Napa Valley for a wine tasting vacation. The Daily Mirror says:
Tom offered [David] his private jet and recommended a trip to a friend's vineyard in Napa Valley, California. But when the Beckhams got to LAX airport, it turned into a surprise party. Tom and wife Katie Holmes were waiting on board. And so were new LA pals Heidi Klum, Seal, Kate Beckinsale and Len Wiseman. The A-listers set a course for the Napa Valley for a tour of the vineyards then had dinner cooked by the private chef.A friend of the Beckhams told me: "They were expecting a quiet trip for two, but Tom secretly laid on the trip for Victoria's birthday last weekend and David's on Friday. They waited in the jet with cake!" (Source)
Wine tasting my ass. This is Tom's secret for recruiting celebrities into Scientology. He whisks them away to Napa, gets them drunk on fine wines, and then gently convinces them to sign their lives away. "Man, this merlot sucks . . . speaking of things that suck, what's up with stupid Catholicism? Am I right or am I right!"
David Beckham leaving the Pink Taco restaurant in Century City (4/17)
David Beckham's youngest son Cruz gave the paparazzi a fingerfull yesterday. He's three. I want him. I don't know what the rules are about adopting kids that already have parents but I'm sure there has to be a loophole. Anyone have Madonna's phone number?
[The Daily Mail, INFDaily.com, WENN, Pacific Coast News]
David Beckham at the Lakers-Kings game in L.A. (4/15)
If the hundreds of Botox shots hadn't taken away Posh's ability to express emotion, she would definitley frown at this picture.
NOTE: At least she's hotter than the chick Ashton Kutcher was oogling
David Beckham is too important for stop signs
David Beckham was given a ticket in L.A. yesterday for running a stop sign. Fucking menace. You come to our country, you respect our laws. It's just the right thing to do. Take the age of consent law in Mexico for example (14-years-old). I especially respected that one on my trip to Cancun last year.
David Beckham is disgusting
That's just gross . . . sickening really . . . click the pic to jump to the uncensored version on PAGE 2.
David Beckham is an Eco-Terrorist
David Beckham may have the largest "carbon footprint" in human history. A new report from the environmental group Carbon Trust says the soccer star and his fleet of 15 cars is responsible for 163 tons of carbon dioxide every year -- 154 more tons than the average Englishman. Beckham racked up over 250,000 frequent flier miles alone last year. A Carbon Trust spokesman said:
"He should use his celebrity status to make people aware of the damage that traveling can cause to the planet. With all his money he should be using it at least to reduce his own footprint. He has more freedom of choice when it comes to methods of traveling. He could also choose greener cars." (Source)
The only thing this guy's riding that emits more hot air than his Escalade is his boyfriend Tom Cruise. I'm kinda surprised to read this story because I've heard that a great way to reduce your "emissions" is to plug up your tail pipe with an old dish rag, a granulated filter, or in Beckham's case, kissable mouth. Now let's be clear -- I'm not saying Beckham's gay . . . but his boyfriend might be.
PICS: David and Victoria Beckham boarding a private jet last year
David Beckham representing UNICEF in Sierra Leone, Africa (1/20)
eant to post these yesterday but Heath Ledger had to go and die on us. What a dick!
David Beckham's Armani ad
According to Victoria Beckham, her husband's new Armani underwear ad has not been digitally "enhanced" in any way. She told a reporter:
"I'm proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!" (Source)
Victoria totally got that last line from my sixth grade math teacher. Not sure why she'd bring that up during a parent-teacher conference but, hey, my Dad was proud.
