The Beckhams have a nice home
David and Victoria Beckham’s $22 million home in Beverly Hills
NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!
David Beckham driving home from his kid’s school in L.A. (9/15)
They bring two SUVs full of security to pick up their kids from school, too!
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David and Victoria Beckham involved in a minor car accident
David Beckham and his wife Victoria were involved in a minor car accident late last week while visiting their home near the French Riviera. Both escaped unharmed. From the Daily Mail:
The couple, who were visiting their holiday home in Bargemon, near the French Riviera, had the accident on Friday just before the England star flew to Beijing to take part in the Olympics Closing Ceremony.
The pair were on their way to Nice airport to catch a plane to China, when Beckham reportedly crashed their black BMW into a wall, causing the windscreen to smash and extensive damage along the passenger side. (Source)
A solo car accident? You’d think an accident with David Beckham would involve him rear-ending somebody . . . presumably somebody with rock hard abs and lustrous hair. This is just one more reason why I hate France. An obnoxious couple like Victoria and David Beckham can get into a fender bender and walk away, while someone like Princess Diana loses her life. I’d challenge that whole god damn country to a duel . . . but they’d probably just surrender.
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You don’t even want to know where Tom’s left hand is . . .
In an attempt to spend more alone time with him shed his growing belly and love handles, Tom Cruise has enlisted BFF David Beckham to help him lose weight. A source told The Daily Mail:
“David has been round at Tom’s house a lot. While Katie and Victoria have been swapping fashion tips on the phone, David has been advising Tom on diet. Tom has a private gym at his home and David has been working out with him. He also gave him diet advice. Tom has been sticking to 1,200 calories a day, mostly grilled chicken and fish with lots of vegetables, salads and fruit. David put together a work-out regime that included the treadmill, weight training and fencing lessons together.” (Source)
“Fencing lessons”? I guess that’s what the kids are calling it these days. This story has to be fake since there’s no way Tom is limiting his calorie intake to only “1,200″ a day . . . semen alone is 1000 calories an ounce. The REAL reason Tom’s been able to lose the weight: he’s become bulimic . . . using David’s 11th “finger”
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David Beckham in Beverly Hills (6/25)
David Beckham took his new Rolls Royce Drophead for a spin yesterday in Beverly Hills. According to Yahoo! Autos, the 2008 Rolls Royce Drophead Coupe retails for $407,000. But check this out — it only gets 11 miles to the gallon. If gas keeps going up, Beckham’s gonna be kicking himself for making such a foolish purchase. Idiot.
David Beckham at the Lakers-Spurs game in L.A. (5/21)
For the second time in a little over a month, David Beckham was caught scoping out some cheerleader ass at the Lakers game. Can’t say I blame him. Cheerleaders are what’s great about America. The right to scope cheerleader ass was actually in the Bill of Rights until stupid-ass James Madison replaced it with that freedom of speech bullshit. Fuck you James Madison!
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in New York (5/3)
For Victoria Beckham’s 34th birthday, Tom Cruise surprised her and husband David Beckham by flying the couple aboard his private jet to Napa Valley for a wine tasting vacation. The Daily Mirror says:
Tom offered [David] his private jet and recommended a trip to a friend’s vineyard in Napa Valley, California. But when the Beckhams got to LAX airport, it turned into a surprise party. Tom and wife Katie Holmes were waiting on board. And so were new LA pals Heidi Klum, Seal, Kate Beckinsale and Len Wiseman. The A-listers set a course for the Napa Valley for a tour of the vineyards then had dinner cooked by the private chef.
A friend of the Beckhams told me: “They were expecting a quiet trip for two, but Tom secretly laid on the trip for Victoria’s birthday last weekend and David’s on Friday. They waited in the jet with cake!” (Source)
Wine tasting my ass. This is Tom’s secret for recruiting celebrities into Scientology. He whisks them away to Napa, gets them drunk on fine wines, and then gently convinces them to sign their lives away. “Man, this merlot sucks . . . speaking of things that suck, what’s up with stupid Catholicism? Am I right or am I right!”
David Beckham leaving the Pink Taco restaurant in Century City (4/17)
David Beckham’s youngest son Cruz gave the paparazzi a fingerfull yesterday. He’s three. I want him. I don’t know what the rules are about adopting kids that already have parents but I’m sure there has to be a loophole. Anyone have Madonna’s phone number?
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David Beckham at the Lakers-Kings game in L.A. (4/15)
If the hundreds of Botox shots hadn’t taken away Posh’s ability to express emotion, she would definitley frown at this picture.
NOTE: At least she’s hotter than the chick Ashton Kutcher was oogling
David Beckham is too important for stop signs
David Beckham was given a ticket in L.A. yesterday for running a stop sign. Fucking menace. You come to our country, you respect our laws. It’s just the right thing to do. Take the age of consent law in Mexico for example (14-years-old). I especially respected that one on my trip to Cancun last year.
