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He's totally checking out his ass

Writer Grant Wahl devotes an entire chapter to the friendship between David Beckham and Tom Cruise in his upcoming book The Beckham Experiment. Wahl claims Cruise has influenced "every major decision" Beckham has made since the two met in 2003 -- including the name of his third son, Cruz. Because why wouldn't you name your son after a guy you've known for an entire year? From the New York Daily News:

"I must admit, when [Victoria and I] met Tom, I remember turning around to Victoria and saying, 'Cruise is a great name, but we could spell it different,'" Beckham told Wahl for the book, due from Crown Publishing on Tuesday. "And also, living in Spain, Cruz is spelled the way it is in Spanish. So that's why we got it."

It sounds like David's memory might be a little fuzzy on this matter. When he came up with the name Cruz for his son, David should have remembered "turning around" not to Victoria but to Tom and saying "use more lube" "mind the stepchildren" "Cruise is a great name." It's nice to know how open-minded Victoria is with David's sentimentality towards his ex-lovers. My future wife would probably be furious if we ended up naming our kid Adriana, Alessandra, or Used Gym Sock.

David Beckham playing in the Milan vs. Lazio game in Rome (2/2)

And you thought picking your nose was sexy! Wait, picking your nose is still considered sexy, right?

The Beckham's have a pretty nice vacation home

David and Victoria Beckham's villa on the island of Koh Samui in Thailand

NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

"Awww, Tom, you shouldn't have."

David Beckham beat up a dude? The guy with the frosted tips? That David Beckham? Really? From TMZ:

David Beckham has been sued by a paparazzo who claims the soccer star and his bodyguard beat him up.

We just found the lawsuit, filed last month in L.A. County Superior Court, in which Emicles Da Mata claims on December 7, 2008, he had stopped his car on a Beverly Hills street when Beckham reached through the driver's window and grabbed his camera and attempted to wrestle it from him. Da Mata was holding the camera at the time.

The lawsuit claims Beckham's bodyguard -- also a defendant -- then beat him repeatedly, grabbed the camera and threw it in a trash can. Da Mata says he was injured and is suing for assault and battery, as well as emotional distress. He's seeking unspecified damages. (Source)

This story has to be fake. David just doesn't seem like the type of guy that would get into a fight. Really the only type of physical contact I could see him getting into with another man would involve wrestling . . . in speedos . . . lathered in several gallons of canola oil . . . glistening under the hot sun in my backyard's inflatable po -- errrrrrr, I mean, did you see Salma Hayek's tits at the Golden Globes? What a treat for us definitely straight men.

David Beckham loves him some cheerleader ass

The Los Angeles Lakers opened their 2008-09 season last night against the Portland Trailblazers at the Staples Center in L.A. Of course you know what that means . . . time for David Beckham to stare at some cheerleader ass! It's gonna be hard to top last year's performance of oogling ass with his son right next to him, but knowing what kind of competitive fire David has burning within him, he'll find a way. I mean, look at the concentration he has in that pic. He's already in midseason form!

UPDATE: Check out a bunch more pics over at Socialite Life

The Beckhams have a nice home

David and Victoria Beckham's $22 million home in Beverly Hills

NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

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David Beckham driving home from his kid's school in L.A. (9/15)

They bring two SUVs full of security to pick up their kids from school, too!

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David and Victoria Beckham involved in a minor car accident

David Beckham and his wife Victoria were involved in a minor car accident late last week while visiting their home near the French Riviera. Both escaped unharmed. From the Daily Mail:

The couple, who were visiting their holiday home in Bargemon, near the French Riviera, had the accident on Friday just before the England star flew to Beijing to take part in the Olympics Closing Ceremony.

The pair were on their way to Nice airport to catch a plane to China, when Beckham reportedly crashed their black BMW into a wall, causing the windscreen to smash and extensive damage along the passenger side. (Source)

A solo car accident? You'd think an accident with David Beckham would involve him rear-ending somebody . . . presumably somebody with rock hard abs and lustrous hair. This is just one more reason why I hate France. An obnoxious couple like Victoria and David Beckham can get into a fender bender and walk away, while someone like Princess Diana loses her life. I'd challenge that whole god damn country to a duel . . . but they'd probably just surrender.

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You don't even want to know where Tom's left hand is . . .

In an attempt to spend more alone time with him shed his growing belly and love handles, Tom Cruise has enlisted BFF David Beckham to help him lose weight. A source told The Daily Mail:

"David has been round at Tom's house a lot. While Katie and Victoria have been swapping fashion tips on the phone, David has been advising Tom on diet. Tom has a private gym at his home and David has been working out with him. He also gave him diet advice. Tom has been sticking to 1,200 calories a day, mostly grilled chicken and fish with lots of vegetables, salads and fruit. David put together a work-out regime that included the treadmill, weight training and fencing lessons together." (Source)

"Fencing lessons"? I guess that's what the kids are calling it these days. This story has to be fake since there's no way Tom is limiting his calorie intake to only "1,200" a day . . . semen alone is 1000 calories an ounce. The REAL reason Tom's been able to lose the weight: he's become bulimic . . . using David's 11th "finger"