Ellen DeGeneres out and about in Beverly Hills (4/12)
Ellen DeGeneres left a nice, steaming present in front of Courteney Cox and David Arquette's house in Malibu a few weeks ago. PWN3D! From the
National Enquirer:
Ellen Degeneres was walking her pup on Aug. 5 in front of the Malibu home of her good friends Courteney Cox and David Arquette when the pooch made a special deposit. Ellen -- who didn't have a doggy bag for clean up duty -- looked around for eyewitnesses, and when she didn't see any, scooted away. (Print Edition - 8/17)
Of course Ellen didn't pick up the dog poop. If she had, her love life would have been ruined by the E. coli on her fingers. Besides, when you live in Hollywood you don't need to take responsibility for your mistakes. Just ask K-Fed. If Ellen's ever going to be able to look Courteney and David in the eyes again, she better let them do something equally as disgusting to her:
like Upper Deck her master bedroom toilet perform a White Dragon set her up with a man.
Courteney Cox and David Arquette outside STK restaurant in L.A. (6/20)
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Megan Fox licking her lips [Drunken Stepfather]
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Hilary Duff Bikini Pictures for a Change [Egotastic!]
+ Jon and Kate divorce not going well [
Just Jared]
+ Lily Allen is see through [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Kendra Wilkinson is also see through [
Bastardly]
+ Lindsay Lohan is a mess [
Popoholic]
+ Sneak preview of Shakira's new song [
Lossip]
+ Something smells like fish . . . [
Webster's Is My Bitch]
+ Kelly Clarkson punks Perez [
Cele|bitchy]
David Arquette getting drunk in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (12/14)
+ The 55th anniversary Playmate flashes her ass (semi-NSFW) [Bastardly]
+ Blurry Jessica Simpson no underwear pic [College Humor]
+ Naomi Watts less fat [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Carmen Electra dealing poker for Playboy [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Hilary Duff is Kinda Wow in Maxim [Egotastic!]
+ Marisa Miller is such a piece of ass [Just Jared]
+ Why is Jessica Alba dressed up like Ugly Betty? [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Bond Girl Olga Kurylenko looks pretty awesome in lingerie [Popoholic]
+ Tom Cruise wants Matt Lauer to know he's sorry [The Blemish]
+ Damn, Rachel Bilson isn't gonna lose her voice [Dlisted]
+ Hayden Panettiere is good people [Cele|bitchy]
+ A little something for the ladies [A Socialite's Life]
+ McConaughey's baby is already a stud [CityRag]
David Arquette has been pretty desperate lately to set up Jennifer Aniston with a new dude (his wife Courteney Cox and Jen are best friends). Though Arquette claims he "adores" Jen, he's been feeling more and more left out of Courteney's life because of how much time she's spending with Aniston. According to Arquette:
"I feel like I'm married to two women," Arquette told pals, explaining why he's now asking every good-looking, successful, bachelor he runs into if they'd like him to set them up on a date with Jen! (Source)
Of course Jen is subconsciously trying to destroy her best friend's marriage. See, Jen is a bitch and that's what bitches do. That's their "thing." My "thing" happens to be Renaissance Faires. Yayyy, everyone look at me, I'm a lord! And you had the nerve to laugh at me in high school? Now who's getting all the escorts chicks!
Some pictures of Jennifer wearing a neat hat after the jump...
