Archive: Danny Devito

Getty

Remember Danny Devito’s drunken appearance on The View earlier this year? Well the pint-sized star is taking advantage of all the press he got by debuting his own line of lemon liqueur. The New York Post says:

OUR favorite little actor has turned lemons into limoncello. Danny DeVito - who earlier this year showed up to “The View” drunk after one too many with George Clooney the night before - is premiering his own line of the Italian liqueur Tuesday night at the Friars Club on East 55th. Press releases about the event have promised DeVito will sample his wares and provide photo opportunities. (Source)

Isn’t this a little dangerous? Danny Devito releasing a line of liqueur is almost as absurd as Lindsay Lohan opening a new club called Nose Candy. Isn’t step three in the 12 step process: “Thou shalt not home brew thy own addiction”…? It’s why I gave up years ago trying to create the perfect robot hooker in my garage. Fucking thing wouldn’t stop talking German anyways. I finally had to just burn it.

Don’t ask Danny Devito how opening night went for his new restaurant Devito South Beach. He was in the bathroom. A witness told the New York Daily News:

“He was throwing up in the bathroom by the end. I did see him drinking, but it was also hot in there and the food was being passed. He was a mess by 10 p.m.” (Source)

Danny wasn’t sick, he was just implementing the new Angelina Jolie Diet sweeping the nation. It goes like this: take one part esophagus and two parts finger - combine. Voila! The Ethiopian/Holocaust survivor look is complete! Bib not included.

A small boy bearing a strong resemblance to Danny Devito was on The View earlier in the week acting like a drunken idiot. There’s video of it above but all he pretty much does is bash President Bush. Which might actually be interesting if the person doing the bashing was allowed to ride rollercoasters.