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It's been a bad couple of weeks for English model Danielle Lloyd. First she almost gets her leg cut off in a bar fight. And now The Sun is reporting that just a week before that bar fight, burglars ransacked her London home and made off with her 2004 Miss England tiara:

A gang ransacked the former Celebrity Big Brother star's home before fleeing with the treasured award given to her in 2004. Danielle, 25, was said to be "distraught".

CCTV showed four men smashing down the door of her £700,000 flat in South Woodford, North East London, on May 17. One is thought to have left a KNIFE. The flat featured on MTV Cribs last year.Her Spurs ace boyfriend JAMIE O'HARA, 22, was alerted by neighbours next morning.

A pal said: "Her crown's irreplaceable. It means so much." Danielle's spokesman said she was away at the time.

This bitch needs to move. May I suggest San Diego? I've lived here 28 years and I have yet to almost be killed in a bar fight. Also, I've only had my "Spring Break '02 Hottest Buns" trophy stolen once -- and that was by a homeless dude. He tried passing off his buns as hottest for a few days, but the pressure finally got to him and he turned himself in.

Danielle Lloyd before and after the fight

Former Miss Great Britain and current model/actress Danielle Lloyd was involved in a vicious fight last night at a nightclub in London. Danielle -- a veteran of many nip slips -- was cut in the leg so bad that we almost had the first calf muscle slip in celebrity history. While Danielle is claiming the attack was unprovoked, a witness told Holy Moly UK otherwise:

"Danielle spent the whole evening at her table at the centre of the club all over her guy completely drunk. They were with two other couples who were equally as drunk.

"It started when one of the girls sitting at the other tables accidentally grabbed or caught one of her hair extensions. The girl apologised but Danielle wouldn't let it rest and decided it would be a good idea to stand up on the glass table top, joining several other girls who were dancing.

"She had a face like thunder and you knew there was going to be trouble. Two of the girls got off the table but she chose to keep bumping into one of the girls next to her. Not sure what the other girl said but Danielle was shouting right in her face with her hands in the air. Then as the girl turned her back, Danielle grabbed her hair and they all came tumbling down onto the glass table below (everyone in the club saw this so there are bound to be pics out there somewhere).

"There was a massive scuffle/fight on the floor with a few of the girls getting stuck in until the bouncers decided to get involved. I have to admit there was so much blood one of my mates felt faint. Danielle had a massive cut on her leg which was gushing out so they had to lay her down with it elevated until her guy decided to carry her out."

Back in my day tablemakers used to take pride in their craftsmanship. Many a whore could dance on top of a glass table without it shattering. Nowadays it just seems like it's all about cutting costs and corners at the expense of safety. All in the name of profit. But I must ask you: Is there no greater profit in this world than the smile plastered across a whore's face as she drunkenly flashes her tits and dances on a table she knows will support her weight and possibly the weight of another woman she met in the bathroom four minutes ago but is already making out with? I don't even have to answer that question. Really makes you think, doesn't it?

Danielle Lloyd at Mansion nightclub in Dublin, Ireland (11/8)

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Danielle Lloyd bikini pics! (Portugal - 8/24)

You may recognize the lady in the orange bikini as English model Danielle Lloyd. She was Miss England 2004, Miss Great Britain 2006, and more recently, Miss Racist Bitch 2007. During taping of Celebrity Big Brother UK in January of '07 Danielle said the following about Bollywood star and fellow contestant Shilpa Shetty:

"She's a dog . . . They eat with their hands in India, don't they – or is that China? You don't know where her hands have been." (Source)

For those keeping score at home, with that one comment Danielle managed to offend 2.4 billion people -- 36% of the world's population. In Danielle's defense, she does have pretty big tits.

Danielle Lloyd bikini pics! (Dubai - 5/21)

Supposedly this chick insured her body earlier this year for £2million. Against what, I'm not sure. Oreos? Double cheeseburgers? I wonder how much her deductible is? I'd like to insure my penis but I'm not sure I can afford it. Figure I need about $12 million worth of coverage. A million an inch. That's standard, right?

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Danielle Lloyd in London today

Former Miss England Danielle Lloyd is the new face of Ski Republic. Yeah, I know, it's a slow news day. But trust me, these pictures beat the other post I'm working on about celebrity milk preferences. Did you know Tom Cruise likes 2% but his wife Katie Holmes prefers skim? Pretty shocking . . .

Danielle Lloyd's hairy armpits

How does Danielle Lloyd go from Miss England 2004 to this. I haven't seen a fall this bad since the Yüan Dynasty in 1368. Yeah, I went there.

NOTE: She looks a cajillion times better in a bikini

Danielle Lloyd in the October edition of Maxim magazine (UK)

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