Archive: Danielle Lloyd

Danielle Lloyd bikini pics! (Portugal - 8/24)

You may recognize the lady in the orange bikini as English model Danielle Lloyd. She was Miss England 2004, Miss Great Britain 2006, and more recently, Miss Racist Bitch 2007. During taping of Celebrity Big Brother UK in January of ‘07 Danielle said the following about Bollywood star and fellow contestant Shilpa Shetty:

“She’s a dog . . . They eat with their hands in India, don’t they – or is that China? You don’t know where her hands have been.” (Source)

For those keeping score at home, with that one comment Danielle managed to offend 2.4 billion people — 36% of the world’s population. In Danielle’s defense, she does have pretty big tits.

Danielle Lloyd bikini pics! (Dubai - 5/21)

Supposedly this chick insured her body earlier this year for £2million. Against what, I’m not sure. Oreos? Double cheeseburgers? I wonder how much her deductible is? I’d like to insure my penis but I’m not sure I can afford it. Figure I need about $12 million worth of coverage. A million an inch. That’s standard, right?

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Enlgish model Danielle Lloyd

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Danielle Lloyd in London today

Former Miss England Danielle Lloyd is the new face of Ski Republic. Yeah, I know, it’s a slow news day. But trust me, these pictures beat the other post I’m working on about celebrity milk preferences. Did you know Tom Cruise likes 2% but his wife Katie Holmes prefers skim? Pretty shocking . . .

Danielle Lloyd’s hairy armpits

How does Danielle Lloyd go from Miss England 2004 to this. I haven’t seen a fall this bad since the Yüan Dynasty in 1368. Yeah, I went there.

NOTE: She looks a cajillion times better in a bikini

Danielle Lloyd in the October edition of Maxim magazine (UK)

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Danielle Lloyd at a gala screening of the classic film Top Gun at the Odeon West End theater in London England

Danielle Lloyd bikini pics

I have a really good feeling about this summer. And it’s all because of global warming. It’s a simple equation really. Global warming=hotter temperatures. Hotter temperatures=less clothing. With that in mind I’m introducing a new feature today: SUMMER IS HERE. Basically a large percentage of my day will now be spent look for bikini pics of as many celebrities as I can find. Don’t worry I’ll still be writing about all the other gossip–think of this as a bonus for your good behavior over the past few months. Here’s UK model Danielle Lloyd walking around South Beach on Wednesday.

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Miss Great Britain 2006 Danielle Lloyd and her feature in Zoo Magazine

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Miss England 2004 Danielle Lloyd