Vanessa Hudgens at the Teen Choice Awards at the Gibson Amphitheater in Universal City (8/9)
37-year-old Dane Cook played the part of schoolyard bully to 20-year-old Vanessa Hudgens last night at the Teen Choice Awards. From
RadarOnline:
Comic Dane Cook incurred the wrath of hundreds of teenagers after they booed his joke about Vanessa Hudgens latest nude photos.
Cook turned the air blue at the 2009 Teen Choice Awards in Los Angeles on Sunday by saying: “Vanessa Hudgens! - Girl you got to keep your clothes on!”
But the teen audience showed their support for the High School Musical pin-up by roundly booing the comic who was presenting the Choice Hottie Awards to Robert Pattinson and Megan Fox.
After his comment, Dane ran into Vanessa backstage, pushed her down, stole her lunch money, and then called her fat.
Dane Cook at the premiere of My Best Friend's Girl last year in Hollywood Dane Cook got totally called out lat month in L.A. when he tried to cut to the front of the line to see the new
Harry Potter movie. Ha ha ha, you dick. From the
National Enquirer:
No laughs for funnyman Dane Cook as he tried to cut to the front of a long line outside the midnight showing of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" at L.A.'s The Grove on July 14. When Cook was told to go to the back, he stormed off -- to the delight of the crowd. (Print Edition - 8/3)
If you're a guy that's going to cut in front of people who are in line to see a movie, make sure it's for one that's a little more manly than
Harry Potter -- like
The Hangover,
Bruno, or
Julie & Julia. Hopefully Dane's learned a valuable lesson from this whole experience and now knows that there are two places where he shouldn't be in front of the public -- in line and on stage.
Dane Cook robbed of millions of dollarsDane Cook's brother/business manager was arrested yesterday after stealing millions of dollars from the comedian. From
TMZ:
Darryl McCauley -- who was in charge of Cook's financial affairs since the 90s -- was arrested today by the Massachusetts State Police and charged with three counts of larceny and forgery.
Authorities say in one case, Dane's bro forged a $3 million check and deposited it in his account.
McCauley will be arraigned tomorrow in Woburn District Court. (Source)
I think we can all relate to Dane here. We've all had something stolen from us. Take my virginity for example. I'll never get it back. In some ways, I blame my parents. I mean, who pushes an 11-year-old into the rough-and-tumble world of international modeling? I was chewed up, blown, and spit out. You want in on a dirty little industry secret? It's not even about the fashion anymore, it's just about the hot sex.
Dane Cook and Jessica Alba
I can't even begin to understand how this happened so I'll just let you figure it out:
HOLLYWOOD beauty Jessica Alba isn't looking so great right now. The actress is missing a tooth after an over-zealous love scene left her needing dental work. Jessica was shooting kissing scenes with new movie co-star Dane Cook in new film Good Luck, Chuck when the couple's teeth clashed. She explains: "I lost a tooth. Isn't that disgusting? Dane and I were smashing our faces together." However, the star's publicist Brad Cafarelli is now playing down the incident, stating: "She chipped a tooth and it was easily fixed."
I think this article may have their 'Jessicas' mixed up. I'm pretty sure it was Jessica Simpson that chipped a tooth and not Jessica Alba. And she wasn't kissing Dane Cook but was instead chewing on a doorknob that she mistook for a piece of bubble gum.
[WENN]
