"Jazz hands!"
When Cynthia Rodriguez learned that her husband Alex was having an affair with Madonna, she ran up a $100k bill on his credit card. From the New York Daily News:
Alex Rodriguez's bitter divorce took an ugly turn on Monday night when Team A-Rod accused his estranged wife of going on a spiteful spending spree in Paris last weekend. Spurned spouse Cynthia Rodriguez used the Yankee slugger's credit card to the tune of $100,000 to punish him for a dalliance with Madonna that both he and the Material Girl deny, an A-Rod pal said."She's been spending wildly," the friend said. "She spent close to $100,000 on her jaunt to Paris."
Cynthia flew the godparents of her daughters, Dodd and Sabina Romero, and their older daughter, first-class to the City of Light, the friend said.
There, Cynthia "had spa treatments, she went to the best restaurants" (Source)
Considering the fact that A-Rod makes more than $27 million a year, this story sounds completely petty . . . as in these two probably keep $100,000 lying around in petty cash. There are two reasons why A-Rod getting upset over $100k infuriates me: 1) The guy probably heats his fireplace, lights his cigar, and wipes his ass with hundred dollar bills. 2) Hundred dollar bills aren't even two-ply!
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Cynthia Rodriguez soon to drink A-Rod's milkshake
Alex Rodriguez's wife Cynthia officially filed for divorce today in Miami's Dade County Family Court. And it's all that bitch Madonna's fault. While Cynthia claims in the divorce papers that her husband had "multiple extra-marital affairs," according to her lawyers, Alex's relationship with Madonna was "the last straw." The soon-to-be-single Mrs. Rodriguez told the New York Daily News that Madonna is using "mind control" over her husband:
A-Rod's wife Cynthia Rodriguez believes Madonna used Kabbalah to brainwash her husband and convince him to leave her, according to a new report in New York's Daily News."I feel like Madonna is using mind control over him," Cynthia, 34, told a pal, according to the News. "I don't recognize the man he's become. He was a sweet, beautiful, loving husband and father. Today, he's very cold and calculating."
Cynthia - who is "devastated" about splitting with her husband of five years - also "found a letter where Alex told Madonna: 'You are my true soul mate,'" a source close to the couple told the News. (Source)
It's not the power of Kabbalah that's brainwashed A-Rod, it's the power of the poontang. Unfortunately for Cynthia, she never had a chance competing with Madonna in that department since Madge's screwed more Latino men than La Migra. But perhaps this is all just a big misunderstanding. The "Material Girl" is probably just dating A-Rod because she's looking for more lyrical genetic material.
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This Madonna/A-Rod story just got a little more interesting. The New York Post claims A-Rod's wife is now "seeing" Lenny Kravitz who, of course, used to "see" Madonna . . . repeatedly against the wall into the wee hours of the morning. To recap: A-Rod's wife, used to bang A-Rod, now banging Lenny Kravitz. Madonna, used to bang Lenny Kravitz, now banging A-Rod. And of course Madonna, Kravitz, and Rodriguez all have the same manager: Guy Oseary. My head hearts. From the New York Post:
Yankee superstar Alex Rodriguez's marriage is kaput, sources told The Post. A-Rod's wife, Cynthia, has been shacked up with rocker Lenny Kravitz in Paris.The stunning news emerged a day after revelations that Alex Rodriguez has been paying late-night visits to Madonna's Upper West Side apartment. Cynthia Rodriguez, 34, has been in Paris for at least the past four days visiting Grammy-winner Kravitz. C-Rod was seen outside the 44-year-old Kravitz's pad in the romantic City of Light as recently as Tuesday night.
Well at least there's no kids involved.
[Alex and Cynthia's] two daughters - 3-year-old Natasha and 2-month-old Ella - remained in Miami, sources said. (Source)
Oops.
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