Cy Waits

Paris Hilton and Cy Waits are not doing well

Are Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Cy Waits on the verge of splitting up? Who cares! From the New York Post:

Friends say the relationship between Paris Hilton and events promoter Cy Waits has hit the skids. A source said, "He finds it hard to be in the spotlight and [deal with] the attention and stress on the relationship that comes with it." Another source added, "They are done. She doesn't want anyone to hold her back." Other friends said the couple have hit a rough patch but could reconcile.

Waits is also said to be unhappy with how their relationship was portrayed on her Oxygen reality show, "The World According to Paris," where Hilton is seen complaining about his controlling ways including constant texts and e-mails.

Paris Hilton's boyfriend -- who, mind you, is dating Paris Hilton -- is just now realizing that he doesn't like to be in the spotlight? This guy should have figured that out before he started dating the world's biggest attention whore. The only thing Paris craves more than media attention is Abreva during a flare-up. If Cy didn't want to be constantly mentioned in the press, he should have dated someone that the American public simply doesn't care about -- like a non-celebrity or any of the current Republican candidates for President.

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Paris Hilton and Cy Waits arriving at LAX airport (2/19)

The first sentence of this story literally sent chills up my spine. From Contact Music:

Paris Hilton says Cy Waits is the best boyfriend she has ever had and would love to start a family with him. The 30-year-old socialite - who has been dating nightclub mogul Cy Waits for a year - is smitten with her boyfriend, and would love to start a family in the future.

She said: "I feel broody sometimes. I'd love kids in the future. Cy's the best boyfriend I've ever had. I'm so happy with him."

If these two disease-riddled petri dishes reproduce, their kid will look like something that crawled out of the river next to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. For Paris to be really happy with Cy, she shouldn't have kids -- she should have a pre-nup. Because without her money, Paris would be just like any other desperate talentless skank in Hollywood -- dating David Spade.

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Paris Hilton and Cy Waits outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York before her appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman (2/17)

In what's surely not a publicity stunt and more a showing of their true, neverending love for each other, Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Cy Waits were seen shopping for engagement rings over the weekend. From the New York Post:

Wedding bells may be just around the corner for Paris Hilton and her beau, Cy Waits. The two shopped for engagement rings yesterday at Jacob & Co., where they examined an array of baubles, including a 30-carat rare blue diamond. The couple couldn't decide on a ring, but Paris didn't leave empty-handed. She walked out sporting a $25,000 black diamond-encrusted ring for her 30th birthday. Hilton celebrated with Charlie Sheen's ex, Denise Richards, at Asellina on Thursday. She told us later at Lavo she looks forward to being engaged. "We've talked about it," she said. "This is once in a lifetime. I want to be with him forever." Unlike ex-fiancé Paris Latsis, who gave her a fake ring, she said, "[Waits] has great taste. He just bought me a beautiful sports car."

If Paris gets married, she thinks it will be a "once in a lifetime" event? Sorry sweetie, you live in Hollywood. Your first marriage is considered a starter. Celebrities never settle down with one person until at least their third marriage -- or first prenup. Besides, if Paris is basing Cy's taste on the fact that he bought her a $375k Lexus LFA for her birthday, the joke's on her. Those things only get 7 miles to the gallon! Sucker!

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Paris Hilton is one spoiled little bitch

Paris Hilton's boyfriend Cy Waits (this douche) bought her a $375k Lexus LFA for her 30th birthday. The yellow supercar was seen being delivered to her home yesterday. According to USA TODAY, the LFA has 552 horsepower and can reach a top speed of 202 miles per hour. But I doubt Paris could ever drive it that fast. Especially on the windy roads of the Hollywood Hills. After it rains. She's just not talented or hot enough.

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Paris Hilton and Cy Waits leaving the Beverly Glen Plaza (1/12)

Not that it will happen, but Paris Hilton's boyfriend Cy Waits is facing up to four years in prison after he was officially charged for the DUI incident last year in Las Vegas in which Paris was caught with coke. Sucks to be him. From the San Francisco Chronicle:

Paris Hilton's boyfriend is to be arraigned following his arrest on marijuana possession and DUI charges in Las Vegas last summer ... a complaint filed on Thursday charges 35-year-old Waits with a felony of being under the influence of marijuana, and misdemeanor driving under the influence and possession of marijuana. He faces up to four years in prison on the felony charge if convicted. Waits will be arraigned on February 17.

Four years in prison? That's nothing. Cy and Paris' love will easily be able to overcome such a menial amount of time. Knowing Paris, she'll probably light a candle for Cy every night that he's away as she patiently awaits his return. And on the day he gets out, there's no doubt Paris will be there waiting to give him a big hug and kiss. Either that or she'll be banging a Correctional Officer before she even leaves the Prison's Intake. Definitely one of those two.

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The injured paparazzo on scene

Paris Hilton's boyfriend Cy Waits may be charged with hit-and-run after he ran over the leg of Chaz Bono a paparazzo last night with his Bentley (action pic here) and then left the scene. Boy if I had a nickel for every person I've hit with my Bentley . . . from TMZ:

It all went down as paparazzi swarmed the car as Paris and Cy Waits left Boa in West Hollywood.  The posse of paparazzi was all over the car, when suddenly Cy accelerated, knocking a photog down.

The couple took off after the hit and the photog called the cops. Paramedics were also called and took the female photog to a local hospital. We're told at some point later, Cy came back, sans Paris, and spoke with police. Law enforcement sources tell us Cy was cited for hit-and-run, then allowed to leave.

And get this ... sources say Paris is saying, "The pap is making up injuries."

C'mon, this was clearly an accident. I bet Cy was so intimidated by this paparazzo's looks, he confused the gas with the brake and accidentally accelerated, running over her leg. Beauty has a way of doing that to you. Just yesterday I went to the grocery store to buy some flour and I was so intimidated by this stunning girl in the frozen foods aisle that we accidentally had sex in the bathroom and I forgot to buy the milk. What a goof I am!

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Paris Hilton shopping in Lahaina, Maui (9/6)

Paris Hilton has been in Maui the past week or so -- I know, right? How did she get the time off? -- and she hasn't been arrested for cocaine possession once! I think she's earned a seventh chance. We should just get off her back.

NOTE: Her boyfriend Cy Waits is also with her. Here he is looking for something heavy to lift.

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Paris Hilton's boyfriend Cy Waits

Damn, it's been a rough couple of days for Cy Waits. First, the entire world finds out he's dating Paris Hilton and now this . . . From E!:

E! News has exclusively learned from multiple sources that Waits was fired from his position as head of nightclub operations for Wynn and Encore properties shortly after the couple's Las Vegas arrest. Waits was charged with driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Hilton was rung up on a cocaine-possession count.

Steve Wynn had just promoted Waits and twin brother Jesse to the high-profile gig Wednesday, but he was promptly dismissed just hours after being jailed.

"Wynn has a zero-tolerance policy with their club execs when it comes to brushes with the law," said one Las Vegas insider.

What an idiot -- this guy had to know something bad was going to happen if he dated Paris Hilton. Of course he probably thought it would involve a lot of itching and not a trip to the unemployment line. The bottom line is that going out with Paris Hilton is kind of like breaking a mirror. Except, you don't get bad luck for seven years -- you get a rash.

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Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Cy Waits in Beverly Hills on Thursday

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Cy Waits were both arrested late Friday night in Las Vegas -- Cy on suspicion of DUI and Paris on felony cocaine possession. The poor little butterfly. I the mean police didn't scare her too badly. From :

Police Officer Marcus Martin  said the motorcycle officer pulled the Escalade over on Las Vegas Boulevard after noticing smoke that smelled like marijuana. Police later found a substance in Hilton's purse that tests showed to be cocaine, Martin said. He didn't say how much of the drug was found.

Both were booked into the Clark County jail, where Martin said Hilton was released without bail about 2:45 a.m. Saturday.

TMZ adds:

Sources who have spoken with Paris since her arrest on the Vegas strip late last night tell TMZ ... she insists the purse -- with what we're told contained a small amount of cocaine -- was not hers.

As we first reported, she's hired powerful Vegas lawyer David Chesnoff to handle the case ... and he already got her sprung without posting bail.

There's a lesson to be learned here for Paris: she needs a better support network. She needs friends who are less interested in partying and more interested in keeping her steered down the right path in life. And she needs these friends around her at all times. Because if she gets pulled over again with cocaine in her purse, she can just say it was theirs.

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