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Actor Cuba Gooding Jr. was feeling a bit frisky Friday night at New York City club Tenjune. The Academy Award-winning actor made out with five different women. Did I mention he's married and has three kids? Because he's married and has three kids. A witness at the club told the New York Post:
"First [Cuba] made out with two girls. Then a fight broke out because some idiot thought he could hang out at his table, [but Gooding] was undeterred. After that he made out with at least three other girls. He does not discriminate, either — Asians, blonds, brunettes. The girls were getting pissed at each other also because they were like, ‘He just made out with me!'" (Source)
And the above pic is Cuba with his wife of 13 years, Sarah Kapfer. I think. That actually may be his bodyguard . . . just a second . . . no, that's his wife. Yikes. I'm gonna go ahead and give Cuba a pass on the cheating . . .and . . . slowwwwly . . . step . . . away . . . from . . . this . . . story . . .

Cuba Gooding Jr. Saved some dude's life last week. The 39-year-old actor was outside Roscoe's House of Chicken 'n' Waffles in L.A. when he heard four gunshots. According to a source:
"Cuba was picking up dinner for his family on the night of Memorial Day. He saw a young kid holding his head and walked toward him. The kid was bleeding from his neck and collapsed."Gooding cradled the victim, described as a man around 20 years old, and called into the restaurant for towels. "They came out with paper towels and he said, 'No, we need real towels!'" says the source. The actor stemmed the bleeding and hailed a passing police car. He waited on the scene until an ambulance arrived. (Source)
What the hell is Cuba Gooding Jr. doing outside of a Roscoe's anyway?! After I won my first Oscar, I vowed to never spend less than $100 on a meal again. Breakfast is kinda tough--I usually just order a plate of pancakes and leave a $95 dollar tip. Which sucks because I'm in massive debt. My kids are always bitching about me dipping into their "college savings accounts." Damn freeloaders. Learn a trade.
P.S. Doesn't this story sound a little familiar. Wait a second ... wasn't this the exact same scene from Boyz N the Hood? Except for fried chicken, the guy that was shot was holding milk! Another example of life imitating art ... Tupac would be proud.