Criss Angel


Criss Angel and his girlfriend in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (7/16)

According to Flynet, that's Criss Angel and his new girlfriend on vacation in Mexico yesterday. Wait, what about him and Holly? I didn't even know he had a new girlfriend. I, I have so many questions about her. What is her name? Where is she from? When does she start her sophomore year of high school? Is she gonna try try out for varsity cheer?

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Holly Madison at Prive nightclub in Las Vegas (6/26)

Criss Angel must have some incriminating pictures of Holly Madison or something because incredibly, she crawled back to him again. From Star:
The former Girls Next Door star, 30, and Criss, 41, who split in March after four months, have secretly reconnected since she moved from L.A. to Sin City, where he also performs.

“Holly still had feelings for Criss, so around mid-June she gave him a call,” says a source. “She was thrilled when he asked to meet for drinks. They’ve seen each other a few times since!”
Kids, this is why you should want to be just like Criss when you grow up. Sure being a teacher, circus clown, or drunken vagrant may be more prestigious, but they don't have the perks that come with being a magician. Through his knowledge of black magic and sorcery, Chris gained possession of some kind of mystical amulet that enables him to control the minds of beautiful young women. I believe it's called "money."

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Holly Madison and the douche

Holly Madison is severing all ties with Playboy. She recently quit her job at the magazine to spend more time in Las Vegas with her boyfriend Criss "Douche" Angel. From TMZ:
We're told the former Hugh Hefner hanger-on resigned her position as Playmate editor (whatever that means) for Playboy magazine -- all because she wants to spend more time in Las Vegas with the world's lamest illusionist. Our sources say she's been nonexistent at the Playboy workplace for awhile now. (Source)
What a blow to the magazine. One can only hope Hef finds someone soon to fill Holly's role of showing up occasionally and asking dumb questions. "Why are cameras called cameras?"

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