Courtney Mazza

Mario Lopez and Courtney Mazza hosting a New Year's Eve party at Eve nightclub in Las Vegas (12/31)

Prepare yourself for some shocking news: A celebrity is attempting to use their fame for personal benefit. Oh no! What is this world coming to? From the National Enquirer:

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap! No, that’s not tiny birds you hear -- it’s the sound of the “Extra” cast and crew twittering about the hit show’s tight-fisted, freebie-fixated host Mario Lopez. Anyway, the buffed, extremely handsome star beats even Star Jones when it comes to snagging free stuff, sources say -- designer duds, dude bling, a home makeover, etc. -- and when dining out, Lopez often lopes off just before the check arrives.

But insiders were really shocked when Mario went mega-mooch, hustling an “Extra” boss to promote him a “freebie” diamond engagement ring from advertiser Kay Jewelers-so he could present it to baby-momma Courtney Mazza! Horrified, the exec wailed: “Are you kidding!? Enough with the freebies! This is a ring you’re giving to a women you’re going to marry-not to mention she’s the mother of your child! Step up and PAY for it, Mario! This is a very personal item- not something you barter for!” Shocked and upset at her reaction, Mario groused: “Fine, I’ll figure it out myself.”

Why stop at the ring? If you're going to whore yourself out, you might as well go all the way. "Mario Lopez's publicist announced today that the actor and his girlfriend Courtney Mazza are the proud new parents of a beautiful baby boy, FreeCreditReport.com Lopez."

*10 Mario Lopez and Courtney Mazza pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Thursday, May 6

Mario Lopez and his girlfriend Courtney Mazza in New York (pics start here)

Tila Tequila arriving to LAX nightclub in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Scarlett Johansson leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jon Hamm on the set of Mad Men in San Pedro, CA (pics start here)

Rebecca Gayheart out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Julia Stiles at La Conversation Cafe in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Helena Christensen at a photocall at Macys in New York (pics start here)

Quentin Tarantino leaving Cafe Med in West Hollywood  (pics start here)

Rachel Bilson leaving a friend's house in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Robert De Niro and Bradley Cooper on the set of their new film The Dark Fields in Philadelphia (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens leaving the Diesel Store in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kate Moss out and about in London (pics start here)

Shannon Elizabeth out and about in Hollywood (pics start here)

*139 pics total in the gallery:

Mario Lopez and his bouncy girlfriend Courtney Mazza

"A great guy" as long as you're not dating him. If you are, you better keep your body fat % under 10. From Fox:

Mario Lopez is so body-obsessed, he persuaded his beautiful girlfriend, Courtney Mazza, to undergo rigorous personal training and encouraged surgery to get her into even better shape. Sources say friends of Mazza are concerned that the image-conscious n"Extra" host started nudging her to perfect her already amazing looks once they got together. They met in 2008 while appearing together in the Broadway revival of "A Chorus Line" and started dating the next year when Mazza moved to Burbank, Calif. She's expecting their baby in September.

One source told us, "Mario is obsessed with his image. He spends a lot of time working out, and he expects his girlfriend to do the same. Even his new book is called 'Extra Lean.'

"Courtney was engaged to a guy in Queens before she met Mario, but once they got together she dropped everything to go to California and be with him," the source said. "He encouraged her to work out with a trainer every day. She underwent a boob job and liposuction last spring. Once her body was perfect, he arranged for them to be photographed on a beach."

This is disgusting. Mario should just be happy with the way his girlfriend is: funny smart bouncy. Seriously, any guy that isn't happy with those tits needs to take a good look at himself in the mirror . . . which sounds like something Mario would be all too happy to do. As vain as it is, Mario might be onto something with this idea. There is one surgery that will make any woman more appealing: larynx removal.

*10 pics total in the gallery:

Courtney Mazza in Santa Monica last June

I just realized I don't post nearly enough Mario Lopez news here on Celebslam. That's mainly because of two reasons: 1. I don't care about Mario Lopez, and 2. Who's Mario Lopez? Well if you care, he knocked up his girlfriend Courtney Mazza. From E!:

The Extra host confirmed Wednesday that he's expecting his first child with his girlfriend, Courtney Laine Mazza.

"We're very happy," the couple said in a statement. "Courtney and I couldn't be more excited. I've waited my whole life to be a dad, this is a true blessing. I am looking forward to sharing this experience with my family and my family at Extra."

The happy duo met on the set of the Broadway revival of A Chorus Line in 2008, when Lopez was filling the role of choreographer/grand inquisitor Zach.

Congratulations to Mario and Courtney. And also, a big congratulations to Mario for his amazing willpower. If my girlfriend had boobs that big, I honestly don't know if I would ever find her vagina. If I did, it would be a complete accident. "Hey, where did that come from!"

Mario Lopez and his girlfriend Courtney Mazza leaving STK restaurant in West Hollywood (8/2)

It's too bad Mario Lopez had to ruin the picture with his presence. What an asshole.
 

Courtney Mazza bikini pics! (Santa Barbara - 6/13)

What are the chances that Mario Lopez even realizes his girlfriend (Broadway star Courtney Mazza) has a head? One in a thousand? One in a million?