Turns out there's no truth whatsoever to the rumors that popped up on Tuesday about Courtney Love replacing Paula Abdul. Reps for both American Idol and Courtney Love are saying the call was probably the result of a mischievous prankster. Although it shouldn't really count as a "real" prank since the victim was pill-popping Courtney Love. I'm 100% positive you could convince her you're an ancient talking dolphin if you put on a wetsuit and started reading a copy of the Magna Carta.
Us Magazine is reporting that Courtney Love was recently contacted by American Idol producer Nigel Lythgoe to gauge her interest in appearing as a judge on the popular show. Though the specifics are unknown, a source told Usmagazine.com that Lythgoe was considering having Love "replace Paula." According to Love:
"He called. He was wondering if I was interested. I thought it was kind of weird but brilliant."American Idol reps could not immediately be reached for comment.
I'd assume the only reason they'd ever want to replace Paula is because of her recent quirky behavior. Which makes these rumors about Courtney all the more confusing. This bitch's middle name is quirky behavior. Sure I'm pissed my cat's been scratching up the couch lately, but I'm not gonna go replace it with a mountain lion.
Even though Courtney Love has supposedly quit drinking, she's still popping pills. According to a passenger sitting next to her on a Virgin Atlantic flight to London, Courtney was all to eager to accept a few Valium pills offered her way. According to the passenger:
"We started chatting, and of course, she didn't hesitate for a moment to ask me for some Valium. So we both took one, maybe two, and had a totally stoned conversation about the usual, i.e., music, masturbation, Germany, drugs and sex . . . we promptly passed out for the remainder of the flight. After we got off the plane, she was swarmed by paparazzi, I waved goodbye, and she didn't seem to recognize me. I realized it was the Valium she loved, not me."
Knock me over with a feather, Courtney Love is still popping pills. What, you thought she was actually disciplined enough to quit abusing drugs? Discipline to this chick is not stabbing the guy that just snorted the last line of coke.
Courtney Love signing copies of her autobiography Dirty Blonde: The Diaries of Courtney Love
In her recent Rolling Stone interview, Courtney Love revealed she took acid at age four. The 42-year-old singer and widow of Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain said taking the drug at such a young age was a great experience:
"Because I was given acid at four, I think my mind was freed."
Finally a Hollywood star takes a positive stance on childhood acid abuse. I say it's about damn time someone spoke out. Up next is shattering the myth about the so-called "negative" effects of molestation and incest. Understandably, it may take time.
