Courtney Love

Courtney Love out and about in New York (2/18)

Courtney Love's twitter page just cost her $430,000. #dumbshit. From AP:

Courtney Love's 140 character Twitter rants against a fashion designer are costing her more than $430,000, an attorney says. The singer has settled a lawsuit filed by Dawn Simorangkir, who sued the Hole frontwoman in March 2009 accusing her of making false statements about the designer and her past in a series of postings on the microblogging site Twitter and Love's Myspace blog.

The settlement was confirmed by Simorangkir's attorney, Bryan J. Freedman. The designer's label is called Boudoir Queen, and according to her lawsuit, she first came in contact with Love in 2008 and they met in February 2009 in Los Angeles to discuss some custom clothing.

The lawsuit contained several postings written under Love's former Twitter account, courtneylover79, that accused Simorangkir of theft and of having a criminal background.

"Personally I think $430,000 is an appropriate way to say she's sorry," Freedman said.

The dude's attorney thought that having Courtney pay $430,000 was "the appropriate way" to show she was sorry? Obviously -- he got a third of whatever the settlement turned out to be. He was probably hoping her sorry had a few more zeros in it. Regardless, Courtney's going to have to realize that even though opening her mouth might have originally earned her her money, if she doesn't close it soon it might cost her what's left.

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Kissy, Kissy

Famous ugly woman Courtney Love posted all these random pics on Twitter on Saturday, including one of her ass (here) and one of her making out with another chick. In related news, where's the best place to buy Viagra online? No way I'm ever getting another natural erection again after seeing this. It's like anti-pornography.

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Courtney Love shopping in West Hollywood (10/27)

It's not too late to change your identity and flee the country, Adrien. It's not too late. From the New York Post:

Has Courtney Love set her sights on a new man? Despite recently complaining of money woes, she bid a whopping $17,000 for tea with Oscar winner Adrien Brody at Paul Haggis' Artists for Peace and Justice fund-raiser for Haitian schools Friday night. Spies said Love got into a fierce bidding war with Gerard Butler over Brody at the bash, which also marked the opening of restaurant Salon Millesime at the Carlton Hotel on Madison Avenue.

This is why I never do anything charitable. You try to help ONE developmentally-disabled drug addict and the next thing you know you're stuck on a date with one. The real question behind this story is what will these two talk about during tea? I'd imagine Brody will delve into the quantitative monetary policy being implemented by the G20 while Courtney will counter with the pros and cons of injecting heroin straight into the eyelid. Either way, Adrien needs to make sure tea time doesn't last longer than a half-hour. That last guy who listened to Courtney ramble on for longer than that ended up shooting himself.

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Someone hold me

Sick and tired of being ugly her entire life, Courtney Love is going to be hot now. Um, I don't think that's how it works Courtney. From the San Francisco Chronicle:

Courtney Love decided to give herself an image overhaul and clean out her closet, after realizing she was scaring men away with her "kooky" high-fashion outfits. Earlier this week the Hole frontwoman debuted a revamped, classier look on her new blog, What Courtney Wore Today, which documents her daily wardrobe choices. And Love has vowed to quit wearing outrageous runway fashion to impress other women, insisting she wants to dress sexy to attract potential dates.

In a series of posts on her Twitter page, she writes, "At 46 now I know... that most of 'fashion is about dressing for your lady friends.' I used to think just because I can semi-shred (sic) on guitar and am a 'legend', I AM A WALKING APHRODISIAC! But then my methods began failing? That's just IMPOSSIBLE! It was because I was wearing crazy a**ed c**k blocking kooky, Haute Couture. Self made, it was a disaster!

"BUT I've reformed, cut all that crazy s**t out, stopped 'expressing myself' with Fuchsia eyeliner. Realized dudes dont CARE about crazy hats! And realized I actually CARE about what dudes think, not my fellow fashionistas."

Sorry Courtney, it's not your crazy sense of fashion that's scaring men away. It's the fact that your complexion looks like something straight off the "Faces of Meth" website. Courtney needs to realize that if she wants to start gaining the attention of men, she's going to have to start hanging out in places where people don't seem to care how unattractive they are -- like Wisconsin.

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Courtney Love is stealing money from her daughter

What's a country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the United States? Uganda? OK, Courtney Love should immediately move there. From Bill Zwecker at the Chicago Sun Times:

I've learned that Courtney Love could be in even more trouble, in the wake of losing custody of her daughter Frances Bean Cobain. Word has it, an initial audit of the accounts Love managed on behalf of her daughter indicates huge discrepancies. It appears Love might have misappropriated hundreds of thousands of dollars -- perhaps as much as a million -- from funds belonging to Frances, mostly due from her father's estate.

In all seriousness, the only way Francis Bean is ever going to end up with a dime of her father's estate is if she cuts off her mom's nose. That thing's more of a money pit than the war in Afghanastan. If Francis Bean wants to have any cash by the time she turns 18, she's going to have to earn it herself by doing one of two things: 1. Get a paper route, or 2. Fuck Tiger Woods.

Courtney Love in Dazed & Confused magazine (January)

I don't know whose idea it was to have Courtney Love wear a see-through outfit for this photoshoot, but congratulations, I fucking hate you. For Christmas, I hope you get an iPod and a rare tropical disease.

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Lookin' good Courtney . . .

I know DJ Qualls (pic here) ain't exactly Brad Pitt, but making out with Courtney Love? Really dude? That's just gross. From the New York Post:

Courtney Love enjoyed some Thanksgiving action with an early hours party at a hot club followed by a visit to a strip joint with skinny actor DJ Qualls. The Hole rocker hit it off with "Road Trip" star Qualls as she partied at 1Oak with her bandmates. As Nirvana tracks played on the sound system, Love started making out with Qualls in front of astonished onlookers. In true Courtney style, she then dragged Qualls -- a close pal of "Twilight" actress Nikki Reed -- off to Scores until the early hours of Thanksgiving morning. A source said, "Courtney was partying at 1Oak with her band and Qualls, who was on the next table, introduced himself. They hit it off and ended up talking very closely and making out. She was all over him. Courtney then dragged him and her band to Scores."

God I hope these two are using protection. Can you imagine DJ Qualls knocking up Courtney Love? The doctor wouldn't know if he was delivering a baby or a character from a Wes Craven film. He'd probably try to push it back in.

Courtney Love out and about in New York (8/17)

I swear, every time I see Courtney Love, she's somehow gotten whiter. How is this possible? She's blending into the freaking pavement. She's so bright that she can actually power a solar car. True story.

Courtney Love is disgusting

Run. Run away as far as you can from this story and never look back. I'm talking Forrest Gump style. From the New York Post:

IT only took Courtney Love eight hours to trash her high-end hotel room at The Inn on Irving Place. While the rocker was visiting New York on June 17 with her 16-year-old daughter, Frances Bean, sources say Love completely ruined her accommodations. The hard-partying 44-year-old widow of Kurt Cobain left dirty needles and used feminine hygiene products behind, according to sources, and also flooded the floor.

"She caused so much damage in eight hours and wreaked so much havoc. It was actually kind of funny . . . minus the $5,000 in repairs," one insider told us.

For all of the bulimic Celebslam readers out there that hadn't regurgitated yet today, I hope this article about Courtney Love's "used feminine hygiene products" helped do the trick. Let's just hope that the person that had to clean up after she left was given a hazmat suit -- because there's only one thing on Earth known to be more toxic than Courtney Love's blood: VX gas radioactive waste Citigroup stock Paris Hilton's uterus. Did you know it actually glows?

Pam Anderson at Malibu Beach (1/18)

It's official. Pam Anderson is trailer trash. Courtney Love revealed to the New York Post that the former Playboy model has fallen upon hard times recently and is now living in a trailer park in Malibu:

"Pam Anderson doesn't even have a credit card. And she lives in Paradise Cove -- which is in Malibu, but it's a trailer park in Malibu."

A quick check on the Internet reveals that a double-wide trailer in the park costs around $325,000 -- and on the high side, homes are around $1.2 million. The blond bombshell's manager didn't return our e-mails.

Well, you know what they say about destiny: It works in totally predictable ways. Pam was always gonna end up in a trailer park. It was God's plan. Just like it was his plan for me to nail that hot Swedish exchange student on Saturday night. I'd like to think that was his reward for all the time I've been putting in lately at the soup kitchen. And since Helga lacked a gag reflex, I think that was God's way of telling me he wants me to put in more hours.