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Jennifer Aniston bikini candids! (Los Cabos, Mexio - 2/5)
Apparently Jennifer Aniston didn't hear those rumors about Gerard Butler hooking up with Reese Witherspoon. Because she went to down to Cabo with him (and Courteney Cox and Sheryl Crow) over the weekend to celebrate her 41st birthday. I gotta hand it to Gerard, he is in a very good place with Jen right now. He can pretty much do anything to her premenopausal ass and she'll still crawl back to him. "Gerard, of course I'm not mad at you for microwaving my cat to death. It smelled anyway. Now, MAKE A BABY INSIDE OF ME!"
*49 Jennifer Aniston Cabo vacation pictures total in the gallery:
Jennifer Aniston isn't the only one sabotaging Jennifer Aniston's relationships with men. Her friends help too. From the National Enquirer:
"Friends" co-stars Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Love were spotted waiting in the lobby of the Sunset Tower Hotel on Dec. 3 when a good-looking guy walked up to Jen and complimented her on her dress. Jen graciously thanked him and things looked like they had a chance to move forward. But super-protective Courteney pulled her away! (Print Edition - 12/28)
As if meeting guys wasn't hard enough for Jen, now she has to worry about her friends getting in the way of a love connection? At this point she should probably just give up and do what most women her age do when they can't find a man: become a nun get a cat or five. Besides, what does Courteney know about men? Her brother-in-law doesn't want to be one and her husband still hasn't hit puberty.
That's Courteney Cox (along with Busy Philipps) filming scenes for Cougar Town at Will Rogers State Beach in Pacific Palisades last Friday. I think the premise of the episode is Courteney goes to the beach and looks better than most chicks in Hollywood half her age. Especially Lindsay Lohan -- did you know she still gets fan mail on a daily basis asking her what the '60s were like? True story.
Ellen DeGeneres out and about in Beverly Hills (4/12)
Ellen DeGeneres left a nice, steaming present in front of Courteney Cox and David Arquette's house in Malibu a few weeks ago. PWN3D! From the National Enquirer:
Ellen Degeneres was walking her pup on Aug. 5 in front of the Malibu home of her good friends Courteney Cox and David Arquette when the pooch made a special deposit. Ellen -- who didn't have a doggy bag for clean up duty -- looked around for eyewitnesses, and when she didn't see any, scooted away. (Print Edition - 8/17)
Of course Ellen didn't pick up the dog poop. If she had, her love life would have been ruined by the E. coli on her fingers. Besides, when you live in Hollywood you don't need to take responsibility for your mistakes. Just ask K-Fed. If Ellen's ever going to be able to look Courteney and David in the eyes again, she better let them do something equally as disgusting to her: like Upper Deck her master bedroom toiletperform a White Dragon set her up with a man.
Courteney Cox leaving Nobu restaurant in West Hollywood (6/14)
I think it'd be funny to start some Courteney "don't call me Courtney" Cox pregnancy rumors. Who's with me? My goal is to get her publicist to issue a statement saying she's not pregnant, just fat.
NOTE: Seriously, what the hell happened with her? Judging by how often I've seen her on TV lately, it looks like she replaced "working" with "eating."
Stop acting like a diva please. No one cares about you. From the National Enquirer:
Courteney Cox was in diva mode at the Sunset Tower Bar in Hollywood on Feb. 2. The former "Friends" star was having a great time drinking champagne and toasting her pals until a couple at another table started taking photos. Courteney had the waiter make them stop -- but they weren't even taking pictures of HER! (Print Edition - 2/23)
How self absorbed must you be when you think absolutely EVERYTHING revolves around you? I bet when Courteney walks by a mirror she's tempted to sue the inanimate object for using her likeness without her express written permission. Newflash Courteney: You're just a couple of birthdays and one silcone leak away from doing the same kind of work you did when you broke into Hollywood: Tampax commercials.
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