Courteney Cox leaving Nobu restaurant in West Hollywood (6/14)
I think it'd be funny to start some Courteney "don't call me Courtney" Cox pregnancy rumors. Who's with me? My goal is to get her publicist to issue a statement saying she's not pregnant, just fat.
NOTE: Seriously, what the hell happened with her? Judging by how often I've seen her on TV lately, it looks like she replaced "working" with "eating."
Stop acting like a diva please. No one cares about you. From the National Enquirer:
Courteney Cox was in diva mode at the Sunset Tower Bar in Hollywood on Feb. 2. The former "Friends" star was having a great time drinking champagne and toasting her pals until a couple at another table started taking photos. Courteney had the waiter make them stop -- but they weren't even taking pictures of HER! (Print Edition - 2/23)
How self absorbed must you be when you think absolutely EVERYTHING revolves around you? I bet when Courteney walks by a mirror she's tempted to sue the inanimate object for using her likeness without her express written permission. Newflash Courteney: You're just a couple of birthdays and one silcone leak away from doing the same kind of work you did when you broke into Hollywood: Tampax commercials.
Courteney Cox leaving Il Sole restaurant Monday night
Is it just me or does Courteney Cox look kinda drunk? She just has that giddy/glossy-eye look to her that only comes from throwing back a few bottles of chianti. Meh, I'm sure she's fine. I'm actually a better driver when I'm drunk -- I hit way less homeless people and when I do, there's little to no damage to my car. The key is accelerating right before you hit them and they'll fly right over your car instead of going through your windshield. It's a lot like hitting a deer.
NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!
UPDATE: Nevermind. Cox sold the house last year -- originally purchased in 2001 for $10.19 million -- to L.A. Dodgers' owner Frank McCourt for $27.25 million.
Note to Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox: You're in Hawaii, wear a freaking bikini. What is with these two broads--they're so damn boring. Would it kill them to mix in the occasional sexy catfight? A little hair-pulling here, some shirt-tearing there and suddenly they're relevant again. You can tell I've thought about this . . . often.
