Archive: Courteney Cox

Courteney Cox leaving Il Sole restaurant Monday night

Is it just me or does Courteney Cox look kinda drunk? She just has that giddy/glossy-eye look to her that only comes from throwing back a few bottles of chianti. Meh, I’m sure she’s fine. I’m actually a better driver when I’m drunk — I hit way less homeless people and when I do, there’s little to no damage to my car. The key is accelerating right before you hit them and they’ll fly right over your car instead of going through your windshield. It’s a lot like hitting a deer.

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Courteney Cox is rich, bitch

Courteney Cox’s Malibu beach home

NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!

UPDATE: Nevermind. Cox sold the house last year — originally purchased in 2001 for $10.19 million — to L.A. Dodgers’ owner Frank McCourt for $27.25 million.

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Courteney Cox on the set of Bedtime Stories

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Note to Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox: You’re in Hawaii, wear a freaking bikini. What is with these two broads–they’re so damn boring. Would it kill them to mix in the occasional sexy catfight? A little hair-pulling here, some shirt-tearing there and suddenly they’re relevant again. You can tell I’ve thought about this . . . often.

Courteney Cox flipping off photographers in Hollywood

More of Courteney after the jump…

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David Arquette has been pretty desperate lately to set up Jennifer Aniston with a new dude (his wife Courteney Cox and Jen are best friends). Though Arquette claims he “adores” Jen, he’s been feeling more and more left out of Courteney’s life because of how much time she’s spending with Aniston. According to Arquette:

“I feel like I’m married to two women,” Arquette told pals, explaining why he’s now asking every good-looking, successful, bachelor he runs into if they’d like him to set them up on a date with Jen! (Source)

Of course Jen is subconsciously trying to destroy her best friend’s marriage. See, Jen is a bitch and that’s what bitches do. That’s their “thing.” My “thing” happens to be Renaissance Faires. Yayyy, everyone look at me, I’m a lord! And you had the nerve to laugh at me in high school? Now who’s getting all the escorts chicks!

Some pictures of Jennifer wearing a neat hat after the jump…

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