Ellen Degeneres was walking her pup on Aug. 5 in front of the Malibu home of her good friends Courteney Cox and David Arquette when the pooch made a special deposit. Ellen -- who didn't have a doggy bag for clean up duty -- looked around for eyewitnesses, and when she didn't see any, scooted away. (Print Edition - 8/17)Of course Ellen didn't pick up the dog poop. If she had, her love life would have been ruined by the E. coli on her fingers. Besides, when you live in Hollywood you don't need to take responsibility for your mistakes. Just ask K-Fed. If Ellen's ever going to be able to look Courteney and David in the eyes again, she better let them do something equally as disgusting to her:
Courteney Cox was in diva mode at the Sunset Tower Bar in Hollywood on Feb. 2. The former "Friends" star was having a great time drinking champagne and toasting her pals until a couple at another table started taking photos. Courteney had the waiter make them stop -- but they weren't even taking pictures of HER! (Print Edition - 2/23)How self absorbed must you be when you think absolutely EVERYTHING revolves around you? I bet when Courteney walks by a mirror she's tempted to sue the inanimate object for using her likeness without her express written permission. Newflash Courteney: You're just a couple of birthdays and one silcone leak away from doing the same kind of work you did when you broke into Hollywood: Tampax commercials.
Courteney Cox leaving Il Sole restaurant Monday night
Is it just me or does Courteney Cox look kinda drunk? She just has that giddy/glossy-eye look to her that only comes from throwing back a few bottles of chianti. Meh, I'm sure she's fine. I'm actually a better driver when I'm drunk -- I hit way less homeless people and when I do, there's little to no damage to my car. The key is accelerating right before you hit them and they'll fly right over your car instead of going through your windshield. It's a lot like hitting a deer.
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Courteney Cox is rich, bitch
Courteney Cox's Malibu beach home
NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!
UPDATE: Nevermind. Cox sold the house last year -- originally purchased in 2001 for $10.19 million -- to L.A. Dodgers' owner Frank McCourt for $27.25 million.
