Pearl bracelets? Paris keeps pushing the sexual envelope further and further!
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Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Randi:
The Paris Hilton — the only Hilton you can afford to get into. Twenty dollars buys you a spacious interior with front and rear access. Everyone welcome - no reservations required. Special rates for double and even triple occupancy. Pets allowed. Be warned: This Hilton is known for its frequent infestations and you are advised to wear a raincoat while inside. Short term occupancy only.
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Someone's deductible just got raised . . .
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Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).
Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Kelly:
Don Imus shows that he’s not a bad guy by taking a couple of the Rutgers basketball players out for a cruise.
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Uh oh, Cindy Crawford's trapped in 1989 again
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Winner, decided by me and posted Monday night (6/11), to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed)
Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Amanda:
“Oreo! Oreo! Where to purge thy oreos!”
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Don't laugh--more spoonsucking equals less talking
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Winner, decided by me and posted Monday night (6/4), to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed)
Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner BlastBottom:
Some celebs where born with silver spoons in their mouths. Others, plastic sporks.
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AJ McLean has really let himself go!
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Winner, decided by me and posted Monday night (5/28), to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed)
Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner The Huffer:
Out of the spotlight for awhile Nick has chosen to publicly ‘flog the dolphin’ for some much needed attention.
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Hollywood's hot new couple, Hilary Duff and Rosie O'Donnell, out for a night on the town.
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Winner, decided by me and posted Monday night (4/30), to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed)
Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner JAM:
Photographic proof that the junk may occasionally be UNDER the trunk and not IN it.
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I've always found mustard works best to scare off the paparazzi
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Winner, decided by me and posted Monday night (4/23), to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed)
Winner (4/25--Sorry!): Congratulations to this week’s winner woody:
This looks like a scene from the Peter North movie I “fluffed” for last week!
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"The skanks are supposed to use the side door..."
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Winner, decided by me and posted Monday night (4/2), to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed)
Winner (4/3): Congratulations to this week’s winner BlastBottom:
Why are you calling for a car? The free clinic is only a half block that way.
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Damn, Christina Aguilera's brother is freaking ugly
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Winner, decided by me and posted Monday night (3/26), to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed)
Winner (3/27): Congratulations to this week’s winner :
“No, wearing sunglasses at night isn’t the hottest new trend…Her husband is just that ugly.”
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Lindsay, honey, mommy will love you more if you buy me this jacket
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Winner, decided by me and posted Monday night (3/19), to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed)
Winner (3/20): Congratulations to this week’s winner Bernard Fleming:
Remember, check the label and only select vomit resistant fabrics
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