
"I'm still paying these off!"
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Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Eric:
"Kobe raped me and all I got was this stupid shirt."
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"No Kim, deep throating was April's issue."
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Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Bryan:
“Learning to Read with Kim and Carmen: A PBS Reality Series” shot between takes of “Becoming a Human Urinal: A Playboy Reality Series”
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In a desperate effort to lose that last stubborn 10 pounds, Victoria Beckham has her feet surgically removed
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Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Brian:
Okay…..who took the feet off the Bratz Doll?
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Tie loose, shirt undone, Rob must be interviewing nannies today
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Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner April Showers:
Can you tell the difference between my penis and a baby’s arm?No?
You’re hired!
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Step right up! Step right up! Toss three balls into Kelly Osbourne's mouth and win a prize!
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Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner roxanne wegner:
"Close the lid! I can’t come out ’till dark!"
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Yet another fan learns the hard way that Elle McPherson doesn't do autographs
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Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner 8 1/2 inches:
Kate, what are you sniffing down there?
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"I originally wanted to get E's but the doctor told me I shouldn't go above DDD's."
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This week’s contest is being sponsored by Pepsi Stuff: "Every Sip Gets You Closer." The winning caption gets 250 Pepsi Stuff Points good for all sorts of free stuff like DVDs, CDs, and weapons. OK maybe not weapons but definitely DVDs and CDs. Check out the Pepsi Stuff site HERE.

Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner benny
You’ll never guess where her Pepsi is stuffed!
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"Spare some change for a homeless vet?"
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Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner ric:
"Hi, I’m Britney."
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Queen Latifah reminisces about the night of her Senior Prom
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Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Calamity Jane:
I don’t think it’s a coincidence that this is Friday Caption Contest #69.
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Kirstie Alley seen in public, Weight Watcher's stock plunges 35%
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Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner: penguin.
“Does this dress make me look fat?”“No, your fat makes you look fat.”
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