Friday Caption Contest #105

“I can count to this many all by myself.”
Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).
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“I can count to this many all by myself.”
Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).
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Weird. I always figured Justin was a top.
Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).
Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Brian:
“No, this really isn’t hurting at all….I used to have to carry an entire group on my back.”
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Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).
Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner shenanigans:
Happy Birthday Clay!
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One more trenchcoat to put over her head and I think we finally have a outfit that works for Kirsten Dunst
Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).
Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner UgliestGuy:
Note to photographers: Strictly no flash, vampires burn in bright light!
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Did you know the first sign of a herpes infection is permanent hair loss?
Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).
Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Legend:
One night in Paris … and a lifetime in and out of medical clinics.
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Jennifer Aniston attempts to salvage one more failed relationship
Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).
Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Legend:
I didn’t know the LAPD’s foot patrol allowed ride alongs.
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“Can you get up for a second? I think you’re sitting on my wife.”
Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).
Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Luffe:
“So when are you due?”
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The first bike Paris Hilton has ever owned that had a seat
Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive a poster from the new film Tropic Thunder signed by stars Jack Black, Ben Stiller, Jay Baruchel, Brandon T. Jackson, Steve Coogan, Etan Cohen, and Justin Theroux.
Second place to receive a Tropic Thunder poster signed by Jay Baruchel, Brandon T. Jackson, Steve Coogan, Etan Cohen, and Justin Theroux. Check out the Tropic Thunder site HERE.
UPDATE: letting this contest run another week since the prize is decent
Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner 8 inches:
Having had Paris sit on it, of course the bicycle seat has flames. It’s burning!
Second Place: Congratulations to the second place winner Brian:
I didn’t realize that Paris was capable of riding something that didn’t have a pulse. What happened? Was the Sybian in the shop?
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If Madonna was made of sugar, she’d be dead by now
Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).
Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Obama - Yes We Koran:
That’s a scale in the background…and it reads in stones!
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Can you beat my caption?
Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).
Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Nathan:
“First one to find my hamster gets a handjob!”
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