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Mario Batali and Gwyneth Paltrow

"Wait . . . you're from L.A. and you speak with a British accent? HA HA HA HA HA!!!"

Can you beat my caption?

This week's caption contest being sponsored by the PBS food and travel series Spain . . . on the road Again. The show features Chef Mario Batali, actress Gwyneth Paltrow, New York Times food writer Mark Bittman, and Spanish actress Claudia Bassols. Each episode covers a different region of Spain as the foursome explore the country's culinary traditions and history. Check out the show's website HERE.

Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive an autographed copy of Batali's new book Spain: A Culinary Road Trip

Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Russell:

Simon Says: Laugh if you don’t hate America

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Spain: A Culinary Road Trip

Audrina Patridge arriving at Apple Lounge in West Hollywood on Tuesday night

"I can count to this many all by myself."

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).

Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner JC:

If you don’t know why Audrina Patridge is famous, raise your hand…

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Martha Stewart holding a big weiner

She saw bigger in prison

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).

Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner shenanigans:

Happy Birthday Clay!

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Paris is a whore

The first bike Paris Hilton has ever owned that had a seat

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive a poster from the new film Tropic Thunder signed by stars Jack Black, Ben Stiller, Jay Baruchel, Brandon T. Jackson, Steve Coogan, Etan Cohen, and Justin Theroux.

Second place to receive a Tropic Thunder poster signed by Jay Baruchel, Brandon T. Jackson, Steve Coogan, Etan Cohen, and Justin Theroux. Check out the Tropic Thunder site HERE.

UPDATE: letting this contest run another week since the prize is decent

Winner: Congratulations to this week's winner 8 inches:

Having had Paris sit on it, of course the bicycle seat has flames. It’s burning!

Second Place: Congratulations to the second place winner Brian:

I didn’t realize that Paris was capable of riding something that didn’t have a pulse. What happened? Was the Sybian in the shop?

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Michael Moore is such a fatass

If Madonna was made of sugar, she'd be dead by now

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).

Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Obama - Yes We Koran:

That’s a scale in the background…and it reads in stones!

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Tila Tequila is ready and raring outside Coco De Ville nightclub

"Neeeeeeeeeext!"

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).

Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Nathan:

"First one to find my hamster gets a handjob!"

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Mr. T pitying fools in Australia

"I pity the fool . . . that won't loan me 40 bucks so I can pay this month's water bill."

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).

Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Brian:

Career not going anywhere for a while? Snickers satisfies…

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Amy Winehouse has a dog

The dog's wise to keep its distance from Amy. She hasn't had a flea bath in months.

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).

Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Legion:

“Man, I can’t believe I humped that leg…”

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Paris Hilton running errands in L.A. yesterday

Paris and Nicky used to have that same sign above their bunk bed

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).

Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Obama - Yes we Koran!:

The only difference between these two is that the sign doesn’t have an echo!

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Adriana Lima eating lunch in New York

"Pull my finger!"

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).

Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner AL:

"Hey! The court order said 100 yards!!!"

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