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Friday Caption Contest #105

Audrina Patridge arriving at Apple Lounge in West Hollywood on Tuesday night
“I can count to this many all by myself.”

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).

[WENN]

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Friday Caption Contest #104

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel in Gete, Italy
Weird. I always figured Justin was a top.

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).

Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Brian:

“No, this really isn’t hurting at all….I used to have to carry an entire group on my back.”

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[BauerGriffinOnline]

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Friday Caption Contest #103

Martha Stewart holding a big weiner
She saw bigger in prison

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).

Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner shenanigans:

Happy Birthday Clay!

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Friday Caption Contest #102

Kirsten Dunst in New York on Tuesday
One more trenchcoat to put over her head and I think we finally have a outfit that works for Kirsten Dunst

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).

Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner UgliestGuy:

Note to photographers: Strictly no flash, vampires burn in bright light!

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[Pacific Coast News]

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Friday Caption Contest #101

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden at the Chateau Marmont hotel last Saturday
Did you know the first sign of a herpes infection is permanent hair loss?

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).

Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Legend:

One night in Paris … and a lifetime in and out of medical clinics.

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Friday Caption Contest #100

Jennifer Aniston is desperate
Jennifer Aniston attempts to salvage one more failed relationship

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).

Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Legend:

I didn’t know the LAPD’s foot patrol allowed ride alongs.

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[Splash News]

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Friday Caption Contest #99

Aretha Franklin is large
“Can you get up for a second? I think you’re sitting on my wife.”

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).

Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Luffe:

“So when are you due?”

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[WENN]

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Friday Caption Contest #98 - with kickass prize!

Paris is a whore
The first bike Paris Hilton has ever owned that had a seat

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive a poster from the new film Tropic Thunder signed by stars Jack Black, Ben Stiller, Jay Baruchel, Brandon T. Jackson, Steve Coogan, Etan Cohen, and Justin Theroux.

Second place to receive a Tropic Thunder poster signed by Jay Baruchel, Brandon T. Jackson, Steve Coogan, Etan Cohen, and Justin Theroux. Check out the Tropic Thunder site HERE.

UPDATE: letting this contest run another week since the prize is decent

Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner 8 inches:

Having had Paris sit on it, of course the bicycle seat has flames. It’s burning!

Second Place: Congratulations to the second place winner Brian:

I didn’t realize that Paris was capable of riding something that didn’t have a pulse. What happened? Was the Sybian in the shop?

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Tropic Thunder poster

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Friday Caption Contest #97

Michael Moore is such a fatass
If Madonna was made of sugar, she’d be dead by now

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).

Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Obama - Yes We Koran:

That’s a scale in the background…and it reads in stones!

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[WENN]

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Friday Caption Contest #96

Tila Tequila is ready and raring outside Coco De Ville nightclub
“Neeeeeeeeeext!”

Can you beat my caption?

Winner, decided by me and posted next week, to receive $10 Amazon.com gift code (will be emailed).

Winner: Congratulations to this week’s winner Nathan:

“First one to find my hamster gets a handjob!”

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[Pacific Coast News]

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